The official rap battle against the person above you thread...

that's a lame ass rap

are you spewin' crap

oh no, you're just jimmychung

and you're definetly not hung

atleast that's what ya girl told me

when we were fucking last night ya see?

now just walk along

maybe we'll get you a bigger dong
 
comin' in this thread, makin' truce with another contender/

you can't "spit hot fire", so what the hell would you lend her?//

makin' friends in a rap battle, you's soundin' like a hoe/

between you and snobunny, i dunno who's wearin' the dildo//

you're just another bitch, you remind me of chris tucker/

in "Friday" get punked by niggas smaller than that D-Bo fucker//

if you're the Hitler of the hood, my mouth's a 7 millimeter gat,/

when the third reich fell my lyrics blew off your cap.//

 
brace yoself sun, i'ma 'bout to ruin yo fun

i be pullin' out my glock, ya'll get ready to run

too bad fo' you, 'cuz i ain't really azian

and if you'd talk to my girl, she'd say my cock is amazin'

you can't TOUCH THIS SON! MUTHAFUCKA!
 
Yo, it's ma time to come between

You fools be actin like ya 'bout to make some green

When you see me rollin' up on my dubs

You niggas be runnin' to the pubs

Cuz when I'm cruisin' in my caddy

All the ladies be actin' like I'm their daddy

When I pull up they all gather round

I show 'em my ice and what a real nigga's 'bout

 
jimmy chung whydont you just lick a dick with you

tung

ill slay you 59-fidy slay your bitty and sucka titty

stragitht flossin in my lex down in the city
 
listen man, ya'lls are all the same

talkin' all the shit about yo' muthafuckin' game

well take a hint, here's a tip

best stay outta my way or i'ma sink yo ship

yo' dubs, caddy, a many a lady

none of that's yours, you nothin' but a shady

playa, actin' like a fool like yo' too cool fo' school

man you betta make yo' exit soon your lookin' like a tool

cuz i'm a real man, not braggin' 'bout my riches

not about my bling or a whole lot of bitches

cuz i make it from the heart, the pit of my soul

you's a fuckin' poser now go die in a hole

 
i couldnt read half of that

i wanna kinda just wanna hit you with a bat

after that you can go back to first grade

and learn how to write

after lunch you can go take a nap on ur mat
 
I have very excellent grammar.

I ought to hit you with a gosh darn hammer.

The only thing is, when I write like this,

it's not rap, it's poetry piss.
 
I heard this lil bitch and his boyfriend can't afford lube so they use mayo

step back and lay low, don't make me go paypa dough (paper -money) on your ass for a easy K.O.

my punches are like a tropical storm while yours strike like a little fucking cap gun

I've been fucking your girl cuz she said all you can give her is a strap on

you wanted a mod to close the thread cuz you know we all think your punches are funny

I'm your worst nightmare bitch, this bully think's it's swirly time along with taking all of your lunch money

sorry I have a job, but you know all about them while working your local corner

people tell me that each night you hold up a sign saying "CHEAP BLOW JOBS UNDER A QUARTER"

have you learned anything??, I guess not cuz apparently your still dumb

fucking with me leaves you with a questin of which angle would I liked to be killed from,

don't worry I'll make sure you have a stone saying R.I.P (Rot In Pieces) jimmychung

your skillz are unstable, this is rap not wrestling, so theres no need for any wooden tables

I'll just strangled you to death with a fucking microphone cable

 
This fool be thinkin' he's so fly

Well I'll tell you off an this is no lie

You think ya sweet with heart and soul

But ladies don't dig that they be likin my bank roll

I'mma bust a cap in this niggas head

All his homies, it's me they dread

Afta that i'm gonna pick up his hoes

Then get pizza at dominoes

We'll screw in ya crib, we'll screw in ya bed

I'll put in their pussy and then in their head

See, dem hoes like a real man, a rappa

This fool prolly not even black, he's a cracka!

 
well pardon me, but aren't we all white?

fuck you man, this a fucking ski site!

you thinkin' you da sex with all yo bitches n shit

but what you don't know, is they don't like you a bit!

you flaunt all your riches 'n bitchs, shit makes me sick

but we all know yo' compensatin' for a tiny dick!
 
Yes, I am of Caucasian descent as well.

