What makes YOU a badass?

[ROOS.]

i shave

my armpits

 

[LoneSkier]

i can ride my bike with no handle bars.

 

[MadSteezin]

That is genuinely BADASS!

 

[nipples-the-cat]

if it isnt 60 grit your a pussy.. i use five grit... yes they make it...

 

[Elijah.]

 

[LS.]

when i piss, standing up mind you i dont use my hand instead i use them to punch the air like ROCKY

 

[prontocuts.com]

I have unprotected sex

WITH HOOKERS

 

[Laurent.]

I look in to the sun,

WITHOUT SUNGLASSES!

 

[Nicholas.]

I WORK the SHAFT
AND SWALLOW THE GRAVY!!!!!!!

 

[neutralzombie]

i dont know why, and i know it's a bit irrelevant, but i can't help but read this thread like a boss.

 

[MattWeiss]

...LIKE A BOSS

(you forgot the caps)

 

[ChadThundercock]

well i bought my current pair of shoes for 6.85 at tj max, i get the KFC buffet 3+ times a week, i keep every penny to my name in a shoebox under my recliner, and at the end of last season i used a towel, sponge and some duct tape to construct my boot liners. dont ask why.

 

[elemeno89]

i always drive five miles UNDER the speed limit.

 

[ChrisSkisChronic]

This is me riding my bicycle

 

[D.Riley]

i HAVE A MIUSTACHE

 

[feverflow]

I eat chicken wings , WITH A SPOON

 

[skifree919]

i squatted over 400 and power cleaned 258 the other day.. BOOYA

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

When I saw the "I can has bucket," walrus, I killed it and made lamp oil from it's blubber.

Now I can has light.

 

[Relish_man]

I MAKE SHITTY THREADS ON NS!!!!

 

[jamers]

i crashed on chads gap AND DIDNT BREAK MY ANKLES!

 

[elemeno89]

haha. +k

 

[CJHski]

I saw Avatar...AND DID NOT LIKE IT.

 

[Banjo]

I run up the escalator, WITH PEOPLE COMING DOWN IT!!!!

 

[musick13]

THEY ALSO TOLD ME THAT I COULD BECOME ANYTHING...

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SO I BECAME A GILA MONSTER!!!!!!!!

 

[aarrowsmith]

i have raptor jesus AS A PET.

 

[Burrrlapz]

I get C's in SCHOOL

 

[rudager]

AS DO I

I DRINK MUTANT MIX PROTIEN 24/7

TO LOOK LIKE VIN

 

[yuck]

your sig makes this funnier

 

[Elijah.]

/thread

 

[wintersway]

I DONT FOLLOW THE RULES OF /thread

 

[PJS.]

I eat only ONE pistachio

 

[Gypsy_Steve]

i choke myself...WHILE I MASTERBATE

 

[PJS.]

I make my toast IN THE MICROWAVE

 

[Zoro]

i use a power sander

i won a gold medal.....NAKED

 

[nipples-the-cat]

touche sir, touche....

 

[thebeesknees]

AGAGAGAHAGHAGHAHAGHAGHAA

 

[homosexual]

i suck dicks LIKE A BOSS

 

[S.Anderson]

i pee with an anteater in public... that takes BALLS

 

[DR.SHRED]

IM CHUCK NORRIS

 

[[~_~]]

i met a cat named SEBASTIAN

 

[No_Dub]

I go to school,
NAKED

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

That's easy pussy shit. My old ass gym teacher who's fat as fuck can squat 550.

 

[Logey.]

i took a dump so big once it took two flushes to get down.

 

[gigi.d]

I can ride a bike WITH NO HANDS!

 

[the.cheat]

me? bandsaw all the way. or a steel bristle wheel thing

 

[soulskier]

i walk in EXIT DOORS

 

[k-rob]

i like blood in my green tea.

 

[Fritz_Wetherbee]

.

WINNER

 

[Apresbang]

Epic win!

When ski patrol be up in my business I PULL THEIR PASSES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SpaceTiger]

I got a girl pregnent after she gave me a handjob.