The best gaper quotes

This kid keeps telling me and my friend that skiing is gay and that snowboarding is obviosly cooler and that skiing is so much easier. It is a bit easier to pick up on but its hard to be good.

So we go and take a picture of 3 groups of girls snowboarding and a picture of the one girl ive ever seen clear a jump.

he got owned
 
haha, there are a lot of kids where I go that have "extreme snowboarding" or something on the back of their jackets... but a lot of them are skiers
 
"you missed it these kids were doing flips in the terrain park" -my mom
"they were 360s" -my dad.
I'm ashamed.
 
Me and my friend were skiing the park (wearing kind of gangster gear but not gaper nonetheless) and on the lift we saw our other friend (gaper) and this was the conversation. I shit you not.
Gaper: Why do You guys dress like gapers?
Us:...we dont lol you are the defenition of gaper.
Gaper: no gapers dress gangster
Us: - syncronized face palms -
Gaper: i'm probably better than you anyway.
Us: o rly?
Gaper: ya you should race me.
Us: - even bigger Facepalm followed by ignoring him in our dissapointment -
 
Hahahaha. quotes from last trip "Whoa! Saga!!!"

"Hey look that guy has a helmet cam".

(random guy talking to girl) "Did you see that?" (girl) "ya" (me from the lift) "I saw that too sweet cheeks".

(landon) "Oops. I dropped my poles" "roller coaster"
 
Gaper: Do you ski backwards on those fat skis?

Me: Only on tuesdays.

Gaper: Why?

Me: Cuz thats when fucks like you generally arent here to snake the park
 
as i was putting my boots on (cuz i suck and get rentals)gaper mom to son - "why are you taking a lesson, you already know how to ski?"gaper dad - "you have to take one every year or you can't ski"me - continue putting on bootstrue story
 
Littlel girl to dad: Daddy look at his skis.

Dad: oh those are twin tips skis.

Little girl: What are those for?

Dad: they are for cross country racing.

Me: giving them that "Fuck no!" look.
 
I got my very first Gaper quote yesterday!!!
Sitting in the lift on the way up and there was this English family there, they obviously thought i couldn't understand them....
Dad: Look at that kids pants, they're very in your face. He shouldn't be allowed to wear stuff like that!
Son: He's obviously one of the jump skiers dad!
Mom: Oh, do you have to wear that kind of thing to do the backwards somersaults?
Right when she said that i started pissing myself laughing.... think the figured out i could speak english. Awkward ride the rest of the way up...
 
landed my first backflip yesterday and tell my mom and this is how it goes:

me: hey mom i did a backflip.

mom: what's that again?

me: when you do a backflip.

mom: so you do a flip backwards?

and i actually had to show her the movement it was kind of embarassing. no hate on my mom tho, shes just ignorant.
 
I took the ferry to my parents today, and I needed to fix my boot buckle before I ski tomorrow, so I walked on the ferry carrying my boots today.
some old lady came up to me and said,
"where'd you go skiing this time of year?""the mountains""there's still snow?!?!""yeah""I bet it was better than the OLYMPICS"
I really didn't get what she was talking about, I was so confused....

 
Gaper: I couldnt find my skis when i went into the chalet.

Me: so how long did it take to find them.

Gaper: i just took these skis that looked like mine. they were the same color.

 
my brother after i showed him fulltilts:holy crap i want fulltilts!me: they're ski boots, you snowboard samhim: wait, you need different boots to snowboard?
 
Favorite gaper quote. One time my frien went off a jump on the side of the trail and this kid on the lift was watching and shouted do a twister or something!!

Silly gapers.
Oh and one time I was explaining to my mom what a Joey is and she was all like "wait who's Joey"
 
well this guy wast realy a gaper but i couldnt find any were else sutable for this,

so me and my friends ride up with these 2 older guys and we see this kid sliding down this hill with his ski racing down the hill,

the guy was like" man to bad the kids brakes didnt work"

and the other guy said "must be tyota(how do u spell i forgot lol sorry)"

and for some reason i though ti was the funnest thing in the world .
 
Gaper in a gondola: "Are you a snowboarder"
Me: "No"
Gaper: " well your dressed like one...are you sure your not?!
Me: "Yeah sorry i lied"
THEN SILENCE!
 
lapping the PC pipe today, and i see these three kids hiking up the pipe (all the way to the top). While they're hiking i get 2 runs in, and they ask me when they get to the top, "why would you take the lift? hiking is so much faster!"
 
So I was waiting gor the chairs..
Gaper in my back: Look! His tshirts go under his waist! Do you think he knows?Gaper2: I don't know but he sure looks ridiculous.Me: I just turned around and looked at them from head to boots.
 
so i was at liberty today and i was chilling about to hit this rail with my bud and we were talking to this other skier with some dynastar twin tips, and this guy with rentals comes up to us asking "hey are you going to do your backflip?" and we thought he was talking to the other guy but then it turned out he was talking to my friend, and so we joked around saying, oh no man hes going to do a dub cork 14. and the both the guy with rentals and the guy with the dynastars had no clue what we were talking about, so we tried explaining to the guy with twins that it was what jossi did, and he didnt know who jossi was at all. that was a good story
 
Ever since I broke my shoulder blade (I accidentally skied into a tree switch. Yes I know how to look behind me, the tree just caught me on my blind side), people can't fathom why I was skiing backwards. They're either shocked, think I'm a dumbass, say I should've snowboarded (only the douchy snowboarders say this not the chill ones I ski with), or in one case, they laugh at me.

all in all, it's annoying.
 
I know, I once had a senior skier just shake her head at me as I skied switch past her. Other than that most other people just stare amazed or dumbfounded with their mouths slightly open. Hence the term gaper.

Forgot to add I was skiing switch because I was going for a sw 3. That's the other part that confuses the hell outta people.
 
these both come from a friend of mine who works at a lodge in breck.
"so what yah'll do with them moguls in the summertime?
"If i open the window of my room will the altitude get in?"
 
I think she was making a joke at how Cypress mountain, host to quite a few events had the least snow they've ever had in the last 100+ years.
 
so im at the top of the inrun for a large spine with a tire jib on top, waiting for all the little gaper kids to ski up and then fall down backward, and gaper dad (on his 200cm straight skinny skis and sunglasses) stops besides me and asks (pointing to the spine)
"hey dude, those are some sweet backflip kickers. are you gonna do one?"
i ski away without responding.
 
yo who are you?

i was at liberty that day.

and was your friend with the dynastars the kid in the green jacket who got knocked the balls out on the flat down ?
 
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