The best gaper quotes

my friend once asked a guy from new york if he had seen any skiers doing urban and he said ya there was, then he said "ya there bean alot of snow shooers and cross coutry skier"

not super gaperish but pretty funny!
 
These are both from the same person: 1.Can skiers and snowboarders go on the same slopes? and 2. I didn't know the skilife didn't stop so I had to jump off and I crashed into the ground.
 
Gaper(Kid at my school): dude i broke my wrist trying to 5 this big jump

me: my friend was there. you 90'd a bump then fell and stated crying

gaper: i mustve caught an edge i guess
 
so im 15 and pretty short and the other day i was in the park and i ate shit on a 9 that i didnt get all the way around on.while i was clicking my skis back in an older guy with a with beard on straight skies from the 80's came up to me and told me that i should go find my parents because its obvious that i was a "trickster", i was like... are you kidding me i just fell on a legitament 9!... he proceeded to force me to follow him to "park patrol" where he explained to them that i need to find my parents because im lost on a big mountian..... so embarassing.
 
This story is so epic so one day I was hiking in the park I was out of landing perfectly safe and some 30 somthing year old man with his 4 year old son comes flying down side jumps the lip of the boxes and skis over my skis he stops and

me:dude its ok

him: *looks at me* *looks at the ground* DUDE WATCH OUT!!!

me:what??

him: dont you know that the terrain park is for going down

me: dont you know sometimes people go up it to get in more hits when they are learning tricks

him:well your a nuisance and a danger to everyone going into the park so go THE FUCK DOWN THE HILL

me: common really why do you new jersey joeys have be such douchebags

him: oh wait till I get ski patrol are they going to teach you a lesson

me: what are they going to do pull my pass for you skiing over my skis and trying to start a fight with me

him: *skis away*

about 20 minutes later he is waiting at the side of the jump for me I just skied through the woods I could of hit it and continuned to fight with the guy but really its the first time I ever had a problem with anyone at my hill and if anything its something I never want to happen to me again. Ski patrol never met up with me thank god because knowing the ski patrol at my mountain they would have just pulled my pass.
 
lol my buddys dad thought my dumonts were pow skis , he also told me to practice bacflips by satnding on a picnic table with my skis on and backflipping off it.
 
on the lift with someone during a wicked fun powder day. Grown man says to me its snowin pretty hard, think they'll close the mountain?
^^there was like 8 inches of pow.
 
haha i was there.

I was standing in line for the lift and i have the 2010 k2 disorderly and they are bright green and orange on the bases and it looks like they are glowing on the snow. Gaper taps me with his pole...

Gaper : How do get your skis to glow like that?

Me : (Thinking he was joking) Magic.

Gaper : No seriously. How do they do that?

Me : Uhhhh......

Gaper : You got some double-A batteries built into those or somethin?

Then i proceeded to laugh my ass off and get on the lift.
 
so on the lift with this middle aged gaper dude on rentals..

gaper: (points down at my afterbangs) hey i bet those things carve real good

me: uhm theyre not really for that

followed by the explanation of freeskiing
 
I was killin it in the park, and this overweight poser/gaper in flying colors and aviators says, "WOW, You're like the Lebron James of skiing" He must not know who Tom Wallisch is
 
Wearing the same shirt I always have like five people say "huh huh so do you like ski or something" or "Do you snowboard" all I do is laugh at them awkwardly and walk away
 
sorry on the back to back post but i am a ginger and every day at school i get told "holy shit did you see sean white he looks just like you!!!" or "are you a snowboarder like sean white" and so on and i just am thinking "wow" even if i am wearing my i am a skier hoodie i get asked these
 
so i was watching an edit of some skiers hitting up some urban in french class, and the kid next to me was like "why are they skiing in the city? that makes no sense!"
 
in 2002, i was abruptly followcam'ed by a snowplowing texan in camo through the park. he muttered something about skiing backwards. possibly a career highlight.
 
My friend and I went off a small cliff (like 15 ft, maybe) and when we got to the bottom of the run, these guys were like, "Dude those are the girls that went off that huge cliff!" like this was the most amazing thing they had ever seen, and then they preceded to try and follow us down the mountain, but somehow managed to run into each other.
 
In the lift line

Gaper: Yo dawg that's a nice jacket

Me: Thanks dude

Gaper: What brand is that uhhh *staring* Armando?

Me: no its Armada *get on chair*

Gaper: Oh....
 
watching the olympics with my mother
a girl falls in the pipe and bottoms out( nothing serious)
then my mum says" OH NO how does she get out"
i was like" ..... "
 
i have a big white saga sticker on my 09 watch lifes and some kid(dont really know how he knew about saga) complemented me on my "sick saga skis."
 
He probably knows nothing about Saga and just assumed Saga was the ski's brand. A similar thing was said here. Guy had a Volcom sticker on his skis and a gaper asks when Volcom started making skis.
 
Oobviously he didnt know much but its pretty cool that saga is starting to reach out to a demographic beyond that of just newschoolers
 
I don't think he knew anything. And I think Saga is still firmly rooted to Newschoolers. Give 'em 10 years and they won't be as rooted.
 
As i was on facebook a guy i kinda know messages me.

Gaper: Are you sponcered?

Me: No im not really good enough to be.

Gaper: oh well i saw that video you made.(The video was an edit made by my friend had made which only had 4 shots of me in it.)

Me: Na man that was my friends.

Gaper: Oh well i think i can get sponcered.

Me: how?

Gaper: send in a video to Fuel TV

Me: How good are you?

Gaper: well i can do 3's and boardslide funboxes.

 
Because he doesn't know about Armada, he had been staring at the symbol and the actual company name for like a minute and a half
 
thats funny i was at winter park 2 weeks ago on my volkl walls and someone asked me if they were those new reverse camber skis too.
not really a gaper, just an interested older man who had obviously read about them and wanted to see a pair.
 
no quotes, but the funniest shit in the world is watching ppl walk through cafeterias in ski boots with $40 worth of food on a tray, slip and fall. every time i ever saw that i could never hold back. point and laugh like a maniac.
 
new one from me,

a group of about 15 of us are getting off of the park lift and waiting for a couple more who are still on the lift. we are completly out of the way and this dude gets off the lift and skis directly over to us and yells HEY! and we all look at him, he says nothing so we all looked away. then he yelled HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY! and made his way directly through us stepping on skis and cursing us "parkrats" as he went. he could have easily gone around. he was then verbally ridiculed by everyone in the group.
 
I was at the top of a run up the tram at Big Sky, MT (for those of you who don't know the tram runs there are at about 45 degrees) . There is a man, 2 small kids that are probably like 6 or 7 and his wife who are clearly from the Midwest some where judging by there bright clothing, lack of any shaped skis and sunglasses substituted for goggles. Anyways they are standing right in the middle of the traverse.

Gaper: Sorry to get in the way, we're newbies up here.
 
I love it when I'm on the lift and see a skier or snowboarder above a rail or jump that is decked out in nice stuff and look really good and then try and guess what they are gonna do like "Ok I bet he'll do a 2 on switch up 2 out" and then they just ride the box straight or dont hit the jump.
 
I once had a lady on the lift tell me I must wIn all the races. So I ask what she means and she says that she saw me do a flip off a huge jump. Lol. It wasn't even a flip. It was a rodeo 3 hand drag off a roller that I barely landed.

and last week I was called a showoff by a little kid for riding the chair with my bar up that at the highest is 10 ft off the ground
 
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