The official rap battle against the person above you thread...

man you've got a real problem with not taking yo' leave

you persist on your rhymes but they makin' me heave

now take a look 'round you, what you got to stand fo'?

ten dollas in cash, and a disease-ridden crackwhore?

face it man, you ain't got nothin' to flaunt

so why don't yous spill some milk and change dat faunt

now you probably won't get that one, bein' the noob that you are

but i knows alot kids here who'll appreciate that by far

but i do think there's one thing in which we can both agree

i can't wait for it to snow so i can go out and fucking ski!
 
Face it, motherfucker I can pay to get rid of you

I've got more heads in the hood than Pagan rituals

A new tyrannical force for you to fear

Known to kill and keep human ears as souvenirs
 
yo homie y are we up in each others grilz like this for 

sorry for making fun of you and calling ur mom a whore

cause i have to attmit it you raps are tight

so y dont we put down our fists and end dis fight

cause we both bad ass rappers and it seems that were even

im getting sick of rappin and wanna be leavin

so im throwen in the towel so i guess u won 

hope u have a tight winter and have some fun 
 
yo man you're a fag, you just up and quit,

your rhymes is mad fake and mine straight legit,

don't bother reposting cuz you'll just get owned,

i didnt even mention how much your mom moaned....
 
man fuck you, i make this shit look easy

last time you skiied your style made me queasy

trust me bro, it wasnt even close to steazy

i speak the truth nigga, you best fucking believe me
 
you make rhyming look easy, but your riffs dont mean shit,

i hit em hard, where it counts, everytime i spit,

yo man just step off, before you get hurt,

i'll leave your ass buried under six feet of dirt.
 
that rap was pretty good, but it wont touch mine

my girl is so hot, you'd say "damn she's so fine"

trust me nigga, i get that shit all the time

oh yeah, the skis I ride, are from the brand 9

so back the fuck off, before you get truly beat down

oh yeah,last night your mom looked so hot in that night gown
 
don't even talk about girls to me,

mine can kill yours like muhammed ali

she's the polar expresses silver bell

hotter then the hottest day in hell

her movements cause a whole epiphany

when she walks, theres an entire symphony

turning a head and makin a new memory

her name is wondered n asked immediately

time stops, thoughts choke

she's a broken hearts antidote

heads turn, cars stall

her beauty can break through the berlin wall

can make the best athlete fall

her face is placed on fame's wall

the presents of her makes your past erase

the world deface, can wipe out an entire race

and i'm the only one in her heart thats first place

 
Pbskl is right back on top with outstanding language,

You sit there whacking your cock while I'm commanding gangstas.

I'll find your vital organs, and put a machete there,

Thug-type nigga, but bitches say I'm a teddy bear.

Steady there son, you wouldn't want to get hurt

You say you're the man, but we know what's under your skirt.
 
hey mother fucker shut the fuck up

your rap might be tight but ur skiing fucking suck

coming from a asshole with barny as his picture

check ut my line skis one hell its sicker 
 
Here we go now village idiot spittin some flames

You can play Barney, I'll play Ving Rhames

Bend your pretty ass over the counter-top

And lyrically fuck you so hard, your ass will go POP

What kinda tool claims his own skiing skills

Drop the booze buddy, and let go of the pills

 
this was for the line logo guy

look at you claiming line

your product is weak by design

riding for line should be a crime

or maybe u should be fined

either way your rockin a rasta sign

and you dont even smoke blunts you smoke dick

never been with a chick

ya you lick but its the man stick

my ryhmes are sick like aids

thats why im gettin paid and laid

and your sittin back holdin your dick

look at porn through your gay oakley frames

your the only one to blame your mom should be ashamed.
 
my icons a freaking joke, and so is yours,

line blows harder than the big bad wolf with 3 whores,

they say slow and steady will always wins the race,

but there aint a finish line so im picking up the pace,

yo man i dont care what the hell you do,

cuz dont you remember? line's owned by K2.
 
wow, that was ridiculous, you really suck,

you talk about girls, but its DUDES that you fuck,

you say back off before I get beat down?

i'll lyrically slay you, you fucking ass clown.

so repost this shit, and give it another try,

but no matter what you say, i'll still blow my load in your eye.
 
Barney thinks for sure that he's holding it down,

But Pbskl's back so it looks like he'll be folding this round.

I'm only joking around, why are you acting so serious?

Are you on your period? C'mon, I'm just curious.

Your words sound so furious, you need to relax

And let the P to the bskl show these kids how to rap.

My NS name ruins my mad flowz.

 
Wow, you think you're legit?

your rap is wack and you should quit

Yeah so, im new to the game

but my first ever rap has boosted me to fame

im not really sure where to go with this

but you faggot mutha fuckas can drink my piss

BcL OUT.

yeah that was my first ever attempt at rapping, im horrible haha
 
i hear what your saying, and i like your shit,

you ain't like these other fools who should just up and quit,

i know you're joking around, but them other fools werent,

so i left their ass in the toaster, and they got their shit burnt,

nah nigga, Barney definitly aint folding this round,

you just bricked, and iSKIwithSKILL's got the rebound.
 
Your shit's pretty dope but I've got incredible flows,

To leave you looking like the others, some inedible toast.

I don't mean to boast but I'll make you look foolish,

So history skips over your name like it does Calvin Coolidge.

It may seem a bit ghoulish but that's the way that I roll,

Picking up all the ladies with the rap crown I just stole.
 
that's right, you stole it, cuz im the one that owns it,

im like the fucking bank, cuz im the one who loans it,

you wont make me look foolish, i'll make your rhymes look week,

in perspective, i'll be gettin laid while you get kisses on your cheek,

history will remember me, because i am the best,

i do crimes, spit rhymes, and shoot niggas in dey chest.

i'm gunna leave you wounded, but i wont kill you yet,

i wanna hear you spit again before i light you up like a cigarette.
 
