What makes YOU a badass?

[860media*]

I andd extraa letterss ontoo alll of myy wordss. BITCHHH

 

[dreadyboy]

noott aalll yoouur woorrds haavve exxtrra leetterrrs

 

[MN_Nice]

I DRIVE THIS WHIP :

 

[860media*]

you got me, i guess im not as bad ass as i thought

 

[YukonGraham]

I smoke cigarettes, AFTER BITING THE FILTER OFF

 

[k-rob]

 

[Hansel.]

WIN

 

[Apresbang]

Because I lost my virginity...... BEFORE MY OWN FATHER!!!

 

[dreadyboy]

So.. test tube baby?

 

[gretzels]

ME TOO

 

[beezey]

I'm a sly mutha fucka

 

[terrag]

The way I shave my pubes... and the way my mom dresses me.

 

[Apresbang]

Yes...

 

[dwest071]

i sleep creep your grandma. mcowned.

 

[Tasche]

I take a massive shit, ONCE A YEAR.

 

[T.Hartman]

I pullled a gravity bomb in a public bathroom.

For those of you that don't know what a gravity bomb is..... it's climbing up the stall, to approximately 5 to 6 feet above the toilet, and then pooping. It takes skill and percision.

 

[skifree919]

thats what we call pearl harboring it

 

[Grove_Street]

CHAINSAW ARMS

 

[Spinoza]

i get pizza delivery personnel to drive me to Mcdonalds and say FUCK THAT PIZZA

 

[DGiurk]

i own jibberish AND fulltilts :0 hahahaha

 

[ShaggyD]

i eat my fries WITHOUT KETCHUP

 

[Tasche]

haha

 

[Apresbang]

I eat my ketchup WITHOUT FRIES.

 

[CypressGrove]

i eat RAW POTATOES and RAW TOMATOES

 

[vailsux.com]

i eat LIVE ANIMALS

 

[theblackrod]

i buy girlscout cookies THEN EAT THE GIRL SCOUT

 

[gyarados]

i go on ns at school!

 

[Elg]

I brush my teeth WITH A BOTTLE OF JACK

 

[asapCferg]

i leave for the night and i dont come back

 

[JahJahBinks]

Watching the notebook without crying...

 

[SpaceTiger]

I eat cigs and inject meth straight into my dick hole.

 

[Nathn]

When it's yellow I leave it mellow,When it's brown IT'S JUST AS MELLOW.

 

[rachie.b]

ohh shit..

 

[Swan_Solo]

I have a fucking huge T-rex tattoo

 

[Totes_Magotes]

I have a Tall T.... OR TWO!!!

 

[jfletcher]

I fuck bitches in the public hottub

 

[hurrisun]

This guy is my uncle
'I TAKE TOUGH GUYS LIKE YOU AND I SLAP THE SHIT OUTTA DEM!!"

 

[Hoover]

i run.....WITH SCISSORS...

I ALWAYS double dip

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

thats hardcore shit right der

 

[r0dubs]

i sell girl scout cookies
MADE OF GIRL SCOUTS

 

[Apresbang]

67 years old!! Next time you see you're uncle, do me a favour and shake his hand, that was fucking priceless!

 

[ThyAfter]

96% of women lose their virginity to ME. the other 4% are fat

 

[snowvalleylol]

my power level is....

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!

 

[Avifarer]

dude got his shit rocked

 

[blong131]

RIGHT NOW IM EATING A BOWL OF REESES PUFFS, FRUIT LOOPS, AND MINI MARSHMALLOWS

 

[liukangkid]

i eat dinner FOR BREAKFAST

 

[steezmoe*]

i push THROUGH PULL DOORS

 

[CypressGrove]

when does a cub scout become a boy scout?

when he eats his first brownie!

 

[A.R.]

I wear a leather jacket, does that make me badass?

 

[Apresbang]

only if you a wear a wolf t.shirt underneath