What makes YOU a badass?

[NotoriousT.S.E]

I wake up in the morning and i feel like P.DIDDY

 

[PhaedeD]

my Uzi.

 

[C*money]

cuz i'm a baller. FER REAL.

 

[Apresbang]

What does P. DIDDY feel like in the morning?

 

[NotoriousT.S.E]

LIKE A BOSS

 

[Sir.Steezealot]

I can jack off 4 times a day and still get hard MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[Steezius_Maximus]

i smoke MY SPLIFF without A ROACH motherfucker after that i play TONY HAWKS PRO SKATER 2 on my GAMECUBE and i work at IGA

 

[SkiBunny20]

I stop at green lights, run a diesel dishwasher, and have the biggest peg board you could possibly imagine. I even have a conduit bender that bends conduit

 

[Shreddysaurus]

when someone tells me i cant do something i tell them i do what i want cause IM A MAN

 

[snomakr95]

me and my friend snuck out to a girls house at 4am. the cops caught us walking, and we werent breaking any laws. they just pulled us over and brought us to our houses. 4am. it was so gay.

 

[Zump.]

i lol'd sooo hard

 

[hellomynameisjef]

i poop WITHOUT TAKING OFF MY PANTS

 

[.Apex.]

i dont come to a full stop at stop signs

 

[Deezy]

I go skiing

WITHOUT A DAY PASS

THEN BUY THE HALF DAY PASS AT LUNCH SO I DONT FEEL SO BAD.

YEAH

 

[kzrstf]

i'm born in an ELECTRICITY BALL

 

[DUKES]

pulled the mask off the lone ranger

 

[steezbox]

I eat pizza. WITH NO TOMATO SAUCE.

 

[Balto]

i wore a 6xl tall tee and 2xl jordan shorts sagged past my ass to the dmv today

 

[drumbumocdp]

I stole a baby seal from the wild, named him Jeffery and enrolled him in preschool. He is currently in the 3rd grade.

 

[Uncle.Badness]

I am skilled at pooping.

 

[sarahskis]

I ran over a squirrel today. AND DIDN'T SWERVE

 

[JStrathern]

actually a dog is the only animal you legally must try to avoid. at least thats what my drivers ed teacher said. you can get ticketed for trying to avoid a cat.

 

[Randy_Quench]

when im done peeing, THE TOILET SHAKES!

 

[ROOS.]

i listen to loud music, in residential areas

 

[Sleet]

i eat RITZ crackers

 

[sarahskis]

Really? Some people have squirrels for pets. And cats, dammit.

 

[elemeno89]

whatever whatever i do what i want want. i commit hate crimes and i kill people.

 

[@koby]

I

 

[@koby]

triplepost

 

[@koby]

WITHOUT CARING

 

[@koby]

oh and.....

 

[AntiBang]

i go streaking WITH CLOTHES ON!

 

[little1337]

I went on pbs kids.com.....WITHOUT ASKING AN ADULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shortdawg]

bitch stopped droppin' bop right as I was BUSTIN, took her mouth off and busted all over my LEFT NIPPLE

 

[little1337]

I almost forgot...... I DO SCREAMEN SEAMENS.....................................NAKED

 

[Zump.]

what state are you in?
legally must try to avoid?

 

[A.Eberhard]

I eat babies.... WITH KETCHUP!

 

[dice552]

agree

 

[ashamedkrew]

win

 

[blong131]

does he get decent grades or do the teachers struggle with him?

 

[smooter]

i sign my signature IN SIGN-LANGUAGE!!!!one!!!!11

 

[Tyrone]

i p-tex my skis... WITH CONCRETE

 

[ManOnTheMoon]

i shave my balls WITH A SPOON!

 

[pomme-de-terre]

i have sex with a condom on AND I USE HOT TAR AS LUBE

 

[matt.s]

I DONT HAVE AIDS!!!!1!!!!11

 

[matt.s]

i posted in this thread twice. IN A ROW

 

[Jgombasy]

When my mom tells me to go to bed, i tell her ok, THEN I STAY UP FOR ANOTHER 2 HOURS!!

 

[Deezy]

I update my status on facebook... THEN I "LIKE" IT!!!!

 

[Apresbang]

I bump threads........

FOR THE FUCK OF IT.

 

[ThyAfter]

nice