The official rap battle against the person above you thread...

you bring the rain? that's quite the claim

too bad everyone thinks rain's a shame

we've got the tallest mountain in the east and lead singer of aerosmith

too bad your states' about as good as star wars episode III: revenge of the sith
 
haha

steven tyler? the man is half dead

i heard he set a new record for the oldest man alive

is that all that makes NH thrive?

how do you survive, heck why even bother

oh and i've got news for you...I am your father.
 
im done with this thread, i got mad homework to do,

maybe resume the rhymes when my mathematics are through.

shouldn've fell asleep on the couch, never gonna finish this shit,

who needs english class, my language is legitimate.

 
the man may be old, but he still rocks the show

he could still knock yo' ass on the flo'

hampshire's got tons of claims, and they're all tight

including THE BEST FREESTYLE RAPPA ON DIS SITE

 
i got seven mac elevens,

about eight thirty eights,

nine nines, ten mack tens ,

tha shiet never ends,

yah can't touch mah riches,

even if ya had mc hammah and them 357 bitches

i wrote that, for real.
 
i wrote the constitution that frees your speech

without my innovation you'd cease to preach

take a seat in my classroom i've been known to teach
 
your rhymes are wack

its shit like this that makes me pack

money into my pockets

so i fly in my rocket

away from you fools

and you tools

your rhyme about guns

they dont cause fun

you rhyme about weed

you probally dont even know it comes from a seed

you act tough

but its just a BLUFFF
 
yo there, noob, dontchya read da rulez?

5 line limit man yall's a fool!

haven't rapped a word 'bout guns, weed , or money

but i might just to spite you cuz yea i'm really funny
 
Jimmychung I give you mad respek,

but you suck at rappin leave the dj deck.

Learn to spell, hit a dictionary

Rappin skills come to few and rarely.

So all yall bitches get gone from here,

c-bitchcut will sacrafice you and install fear.

 
youz got skillz but you missed somethin' necessary

you really think a tru gangsta can afford a dictionary?

i spend the little i have on my weed and my nine

ya'll better look out for these chrome-plated rhymes
 
yo yo check check

bitch i know its hard for you too cope

with all of the raps that ive spit that have choked in your throught

my style is rare so give into defeat

everytime that im spittin admit its a treat

as this contest grows older

your raps have grow colder

my ryhmes are so fameous

you need to keep them in a folder

but dont look at me or eventully youll see

that my work is done now

and ive settled the score.

hey yo bitch i dont role with your beats

so shut the hell up and then listen to me

whats the senerio

being mysterio?

going thorough walls seeing yo mommas balls

get them off each other

they making me sick watching your mom wack her own dick

what im telling you now is what goes on

your mommas a whore and your dad an ex con

while your in your room wacking alone

your the only person that will make yourself mone

i know that its crazy

but your future is hazy

no introductions to rookies

my flow'll crumble you like a cookie

you'll be stumbln like a panda smightened

you sayin your lyrics are tightened

you should ask buddha to be enlightened

its time to take a seat

cause u gonna face defeat

now when im flowin im killin it

spittin it, and u look around

pretendin u aint feelin it

ur goin down, cause im a wack MC dropper

i flow like a river, light as a feather

for the next freestyle battle i hope u get betta

i know u got the title now but dont compare

this is a warnin not to challenge me

and u lucky, this is the last time

ill be rappin for free

you think your rhymes are ill

you think that there steezy

hell no man there making me wheezy

dont even go on ill shut you down

you just mad cause u cant spit like me

you fuck with me and ill take it to the next degree

i fuckin leave u stutterin

and all you can do is just keep mutterin

your weak ass rhymes and u think u a g

when i am finished with u just say good bye to your dignity

i dont give a hell what u say,

i be rappin on u all god damn day

im the type to eat carrots turn around and i’ll puke corn

maybe you should rehearse your rhymes next time cause they luke warm

only time you around heat is when you causing a kitchen fire

or burning rubber on your 50 dollar michelin tire

u wanna come at me go ahead

if u do just remember what i said

u say im the wack one

homie my wrath has just begun

and this shit here is way overdue,

homie this shit here is my life

imma open this up like a switch blade knife

i hope u will learn somthing today

i leave people in a disarray

this shit right here is unfair

im so gifted and and my talent is very rare

u never seen this shit so clean

to measure the damage on u we will need a machine

cause its just sad all this shit im delt to you

battelin me is somethin like taboo

cause i will massacure you just like jason or freddy,

im comin at ya and i dont care if ur ready

you ryme at me but your lyrics are poor

so shut your mouth and take some notes

cause somday theese rhymes will turn into quotes

you think its a game but take a seat

your beats are wack and mine concreate

so go at it again with your weak ass rhymes

i can tell you once and a thousand times

you sittin there thinkin your tough and shit

im rippin you apart bit by bit

so i think its time you stop messing around

keep messing with me and ill take you down

Jeah

 
the point of the thread is to spit something new

don't post the shit you've been claiming since '02

im not asking you to be benevolent

but can you manage to come up with something that's relevant?

 
i've wasted too much time on this damn thread

now it's finally time to go to bed

tonight i had a lot of work to do

but none of it was done because i was too busy entertaining you
 
its a state of emergency

bad ass rap is my curency

i rap all day i got endurency

so shut the hell up and dont hate on me

bitch
 
check yo

that was so bad it dont need a come back

so go right ahead and put your thumb back

up your ass, and i wont harass you any more,

check the score thats one for me and

it hit you in the core

jeah
 
yo buddy, get a dictionary

endurency is fictionary

you gotta tolerate the hate

or accept your unfortunate fate.

