The best gaper quotes

as im reading this thread, my friend is asking me what twin tips are being used for. right after reading the entire first page of this threadhes a gay swimmer... lol
 
thats not being a gaper, thats knowing that you can do whatever the fuck you want because you got rental skis
 
I'm riding single in the lift line and some kid goes "hey johnny go with that kid he looks like a freestyler." (referring to me) I proceed to get on the lift with this kid, goggles falling off, rental skis, and probably 150cm poles. He tells me he can backflip.
 
riding alone, get on a lift with like 3 retards who are riding snowblades. the are chain smoking and buzzed on the alcohol they consumer before getting on their blades. they then proceed to sych each other up by talking about all the "double blacks" they're gonna ride. no the resort i ride does have a freeride zone that is a double black but was closed due to avy danger. then teh one guy pipes up and says " i don't know guys...kinda beat....i mean i can do them, as long as i can take up the whole with my turns and theirs no moguls" they other guy pipes up and says "i wish we could go faster, those skiers have it so easy."

i almost died
 
I was talking to this girl and while sitting at her house she goes, "So my brother has those short skis, maybe you can take me and you can take yours and teach me freestyle"me "i ride twin tips not blades"she " whatever same thing"me "no"She "sorry, but what about backflips can you doem"me "no but i can spin and grab and ride rails"she "o so no big tricks?"i told her i had to go walk my do and stopped talking to her hahahaha
 
yea man i let down all men by that.. buttt who said i didnt get any before that...im actually giving +k for realizing my mistake before anyone else
 
"Hey Billie Bob watch this"5 seconds later splatter on table of first kiccker. Skis still on tabletop, yet gaper no where to be found. CLASSIC!!
 
me and my friend were sitting in a lift

and suddenly we hear a loud scream ''SPINNERS''

gaper comes out of nowhere,hits a sidebooter,turns 45 degrees

and lands on his face.

me and my friend were just laughing in the lift.
 
I guy at school claims he's heaps good at skiing, thinking he'd be shit I asked him what kind of turns he could do and he says "oh, you know, like full on turns."

Then later he starts claiming he skis park and can do 520s
 
seriously, what the fuck kind of a question is that?

I think perhaps that YOU are the bigger gaper in this situation
 
why, those are some surfboards you got there.
refering to my 95 underfoot kung fujas' oh the joys of roundtop, if only my dad had gotten his shoguns by then
 
A guy next to me on the lift told me he liked the paint job on my skis, I have 2010 suspects. they are definitely not painted.
 
in the lift line with my JJs:
Him: Did you bend up the tips and tails like that yourself?Me: Haha nope they come like that nowadays.Him: Oh, wow. Are they made for super deep powder then?Me: Sure.

Waiting for people at the top of the lift, my buddy riding his afterbangs:
Gaper: How did you get the bottom of your skis to glow like that?Him: I had a specialist put in about a thousand little LED lights in the bases.Gaper: Oh. wasn't that expensive? Him: Ya about five thousand dollars.Gaper: Dang.
 
gaper: are you efficient at these here ramps?

me: .... the whats?

gaper: the ramps, those right there.

me: oh. you mean jumps?

gaper: yea those.

me: i guess

gaper: but how can you? you ski. ramps are only for snowboarders

me: they're called jumps. and no, skiers hit these all the f&*%in time

gaper: yea right. prove it then

me: *i more than prove it*

gaper:*cases the living shit out of it, destroys the lip, makes a complete ass of himself, and got his jeans covered in snow*
 
gaper mom: "those jumps over their are for snowboarders only, skiers aren't allowed to jump"

gaper child: "oh okay mommy"

and then like as they were saying that, a skier threw like a cork 7, HAHA
 
I had just did a frontflip and came back to the top of the hill, and a guy came up to me and said
gaper: hey are you that kid that just did a frontflip
me: yeah....
gaper: can you do a backflip
 
this kid a school claims he can ski park. I take him into the park and he straight shoots a huge flat box and straightairs a tiny jump. I switch up a rail and pull a frontflip.

His reaction: oh shit
 
i had some gaper ask me that since my skis were curled on both sides how do i know which way to put them on...
 
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