A grin creeps across my face when you be testin' me,

My verse will chop you up worse than a vasectomy.

I strolled up to your bank and made a large deposit

I found inside an old trunk when you came out of the closet,

Except it wasn't money I discovered, it was filled with explosives

So now your bank's blown up and I've proved I'm the dopest.

 
yo if u try to smoke me/

ul problee cough up a lung/

and if u dont close up yo teeth/

il come and cut off ur tongue/

and no u dont have to ask/

cuz everyone, know where im from/

and fools who try to quiz me/

i calculate like the sum/

of the equa-tion/

its ur face/

like a kung fu asi-an/

that i will be rearrangin/

more blinding then mace/

and more spicy then ca-jun/

like mavrick/

bogies i will be engagin/
 
I'm off to hit the sheets 'cause even Gods have to sleep,

But the crown is under my pillow right next to my heat.

 
well right next to the pillow

u can find the c4

that i just threw next to u

after i crept through ur door

i make papers in 'scrapers

while u still work on the first floor

 
haha

one is one while too are many,

as katz in this rap game thinkin they are ready

to be referred as the dopest, cream of the crop

what ur heat a glock? shit son, don't let me mock,

ur shit oh wait, i heard ur garbage last week,

you jackin ur shit from that lil girl down the street?

ah please man, come on, dont quit on me now,

but watch son, don't make ma AK go POW.

 
fuck fuck fuck

mother mother fuck

mother mother fuck fuck

mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise

one two one two three four noise noise noise

smokin weed smokin weed

doin coke drinkin beers

drinkin beers beers beers

rollin fatties smoking blunts

who smokes the blunts?

we smoke the blunts

rollin blunts and smokin em'
 
no imagination, why don't you got down off your feet

now your on your knees make your boy ah skeet skeet,

you've got an emblem you've had since fifth grade,

about as long a time since you saw someone get laid,

now don't be gettin wound up, like a yo yo ya see,

cuz when i said laid i meant your mom and me...
 
you think i've had this icon since i was 11?

nah son, check yourself, ive had it since 7

i've been drinkin' malt liquor since before i was born

steel reserve on tap as a pre-natal ale

my parents concieved me while bangin' to porn

i lost my virginity during a conjugal visit in jail

before you go talkin' shit bout my mom

remember ive got yours on video... getting gang raped at prom.

 
nice to see that the tread creater

is taking no shit from you hater

a 15 year old virgin that wants to date her

but she probably knows your a chronic masturbator

I'll wait for your reply and settle this later

 
You can have a matchstick, but you'll never 'hold heaters',and u like slow currents cause ya 'flows weaker'

As for ur raps? well lets just say 'ny's keys/nikes are worn out' like old sneakers!

You should stay down mayne, cause like 'puttin fire to bed' i lay down flames

And if this gay clown claim that he raw imma get 'C sawed' like that play ground game

He's over powerin' me? nah! like cause like 'thug eaters' i be devourin G's

This guy's assed out so imma get 'NY blacked out' like this was 2003
 
the only chronic that i'll ever touch is made by LINE,

unlike you i know how to stay out of crime,

i don't mean goin to jail for ridin dirty,

but how your rhymes suck man your so nerdy,

i know thats in a song by weird al yankovitch,

but by now you know your still a little B!+(#
 
How sad your stealin your rhymes from weird al

damn dude thats beat as all hell,

scared to swear and your calling me a geek?

fuck dude thats so pathetically weak

enjoy sunday school whilst I make your mom shriek

 
theres a couple aight ryhmes is what im realizin

you tricks should fuckin read up and broaden yo horizon

think you can keep up with me? im thinkin bitch please

i'll do to you what katrina did to new orleans

keep fuckin round and see what you become

only dude gets my respect is jimmy fuckin chung

give me shit about 5 lines you're gettin hung by yo tongue

ugh
 
dopest? shit nigga in my book u barely cope

you got some ok shit but nothin compare to my smoke

i'll eat yo lines fuck those rhymes you got me debatin

should i leave you alone or hit u till your shit seperatin

i'll embarass you like your mom caught u masturbatin

shit man can these weak fools even be relatin?

to my flow, i think no, its one of a kind

test my skills get yo thrills shit i'll make you go blind with these rhymes that im spittin. does anyone witness? write this down submit it to the book of fuckin guinness.
 
If y'all want to bracket you know that I'm ready,

Take your best rhyme and smack it with a verbal machete.

I see you imitating bitch emcees who rap for ratings,

After I'm done tapping your maiden I'll take your verse and break it.

I'm too tired to do this right now...

 
I'll give you some credit, you got flow

but there is some important shit you gotta know

the rhymes that im spittin are Iambic,

and the ladies say my sex is tantric

so lets get this battle goin; time to get frantic
 
this dude tryna give me some kind of lesson

bitch i aint even bout to be stressin

your face, your reputation, i'll have you protectin

let me tell you somethin boy,you best watch your back

cause i'll slay you everyday cuz im on the attack

when i return you'll get burned i dont have to pretend

cause this thread is now mine dont even try to defend

 
sayin you ready you dont know what you just got into

maiden? i hit ur girl ur mom and her sexy friend too

see what im tellin you now is that you a crack baby

ask me how i know because your crackhead momma paid me

aint scared of you, who you know, or that gay ass machete

i'll cut you up like them chainsaws cut up freddy

so what u wanna do dog im sittin here at the ready

i know u scared but keep them wack ass rhymes comin steady
 
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