But whatcha dont know bout the negro land

Is that hoes dig cash not a tender hand

That kinda thinkin makes me glad I'm white

Now get it straight i'm not gonna fight

Just playin the rappin game ya see

Now excuse me i gotta pee

If only I can lift this thing up

I might just have to do it in a cup
 


They call me new money, they say that I have no class

I'm from the hood, I came up too fast

The hell if I care, I'm just came here to get my cash

Those mother fuckin bitches, you can kiss my ass
 
rollin in the hood

you here bullets comin

oh shit, oh no

its Ddrem comin

got shit to say

its not to be heard

i show no mercy

make you bite the curb

id pass the mic to my homie

im talkin bout Lil_G

so we stop and remember

pour out our malt liquor 40's

fuckin wansta ass skiers

all wannabe-ers

spittin pussy ass rhymes

why you wastin my time

try to be friendly,

you can suck my dick

ill call you my dog

if you call me Vick
 
yo nigga your rap shit is low class

i ride you all night long, bustin yo ass

you talk alot shit like bad mother fucker

i got news for you homie ur moms a good sucker

you prolly suck at skiing and ya'll fall alot

i could out do you while im high on pot

 
way to go bitch, you made a faux pas

you ride that dude? man that's against the law

it's called sodomy, when you 'bust that guy's ass'

and while you're faggin' out, you're also comin' in last
 
Yea we dogs back each other

when you look in the mirra does it hurt like a motha?

At least he's gettin ass, can't say the same about you

last time you got a piece was when ya wiped after a poo

 
Yo bitchassphatz I don't think you realized

That when it comes to spittin I'm quite specialized

When I see another rapper with some potential

I turn up the rain from pitter-patter to torrential

So get up out my way or I'll touch you like michael

cuz I don't feel sorry about your menstrual cycle

Your dad told me he was sorry for your creating your life

But I would too if my sister was my wife

Man, I guess that mouth of your's ain't to precise

Cuz you failed to kill me and now you'll pay the price

so if you want to die keep spraying your lyrics around

I'll get out the lyrical sniper and empty a round

Right into your temple, the left or the right?

I guess it don't matter cuz I just finished this fight.

 
whoa now son, did you hear what you said?

you'd like to bring another man to fuck in bed?

now i respect your preference, but i gotta say

when you're plugging your boyfriend's ass, you better stay away
 
once again this little girl fucked up

here i am agian to tell dis nigga sup

he says that im last when ya'll know im first

cause when im in da house i make dem bitches burst

he talkes alot shit when hes prolly only 5'5

all of dis shit he keep on saying is nothin but lies

if he skis like he raps then ive got nothin to worry

cause his shit is weak just like McDonald's McFlurry

his rhymes are week and needs to be stopped

because i think that every one here knows something hasn't dropped

 
If you're Hitler, consider me joeseph stalin

I heard history repeats itself

well then i guess you'll be fallin'- short

this is my retort

i'll be short

For someone who claims to be a dictator

9 posts says you're a lurker, a common spectator

i'll admit, your lyrics pack some heat

but they don't melt the cold war, if need be, i'll repeat

Hitler may have founded the arian nation

but his empires broke now, didn't consider the inflation

I'll stay solo for now, enjoy the competition

so try to take me down with your latest rendition

But I'll keep you in mind, keep you on the back burner

you can try to beat me down like Ike and Tina Turner

I considered your offer, but I just gotta say

I'd be selling myself short if I aimed for Jean Grae

 
i'm actually 5 inches taller than ya think

which is about the length if your tiny little dink

you say you's first, but not so fast

cuz everyone knows "if you're not first, you're last"

ya'll's is tryin' to keep up with this messin'

but you's obviously not listenin' to what i'm professin'

you's protestin', i'm confessin' that you's got somethin' to prove

well hey guess what it's time to move

on to the next stage of this battle

man i'ma shake you like a baby with a rattle

n' just like dat, i touched a nerve

ya'll now come again because you sucka got served

 
Aight, yo, who wanna fuck wit me

Im here, the one and only, Steezy

I make all other raps look so cheesy

not to mention, that rapping is so god damn easyyyy

So if you wanna get owned, and be that guy

see that little button, yeah thats Reply
 
listen little bitch you dont know nothin

just ask ur momma and she'll tell u somthin

she tell you that my dicks bigger then five

cause when i fuck ur momma im in discize

you can can never serve cause i serve all dem fuckers

cause when u dine at my table bitch ill be servin u suckers

you could never touch a nerve cause dems rhymes is old

cause my heart made of steal and my balls solid gold

listen homie its game time and my words are sleek

i just served u sucker cause ur shit is weak

 
learn how to spell you fucking prick

go back to school and suck your teacher's dick

and while your at it, go buy a stripper

its the only chick you get you fucking wigger
 
shit if you think you've finished the fight, its your brain that your missin'/

i'm muhammad ali and you're an over confident sonny liston.//

ya undermind my skillz time and time again/

i feel like i'm rappin' against a broke ass eminem.//

 
I understand how you compare with Ali

Both rhyme like you got parkinsons disease

Can't spit for shit now, and think your all that

If we're boxin now, I'd knock yo ass to the mat
 
yeah, but what if you were boxin me?

you'd get knocked the fuck out, not even a probably

when i walk in the ring, theres a whole symphony,

because when i swing, i create an entire Epiphany.

