The best gaper quotes

Not really a gaper story but the dean of my hs called my down to his office for skiing moguls with park skis. He was on a lift like halfway across the mountains and saw how I was "ruining the snow for everyone else"

kinda true i caught my back edge and sent one to my face
 
5442070:TonyTheTiger said:
Right after I did a flatspin 5.... I heard someone scream in the chair: "Omg this guy did a frontflip!!!!".... oooook...
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My flat 5 response is "Omg he did a backflip!!!"
 
So I was riding up the chairlift with this kid about 10-11. He then proceeded to tell me all these crazy stories and people dieing, and his dad being so great. The best story however was about the infamous GoPro. He said his dad got the first one. I replied by saying 'oh cool, the new ones are getting pretty good.' Then he replied "yeah, but I'm pretty sure the original is like the best because it is not all upgraded and stuff." I replied a simple 'ya' and continued with my day.
 
Almost all the kids in my school ski club are gapers and I love on the way home from the mountain when all of them are saying, "yo I had an epic day and those jumps were sick!" when really all they did was pizza down all the greens, tuck in a pizza, and hit tiny bumps (aka jumps).
 
Getting off chair at stevens pass, knocking skis off to hike up to big chief bowl,

Gaper asks, "so is that like a dope ass run up there?"

Me, "Nah, probably just be kinda shitty,"

Long story short, got the freshies and kept the snakes out
 
I had a first time skier pay for demos because she thought we would demonstrate how to use the equipment. It was slow so I showed her how to step into and get out of bindings.

Also, had the classic "Are you sponsored?" a few times. One guy asked me after I shifty'd off a pretty mellow side hit. I asked why he thought I was sponsored and he pointed at my skis and said that only pros have skis that cool. So good job Moment... I guess.
 
"Wow those are a lot of stickers on your skis. Did you put all those stickers on them? Must've taken a while."...in referring to my 2013 Line Afterbangs....

"Sorry bro, I couldn't stop"...as some Jerry in rental skis slides right across the front of my skis while I'm waiting in the lift line.
 
13612772:EasyCheesySteezy said:
Kid: are you going inside

Me: (I'm holding the open walking inside) no its to cold out so I'm warming up the hill
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I had to read this 5 or 6 times to figure out what the fuck was going on
 
It was spring skiing last year at vail and it was a toasty 55 degrees so my friends and I were wearing tank tops, gaper looks at us, "hey wearing tank tops while skiing is dangerous"

Us, "Uh what?"

Gaper, "yeah you can get frostbite"

Us, "..."
 
*at mid mountain, jerry gaperton skis over to me

"hey, im looking for the lift?"

ok, which one you looking for?

"you know, the one that goes up"
 
Non gaper: are you filming a POV video?

Gaper: no.

Non gaper: then why do you have the gopro mounterd on your head?

Gaoer: i'm filming a rad video. Check my youtubes.
 
13862272:DMadd11883 said:
"Wow you can ski without poles!" and "Hey isn't you're jacket a little big lololololol" are the two classics
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This is funny because you were actually the one being called a gaper...
 
Lots of kids ask me if I hit the “jumps” but all we have are rails so they always talk about jumping off to the side of the rails.
 
Talking to one of those kids who thinks they know everything at the bus stop one morning asking why I had a an extra bag for my ski gear and he asked me,

“Do you use those double-enders?”

“Sorry what?”

“Ya know those skis with two tops...”

“Oh twin tips. Yeah.”
 
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