What makes YOU a badass?

[.catierob]

the fact that when ski seasons over, i horseback ride..

 

[paulbunyan]

I CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO.

 

[Apresbang]

But thats unpossible???

 

[Hard]

Thats what makes him so bad ass

 

[hurrisun]

i masturbate on chat roulette

 

[m.brus]

i perform toppers in sobeys with a crowd gathered.

 

[bryanw]

so much win, but no caps :/

 

[General_Ripper]

I started smoking weed in elementary school. what of it

 

[@stroB@ngz]

he's a W33D 1337

 

[A_Zuck]

I wash my jeans with hockey pucks in the back pocket... SO PEOPLE THINK I CHEW TOBACCO PRODUCTS!!!

 

[pomme-de-terre]

i hate horseback riding.

 

[Sulli]

I run with no shirt on ....

OR PANTS

 

[TNK4frnt]

I wipe my ass...WITH ONLY ONE SQUARE

 

[squibble]

i jack off. WITHOUT MY HANDS

 

[dubaiski]

ski with out boots!

 

[TNK4frnt]

This ain't Badass it's called premature ejaculation

 

[steezmoe*]

i personally don't take down my christimas lights till AUGUST

 

[DUKES]

i'm a redneck

 

[zylstra]

i lived out of a van on the street for the last week

 

[DUKES]

im a major hater towards guedos

 

[.Jack_S.]

me? i play pokemon...on a gameboy color.....WITHOUT THE COLOR!

 

[Otter.]

i own peoples shit. WITH MY MEGAPHONE

 

[BenWhit]

i get a chicken sammich and waffle fries, FOR FREE

 

[Gameboy]

I take NO EXPLODE, I'm bigger than RONNIE COLEMAN, I fuck girls ALL THE TIME, and jizz about 2 GALLONS of sperm when I take NO EXPLODE!!

 

[lizzatronn]

because i want a GODDMAN LITERACOLA!

 

[sarahskis]

i work with a blind man in his house.

AND I DO YOGA IN HIS LIVING ROOM WITHOUT MY SHIRT

 

[hellomynameisjef]

I ASK FOR PICS

OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

 

[1337]

i do too

 

[sarahskis]

Thats illlllllllllllegal

 

[squibble]

its only illegal if the naked person isnt from this site, were all family here

 

[CypressGrove]

I got swagger.......LIKE A BADASS CRIPPLE.

 

[Otter.]

i take showers in HYDROCHLORIC ACID

 

[spruitm]

I touched Magic Johnson with by bare hand

Also, this group was made about me:

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/group.php?gid=2400002335&ref=ts

Here are some sample stories, none of them were written by me, just about me:

"Yesterday Badass Spruit Speared a Stick into

Scott's eye for no reason. Then he punched 5 babies." "Does anyone remember that one time when we

were at Chuck E Cheese with Badass Spruit and he was wearing that hat

that he loves so much and Chuck E thought it would be funny if he

flicked his hat off. Then in a fit of rage Badass Spruit turned around

and roundhouse kicked Chuck E's head clear off. And I'm not just talking

about the fake head, but he guy inside's head. Then all the children

began to cry, and to show them who was boss, he spit in each kid's eyes."

 

[PJS.]

no one caaaaaaaaaares

 

[FROSTWEAR]

I leave the house... WITHOUT NOTIFYING MY PARENTS BEFOREHAND!!!!!!!

 

[soulskier]

i'm sitting on a laptop, ONTOP OF A LAPTOP

 

[little_ey]

screw shaving. I remove all of my leg hair..... WITH TWEEZERS.

 

[Noss.]

I take poops and I DONT FLUSH

 

[CrunkNugget]

I can roll a joint INSIDE OUT!

 

[NoCoastSkier]

i take viagra and get an erection that last longer than 4 hours...............................AND I DONT CALL THE DOCTOR

 

[spirals]

I have looked Chuck Noris in the eye... AND DID NOT BLINK.

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

i live in new jersey, AND IM NOT A GUIDO

 

[CypressGrove]

my lollercoaster did a loop de loop!

 

[BandeezyBandanas]

i drive a VOLVO

 

[spirals]

I can slam a revolving door.... WITHOUT TOUCHING IT.

 

[.Natty.]

I'm the reason that Waldo is hiding

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

my cod k/d is equal to my gpa, AND IM ON HONOR ROLE

 

[BrewskiJr]

I FOUND CARMEN SANDIEGO!

 

[twin-tip-hero]

i once passed a cop going 50 in a 45!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!11!

 

[no_steeze]

i get HUGE biceps...WITHOUT LIFTING

i bake cookies for A MINUTE LESS than the minimum time

i once did SEVEN pushups in 3 minutes

i listen to music at a COMFORTABLY LOW VOLUME