The embarrassment on your face is hotter then hell,

it would only be seconds until they ring the bell

so hard they can break through the Berlin wall,

My face would be put up with the fames in the hall
 
Running down the court with the ball in my knees

I needa get dis basket so I can bring back ma G's

They minused my salary I gots no more doe

So gimme some paper or else I'll blow!

baaa booom cheaaa skeet briskkk freshhhhh
 
well well well what have we got here?

an overconfident shit thinkin' he's somethin' rare

but ya'll too common, folks like you all around

better step back before i stomp you to the ground

now you obviously never finished elementary school

a child can spell 'disguise' now who's the fucking fool?

now get ready fo' yo' smiles to turn to frowns

cuz you look like a kid with muthafuckin' down's [syndrome]
 
anyone can type their lyrics this shit aint that hard

next time NS radio's on someone step up an play a fuckin card

Step up to the plate an spit yo stuff

without your backspace key this shit gets rough

When you're playin it live it aint as easy as it sounds

lyrics on the tip of the tounge reminds me of your mom as she's makin her rounds

 
alright Steezy Jibber here's a few lines of sympathy/

no one's spittin' at ya cuz your skill level's at infancy//

you's a lame cheezy nigga like that rapper lil' weezy/

take the fifteen minutes and research a dictionary.//

rappin' with you's like the Yankees vs. the A's/

I swept ya and that shit didn't even make the front page.//
 
o shit look here litte jimmychung on da spot

he still thinks he's shit when he really knows dat hes not

his rap skills are nothin but week and shitty

and everybody in da club gives him pitty

he prolly gets no action ecept from the guys

thats all this nigga will ever get with his ugly "disguise"

the only thing he does besides suckin on dick

is trying to compare his rhymes to mine, which ya'll know are sick

just to let you all know about this guy he likes to fuck

so if newschoolers got any gays he'll enjoy a good suck

so i wonder if this bitch will ever shut up

cause when you rap with me i always tell this fucker whats up

 
look at this n00b , callin ppl gay

but yet every1 knows hes only touched his sisters boob

your just another n00b

thinkin about how to get your posts up

this sites not for you, why not try playboy.com

atleast there you could try n get ur dick up
 
clicking reply is a waste of my time

why go against someone who can't spit a rhyme

you're bitchin' and whining about no one showing you love

so i sought out your post, and skipped all the above

if you dont hit me back, you cant complain

I'm callin' you out steezy, put some fame to your name.

 
listen here brotha, here's a challenge for yo'

pick another topic 'sides fucking and fellatio

you keep comparin' our rhymes, time after time

even though we all know this battle's already mine

now why don't you run away in your cute little skirt

before i rough you up so bad you be face down in the dirt

now i'ma rip off yo ears and shove 'em up your butt so fast

just so you can enjoy the sound of me kicking your ass

you're tryin' to step up to me, but i'ma step right back

in your direction so hard, you's gonna loose your track

and then be roamin' all around trying to find your place

only to beaten so bad, cuz you got an ugly face

 
Yo I got this little bitch right here

Hes got nothin except an itch in his ear

He probably gets drunk off only a beer

and Last night he got fucked by a deer
 


ha ha you thought you could get rid of me but u cant! im hear to stay

yeah im white but i never use that as an excuse

thats why im cleaning up your lyrics like a bottle of doushe

Stanky ass lyrics Stanky ass rhymes

i bust the shit out of all your rhymes

we gone party like it's 1999

i run the spot and i leave in the streets

you wanna battle me im in the 3-1-3.

You think it's funny i aint Vanilla ice

so when i grab the mic you betta think twice

cuz i'll diss so bad i'll end your life

better yet you see me you better commit suicide

cuz i'll make sure this is a verbal homicide

Whoever said you can rap Damn they lied

Cuz you can't fuck my raps they come to quick and to fast

This is Two Man race Sorry but you came in Last.
 
running in a two man race,

they why the fuck didnt you place

too godamn cocky and fell on yo face

now your legacy dissapears without a trace

and at a five line max, gangsta you overstepped yo space

 
What people are sporting

Will surely leave you sorting

Bad from worse, dead from hearse

Tits and gats are played just too old

Spitting anything on a mike just get sold

So I ask where's the heart, 'cause you know this isn't art

A true thinker for this cause I will always be

Through the crap I will part like the Red Sea
 
i wanna slip it in you

give it to you,

in and out cause thats whats hot!

if i cant give you my juice,

ill give it to a moose,

then let me shave you

kinda pave you

nice and smooth

so that i can soothe

 
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