Best Pickup Lines/ swift killa moves

[14.]

Ever wondered what the easiest way to get some pussy in dem sheets? What are some smooth moves you've pulled or some sick lines youve thrown down? Gimmi some good ones

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[Peter.]

hello miss, may i pee in your butt?

 

[k-rob]

"I'm on the rugby team."

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"You must work at Subway 'cause you're giving me footlongs!"

 

[kris.....]

GUY......hey waittres you forgot somthing one my bill

WAITTRES........ what did i forget?

GUY.........your number

lol worked for a friend of mine havent had the courage to ask it again

or just walk to a girl in the bar and grab her hand and go Hand to Dick......... yo u have a 50 50 shot lol

 

[carbon.pulse]

3 quick and easy steps.

1) unzip

2) grab that bitch firmly by the hair

3) hold that bitch down by yo nuts till yo dun nig.

 

[seeingstars]

how do you figure?

 

[4frnt_or_die]

50% yes

50% no

 

[k-rob]

depends ont he size of your dick really. you got a 1 incher and i'd say it's more like 3% yes 97 % no

 

[kris.....]

exactly

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

"hey baby, wanna searchbar?"

 

[Pee_and_Ski]

yo babby my friend wants to know if you think im hot

my duddie uses it all the time never works thought

 

[Canuker]

hi, your hot, lets fuck....

actually worked for a friend because the girl thought it was hilarious. no fucking but he;s working on it.

 

[anxju]

WHY THE FUCK DOES NO ONE USE THE SEARCHBAR

 

[Bill.]

Hey there, I'm no expert on pies, but DAMN girl you make my banana cream.

 

[Eastcoastskier09]

is your dad a baker? cause he made you a nice set of buns

do u work at the post office? Cause i swear u were checkin out my backage

 

[Eastcoastskier09]

i meant package

 

[Jasmine]

you must be wearing astronaut pants 'cause your butt is out of this world!!!

 

[ParkLife01]

baseball bat to the back of head....proceed to fuck

just joking........1 Did you fart? Because you blew me away

2 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

3 I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

 

[zylstra]

-1

 

[fsscott]

but it's at zero~~!?!??!

DON'T DO IT YOU'LL BREAK NEWSCHOOLERS!!!

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

^ ya tottaly cheesey

 

[95959]

is yo' daddy a baker.. Cuz youve got sweet buns.

 

[babujib]

hahah ive always loved that one

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Your like a jar of applesauce smooth and creamy wet and slippery

HAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAAH

 

[peyton]

hi.
works every time..

 

[Dr.Scholl]

ive tried this one... it does not work

 

[SirFryanator]

pickup lines are fucking dumb.

on the other hand...

"are you one to accept a sincere compliment?" is a good line I guess haha...gotta smile with it though

if she says yes then you say "I am too, let's hear it!"

if she says no, she's either a bitch or is teasing you and you tease her back. not hard if you have problems meeting ladies

 

[Jasmine]

okay okay, here's one...

...if you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning!

 

[C.R.E.A.M]

that would get you 0 girls

unless they get turned on by all caps.

 

[lloyd_christmas]

i only save this one for the really hot girls

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

nice shoes lets fuck

i stole that one from a other thread

 

[MadSteezin]

I always thought it was the 40/60 rule...

40% - Yes

60% - No

 

[Meh42]

You - Hey, want to order a pizza and fuck?

Her - No

You - What, you don't like pizza?

 

[-dva-]

i imagine it works for tanner

 

[gnarmada]

my cousin was bladin and sum litle faggots skateboard flew up at him and slice open my cousins dick, he had to get it glued together or some shit like that, the doc said it still has a normal functions and shit like that but his pick up line is "wanna see my scar?"

 

[fillup]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?