 
let me teach you a lesson bout fate

your skank ho girlfriends 2 weeks late

it aint yours so dont be pissed

lesson over, class dismissed

 
now check it foolz, that chaz man's back

i know what chya'll are thinkin', but no i ain't black

just thought i'd check in real quick to see how shit's without me

and i gotta say it, this shit's fucking WEAK
 
jimmy chung? teach me some karate

ya flows wack ya aint like me

take ya ass back to hong kong

while i come over there and snatch up ya mom
 
Hey chicken fucker, I wasn't trying to rhyme

you on the other hand, couldn't spit for a dime

now see it's easy my friend, to call out my ass

but you can't quite recover, in your house full of glass
 
if you don't have rhymes

don't waste our time

no skillz to retaliate

just leads to disrespect and hate

its a good thing your kind is few and far between

or i wouldnt be wastin' my time on this scene

 
most spit rhymes when theyre talking shit

but i haven't heard a rhyme out of you yet

its too late now, no one buys your harassment

so logout victorpetrella and save yourself the embarassment

 
bitch im on a different level than you

50 thousand dollars is the price of my poo.

young blood, u dont know what u be sayin

last time somone said that to me, they be prayin

yo rhymes is such shit it dont even make sense

my rhyems go on and on, lyrics is what i dispense
 
Yo motha fucka so you think your bad,

Bitch you need to get a fucking writing pad,

Take notes cause im about to destroy you,

And this shit here is way overdue,

Homie, this shit here is my life,

Imma open this up like a switch blade knife,

You see my lines are like a hive full of bees

Quickly and sharply they sting you with ease

You might have good gear expensive skis

But youre definitely lacking the minimum of steeze

 
it's patrick up there AKA madsteezin

so lame and tame so cold he be freezin

neon green suit he thinks he's G-in

but he's a white boy yeah...from way uptown

can't keep it up don't know how to throw down

try to lick these lyrics and suck the rhyme

3 2 1 bro you ain't got much time
 
bitch your fuckin lame

you cant write your own shit

you stealin other peoples fame

thrownin it down under your name

dont deny it bitch you stole thoose raps for free

our rhymes are off the dome i know its hard for you to see

i spit at you and you bow to me
 
Now Matt my friend he can't even spin

hatin on this, always tellin me i can't win,

I showed him up, now its his time, to stand up

and spit another rhyme, im a skier at heart

reppin the 25tri so pick your ass up and

rep your own code.

 
shut your mouth man you don't know shit

I offered you the pipe you took a pussy hit

wear gangster shit you think you all cool

with that blue pillow on your head you look like a fool

we laugh at you when you forget your pill

this ain't for real man we still be chill

take a moment NS and make this thread ill
 
I'm now more experienced at takin a hit

so shut the fuck and suck my dick,

I'm a gangster for real with my blue pillow,

showin my steez through my rhymes and my knees,

no need to hate cuz I'm keepin real

chillin on NS and sealin the deal.

 
yo man

we be takin up the thread

keep this shit goin we might end up dead

I shut the case and lock it up good

someone else take my place in the rhyming hood

get the hell out of NS with your funky blue hat

I pwn your n00b ass in 1337 AIM chat

 
crystal sucks a big fat dick

you tried to please your mom,

but couldn't find the clit

you don't know shit about going down

try going to college,

you can learn to clown
 
you can't cause this intrusion of lyrically wack ass confusion

ur shit might as well be considered an optical illusion

at least silence that shit, before i take out ma gunz

and get ur ass back to mass, with the other lil nuns.
 
What are you talking about this is my fucking thread

Its my domain, its nothing to shred

You haven't pwned me, i've only probed you

this is only the beginning the end is ahead,

bitch you can't stop me now cuz i'm not goin to bed

so shut the hell up about my micro bead hat

its pimp as hell so try to smash that!

 
have you heard of the prophet?

the end is near, so best you drop it

i am the fear, it's clear,you can shed a tear,

and who the fuck wrote ur versues?

a girl scouts volunteer?

 
a girl scouts volunteer? that shit aint even close to legit.

just a typical n.s.-dot-com'er; claimin' you's the prophet!

well i'm your divinity, the enlightened one you answer to

i'll lead you through the pow stash, but you better pull a corkscrew

while basking in my presence, you must display adequite steeze

otherwise you aint nothing to me but molding dick cheese.

so follow me if you can keep up, cuz i'll be paving the road

when you get those face shots remember which lord you'll owe.

damn i haven't tried doing that in forever. that shit is kinda fun.
 
you're too old for this site, your vision is gone

there is a 5 line limit, plus your rhymes are overdrawn

now put your glasses on next time you open a thread

or i'll bust in your throat, causing occlusion, then death.
 
haha, good one. if your cock was large enough to gag me

i'd have to pay for pussy instead of fuckin' your wifey

you're game is played out, your think you're hot shit

why don't you tell everyone who got your girl pregnant?

 
i knew the kid couldn't be mine, he looked like martin sheen

but if i'm raising your son, you could at least toss a brotha some green

i've been wondering why the kid couldn't throw a ball,

it all makes sense, his genetics were mixed with a neanderthal.

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