The dumbest thing anyone has ever said to you

garrett.

garrett.

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ok so just post the dumbest thing that has ever been said to you. doesnt have to be skiing related or anything.

mine would have to be when it was like a day before camp and i was all stoked out of my mind and this girl come sup and is like

hey you said ur going to that ski campo thing right? and i reply yeah why.. i get the expected, theres no snow anywhere response. and then i explain to her thats its on a glacier and theres still lots of snow there. she then says the dumbest thing i have ever heard, she comes back with this.. what if u fall into one of those cracks in the glacier and die but u dont die bcause u hit the bottom but u die from starvation because u are falling for so long? i was astounded that anyone could be thta dumb. i just walked away.

annnnnd go!
 
you definitely can fall into those crevaces; one of my friends we had to fetch out with a shovel because it was too deep to pull them out. so be careful...
 
I haven't been to any other countries, only Florida and Canada.

I don't remember her not having teeth.

Where did we come in from? It was like... some kind of door or something.

Nowhere near the dumbest but that's what I got off the top of my head, and most everything else would require explanation.

 
k so me and my mate were near this chemical factory thing and there was this stink in the air that was just so horribly rancid that we both only had to glance at each to come to the agreement that we should get out of there as soon as possible...

Next this rugged woman (borderline homeless) comes up to me and sincerely announces to me "mmmm, smells like pies"...
 
this girl wanted me to transfer to her school which i was thinking of doing and the convo went something like this

Girl:AWW you have to come to my school next year

Me:yeah im thinking about it probably will

Girl: if you come i'll give you a loonie and my big toe nail

Me:...oh thanks

more stupid then dumb she says a lot of stuff like that...
 
one tiem, this girl that is on the fis ski racing team for this mtn near mine (i just met her at this one party) was talkhin to her frends about racing. and they were like "ya we're doing some world cup races", and she was like "whats the world cup", even tho she is in world cup races. u had to be there, but she is a fucking retard
 
This just happened to me yesterday....

I was getting a movie to watch with this girl and she asked me if I wanted to see Hostel and I said to her, "I thought you didn't like scary movies." and then she replied with something more disturbing than stupid...

"Oh I love that movie because I thought it'd always be a fun thing to do. Like not kill a person, but to cut off their fingers. You know, just walk in and be able to do that."
 
the kitchen smells like food.

my response was: and the bathroom smells like shit. hmmm, i wonder why.
 
"what is this a fucking coat? I cant sleep in a fucking coat!"

from a kid who was high as shit and couldn't figure out how to use a sleeping bag

 
i have really thick hair, and one time when i was getting it cut the lady said "you have really thick hair. the last time i saw hair this thick was on this gay guy. you arent gay, are you?" i think she was trying to be funny, but i just kind of said" um, no?" it was really funny cuz this guy next to me just started laughing, and he didnt stop for like 5 minutes. yeah, pretty dumb.
 
So one time in earth science we were talking about how pluto wasnt a planet any more. The girl sitting in front of me who is ironicly extremelly smart says "So is pluto a star now?" End of story.
 
Angela!

Go get the bucket of curve balls!

"I couldn't find them!"

Oh, well look for the left handed bats, then!

Five minutes later....

"Couldn't find those either!"
 
"whats one plus point five?"

and

while outside during the day "whats that light throught the trees?"
 
on a super cloudy day when the cloud cover was perfect for blocking out all of the immediate glare from teh sun, but the sun could still be seen as a super bright circle in the sky.

many people tried to convince me that it was the moon, shining from behind the clouds. the fact that you couldn't look at this "moon" for too long because it was still bright enough to cause eye damage did not deter them in their attempts to bring me around
 
ok well the other day i was plying some pong at friends house and this kid goes 'yo where all the biddies at?' to which this really dumb kid goes 'wait biddies are girls right?'

holy shit i laughed for probly 5 minutes.
 


Not TO me but i heard it

We were at my friends house, his name is Andy Wilson but we usualy just call him Wilson, and another of my friends was odering pizza over the phone and said: 

"yeh delivered to *address*, yeh name.....(shouting to wilson) WILSON, whats your last name.........."

