The best gaper quotes

the kid with hte dynastars wasnt my friend, my friend and i were talking to him, he was the one who had no clue what we were talking about when we said dub cork 14 or jossi wellsno i was in a purple sessions jacket with kung fujas and no poles my friend was in the dope ass custom saga sweatshirt
 
shit load of pow, and snowing just a little bit (amazingness)
gaper: i wish it was nicer todayme: mhmm...?gaper: yup, i only usually ski on sunny days
 
my favorite is when your at school and people are like i hear your pretty good at skiing your like yea sure..... CAN YOU FLIP?? my response everytime is nah man that shit is to crazy for me they get completely bummed hahaha
 
Kid on my bus: dude, I heard ur like amazing at skiing.
me: idk, not really...
Kid: can u do a backflip??
Me: yeah-
Kid: u must be pro!!
me: (facepalm) Yep.
 
Gaper: DUDE How do you make the tails go bendy like that? I want to do that 2...did you use fire or something?

I just sighed and said yes, lot's and lot's of fire.

And another time a snowboard sprayed me yelling the park is not for skis. He then procceedingly did a straight air over a 15ft jump and ate shit at the (crash)landing. I then did a switch 5 cork and just afterbanged hard.
 
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i have a picture on my facebook of me doing a backflip, and it is VERY OBVIOUSLY a backflip and some total gaper comments: what trick are ya pullin? so i told him it was my new double, switch misty 10 to rodeo 9
 
haha i have the same boots. got them at christmas and people ask about them all the time. sooo stupid. i like to tell people theyre moo cows
 
Wicked fuckin creeped out from this, but here it is.

So, I was riding the chairlift on a not too busy day, so it was just me and this like 10 year old kid on the quad.

Kid: Do you believe in Ghosts?

Me: Uhhh... not really...

Kid: Well I do

An awkward minute or so passes.

Kid: Can I tell you something?

Me: Yea, sure.

Kid: I can see dead people. I think I'm a medium or something (Keep in mind this kid is like 10)

Me: Well that's pretty cool...

Kid: Yea, but I'm not gonna tell my parents because they might think there is something wrong with me.

Me: Yea, they probably would.

By now I really wanted to get off that chairlift.

Kid: Yea, I can see dead people and every once in awhile I see a floating head.

Me: (chairlift ride is over) Nice talking to you, bye.

And yea I got the fuck outta there.
 
Haha. The highest quad in nc is like 40 ft but it gets down to like 5 or 10 in a few places. The people at app flip out when you dont have your bar down on a double thats like 5 ft off the ground almost all the way up
 
a man with a cowboy hat literally dragged his 6 year old son into the park and told him to grind the rail. This kid slides about a ft and pops off, his dad goes nuts "that's my son doing that crazy grind on skis" "boyah lets try some backflips"
 
i have the '09 volkl walls and i was riding up the lift and some guy pointed to my skis and asks me "whoa did you paint that waterville symbol on your skis yourself?" i looked at him and told him no. then the next week the same thing happened to me in the lift line! different guy though
 
well you, sir, are an absolute douchebag. im all for laughing at funny things gapers say or do or whatever, but dont be an asshole to them because they dont know any better. tell em what not to do, but dont just fucking flip shit on em, then your just being a dick. seriously, so many kids on here are just fucktarts.
 
okay so i saw a gaper with twin tips

Me: Your skis are bent on both ends, whya is they like that

Him:you can go backwards

Me:that there right down stupid do yall do tricks

Him: yeah i can do 180s and boxs and shit

he proceeds to falling getting off the lift
 
Gaper : wow those are freestly skis?me :yesGaper: i hate those, everytime i lean forward i just pop out is it hard having to lean so far back to not fall out ?
ive not really had any good ones, another encounter ::gaper : your poles are way to small , i know someone who broke their arms because his were too small
 
*gaper on the lift commenting on my suspects*

gaper: wowzers, those are some magnificently looking skis you got there, what are they?"

Me: salomon suspects, they're really nice, i love em.

Gaper: ...hmmm... now, are those are em skis using for spinning and such

Me: yep, there called twin tip skis and used for park

Gaper:......is that two different skis? cause the painting isnt the same.

Me: Nope man, same ski, just different graphic..

Gaper: man, i got to get me some of them
 
So the mtn I was at didnt have a good park, so I entered in the NASTAR race in saga and a tall hoodie. I raced with my music up kinda loud and an old guy yelled at me :0
 
so my cousin and i are going up this quad with two snowboarders. I look over and see that they both have their lift tickets stuck to their chest. So we try not to laugh the whole way up and watch them fall getting off the lift. Later that day my cousin and i see a snowboard just sitting underneath the lift on a closed trail. Further up the mountain we see one of those snowboarders running down the mountain going to get his board. I still have no idea how you can drop your snowboard off the lift.
 
This guy was asking me if he should hit the lip of some rail and then he kept asking me questions like if he needs a lot of speed to hit this little "jump" and he kept going on and on about the tactics of hitting this "jump" it was funny
 
"You should video tape that and put it on youtube!" A dad watching his kid ski said that to me at the bottom of a run after I ate it on a pond skim.
 
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