Recent content by Jasmine

i've been to china before, it was a lot of fun. i think you will like beijing, good luck at the university

okay okay, here's one... ...if you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning!

you must be wearing astronaut pants 'cause your butt is out of this world!!!

what the fuck is wrong with people... this behavior of egging people on to commit suicide happens a lot, and it's bizarre. weird

it's because the church thinks they own the institution of marriage, i don't know... do they?

no it's only incest if it is a series of successive event, i.e. you have s/x bf, bf screws ex, ex screws brother... but since it went in a separate order, you and your brother are not incestuous. cool

never ever ever talk to cops without a lawyer. they lie, here's a video...

haha, jamaica, that's awesome. well, i just wrote a paper about race being completely socially constructed with no foundation in biology except a set of genetic variants that sometimes maybe tend to go together... but that aside, i guess i'd be classified as somewhat czechoslovakian, and...

how about a sexy dinosaur... combines the best elements of creativity and sluthood, plus there's lots of choices... sexy stegasaurus, sexy t-rex, sexy dinonychus, haha, there are many ways to go with that

haha i still remember when she was twelve and that show just came on. there was a thread on this site how guys would bone her anyway, the irony.

you definitely can fall into those crevaces; one of my friends we had to fetch out with a shovel because it was too deep to pull them out. so be careful...

all i know is it is really awkward when you're catching up with old friends from high school, and you go to meet them and can't remember where they all go to college now to save your life. this situation could all be avoided with a quick browse through facebook every now and then. so when you...

yea, i have so much respect for that guy. whenever i'm dehydrated in the middle of the desert, i now know to keep an eye out for any traces of elephant feces... good to know

"O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes...

yep, they just beat my school