He then realised what he said and even the pizza guy was laughing.
 
"haha, my friends at school told me they could make weed"

"uhh mike, weed is a plant... you can't 'make it' "

"oh, shit, really?"
 
Stupd thing one: My aunt ordered a chesseburger and the waitress was liek "ok, and would you like chese with that?"

Stupid thng 2: there was a girl in my spanish class who was asked what latin-american country she would not like to visit and she repiled" well, i wouldnt really like to go to england....
 
I get so many assholes at work, but this one happened today:

Customer: "Okay so, it says you have Mint Chocolate chip ice cream. Now does that mean it's an italian ice?"

Me: "uh.."
 
as we were in utah on a skiing vacation, we were staying at our friends aunts house in Salt Lake.

"Hey guys, lets make some Anti-Morman T-shirts, cruise through salt lake, and smoke some crack!"

Only an hour later after amazing idea number 1 didnt go over so hott.

He had bought a new pair of DaKine gloves that came with leather waterproofing shit...

"I wonder what my girlfriend would say if I water-proofed my dick....this stuff kinda smells like varnish." HE saying Her pretend response he came up with...."Kyle, why does your dick taste like varnish?!"

"I waterproofed it! DUH!"

Some dumb shit.
 
okay, i was watching the movie kungpow with my cousins, and after the scene where they throw the baby down the hill and it rolls for like 5 minutes, my cousin asked me if i thought it was a real baby. and she was dead serious. wow
 
me: so rene do you have a 6 pack?

rene: of what?

me: uuh... abs..?

rene: drugs aren't allowed in school.
 
the other day at work a lady had a $109 grocery bill. She hands me $50 and then says "put the rest on my debit card" So i go through the whole transaction and my register beeps, saying she changed the amount. I hit the button, and she wants $50 back from here debit card. I stood there for about a min, holding the $50 she had just giving me, and staring at her...then a shook my head, handed her money back to her, and put up my closed sign and went on break. I just couldnt handle any more dumb ppl at that moment
 
This girl at my school, might be the dumbest person on earth so she has a couple.

1. This girl named ashley just got an ipod for easter or some shit, and it wasn't charged so she asks her friend "hey jessica can I come to your house after school to charge my Ipod. and she replies "what you don't have a computer?" to which ashley responds "No i don't have internet.

2. Ashley: "Mr. Cohn can spiders go in trees?"

3. The aforemnetioned teacher is addicted to kite boarding so he let us watch a kite boarding movie. There was a dude who had a last name of Romaine. Mr. Cohn says "They named romaine lettuce after that guy. To which ashley resonds: "Romaine Lettuce? That's a funny name!"

sooooo dumb.
 
Haha, I didn't even dip into stupid shit said to me at McDonald's...

All of these start with the sentence above the line and the various conversations that followed are below...

"Can I have a strawberry shake?"

__________________________________________________

"Sorry ma'am, our shake machine is broken. Can I get you something else?"

"Do you have chocolate shakes?"

"Sorry, our shake machine is broken today, can I get you something else?"

"You don't have shakes!? What DO you have?"

"Uhm... everything besides shakes..."

One of my favorites...

"Can I have a chicken salad?"

"Uhm... we have a lot of different chicken salads... Asian, Caesar, Southwest, and Ranch"

"Oh... well I'll have one of those Mexican salads then"

"Uhm... yeah, sure. Grilled or crispy chicken?"

"Yes."

"...Grilled or crispy chicken?"

"Yes."

"Would you like GRILLED or CRISPY chicken?"

"Oh, what? Uhm, how do you make that chicken? What's that all about?"

"Crispy is deep-fried, grilled is... well, it's grilled. On our grill."

"Oh... tell you what, cancel that, I'll have a cheeseburger."

 
hahah

my friends mom was talking to him on the phone and seh was like

"Your drunk arent you??????? get in your car and come home RIGHT NOW"
 
ok well once my sister was like "whens whidbey island gonna sink?" (thats where we live) and we told her islands don't float and so her response was "then how come you can swim under it??"

 
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