The official rap battle against the person above you thread...

you can't limit greatness son i thought you knew,

try to contain this heat and you will be through.

droppin lyrical a-bombs, my shit is king kong,

think your ish compares you know that your wrong,

if i want, ill make it long, its my song, like my two foot zong,

hit you once incognito like the viet-cong.

if you try to ignore it the heat wil prolong.
 
I'm a white kid, acting all black,

I post raps on the internet, cause I'm hella cool,

These NS people respekt me cause I don't talk smack,

This thread makes all you white people look like fools.
 
yo your hatin on me cuz of that noobish comment,

but the way you flow make me wanna vommit,

the place that you record im gonna bomb it

gonna be so fucked up you cant clean it with Comet

and your talking bout your two foot zong like your legit,

but to tell you the truth its the size of a clit

its the same size as if you were a hobbit

yeah that right run home get back in the closet.
 
oh my bad.

yo i might have slipped up and not played by the rules

but id kick yo ass wit a whole bag of tools

why you strict like were swimmin in some olympics pools?

damn its just ns rules are for fools.

and besides it dont matter im on a whole nother level

just lookin at me makes you all dumb and disheveled

bitch im the king you cant enter this wing

of the private estate of me and my bling
 
Thats too bad, at leaste your rear window is safe

and don't worry, I will try not to masterbate

I will spend the nights, restless if I will

Puffin the joints, takin a swill

I remember that night, the one with the shrooms,

where camille and I, did not need a room.

But found a place, right in my very backseat

where we tried to make babies

and not make a mess on the backseat

oh how I tried, and yet I failed

The very next morn, it was your turn,

to ride in the back, and get it on your pants

So now I'm ready, to drink some goats milk

the juice tenderness ARG like riding silk

so to this rhyme, which doesnt make sense

I laugh my ass, as I take a sip

of beer.

 
now we got some real sno, though its not too deep

over the edge of the deck with a snow skate i creep

where you fuckin at reeder you're claiming your arrival

did you know it talks about weed throught the bible?

we've got a berm, a mini rail, and drinks made of hoppa

I wish I was in Alaska so i could say GET TO THE CHOPPA!

GET DOWN to the bottom as fast as you can

its a downhill race that's not from Japan

I may be turning japanese with this masturbation face

but my skin is brown, can you guess my flip race?

I eat chicken and eat cows, yeah that's not to diff

we should chow on some dog then roll a chub spliff

poo poo in a cup is also legit

that video gives a whole new meaning to the term "eating shit"

you dont have to being doing a sport to relate

i now need a cup of poo just to get hard to masturbate

 
Except you see an MC's is me, spittin at you like you aint nobody, Oh Gee you just a sucka tryin ta live like me. See.
 
trying ta live like you?

like a cheap-ass jew?

in yo momma's shitty basment with nothin to do?

man thats a shitty way to be

try to be more like me

ownin a five-star resort in tha florida keys

and vacation homes all over germany and italy

and not to mention in beverly hills is where my main one be

so maybe if you kiss my dick and suck up like a bitch

ill show you what its like to live damn rich

and you wont go around talkin bout yo big lifestlye

when really its as bad as a big shit pile

jk man
 
your riches still will neva eva get you bitches...dissin a jew is the code you decided to live by...shit makes no sense when we all know your dads a rabbi...they tried to curcumsize you at age twenty five, didnt succeed because ur penis deprived...people flee when they spot my lyrical talent, smoky the bear said stop drop and roll because ur rhymes set fire to the whole fucking planet, if this is verse 1 then fuck verse 2, i ryme verse with verse and still lyrically merk you
 
i liek pankakces

they taste like waffleburger

pankake

pankakee

pankeakee

i think teh pankakes are delishish

yay pankakes
 
son u could be betty crocker an still not handle my heat in the kitchen...if ur rhymes were a female dog tha shit still wouldnt be bitchin...an i aint gotta say shit too make the crowd listen..cause my flows r so timeless the clocks just stop tickin..im like shaq at the free throw line the way that im bricken...and nobody on this site got that metaphor cause none of yall like chicken...u kids could play soccer and ur shit still wouldnt be kickin...so the max of versus is 5...i could slay yall with 4...but im already past that so u know im jus gonna spit more...i spit more then then a cheap cock suckin whore...and speakin of whore lemme holla at snobunny...listen honey i should rename u "nofunny"...plus ya boys pimpin more trix than that cracked out bunny...u didnt catch that one dummy...how can i have a nice day when ur rhymes r so bummy?...u aint a kid or a girl...my next guess is monkey...ha.. c im jus dripin in swagga like somebody dunked me..1 more thing bout some kid passin gas...if thats ur reaction to shit makin u laugh..then readin my flow will get u passin more gas then an esso employee...and its lines like that that make record labels employ ME
 
I'll take it back down to original rules

5 line max, yeah send me a tool

I'm the only real artist, yeah I'm a jewel

and I'll teach y'all a lesson with the NGP school.
 
You talk about getting head but hell no

Man you aint even got a dick to blow

Talking all mean and bad

The only guys who can pull that are from Baghdad

 
Your mums from bagdad so she wears a burka

dam shes a real good jerka

She was giving me head cause shes poor

so dont pay attention to no sharia law.
 
i broke the rubber, busted a nut up in you're mother
how does it feel to have another little brother
nasty mother fucker, talking like a trucker snatch a bitch up by the track smack her up and chuck her.

 
dog, everything i ever hear out of your mouth is terrible

your lines are wack, they aint even close to repairable

so stay out of ns, and give us all a little joy

cuz im a real mccoy and you just a mommas boy

alright times up, five lines is all i got

i just destroyed your rap and discovered your biggest weak spot

 

i broke the rubber, busted a nut up in you're mother
how does it feel to have another little brother
nasty mother fucker, talking like a trucker snatch a bitch up by the track smack her up and chuck her.
 
holy shit this is a crazy fuckin' thread

this shit is just messin with people's heads

well i give up, ive got nothin' else to say

so ill just make a turkey sandwich and look the other way.

mmmmm. turkey. HELL YEA!!

i cant rap. haha
 
that was quite terrible, i'd use the word obsurd

see im a well known rapper and you'll always be unheard

everything out of your math is just to fast and slurred

my lyrics gettin tight, lots of ladies in my herd
 
why you try to rap with a name so lame

you try to pull it off but peeps think you're insane

like your brain, so dumb you don't know this game

your lyrics are a spark mine a blowtorch flame

quiet down little kitty, you ain't a rap cat

I'm a tiger spitting 'round after round with a gat

yeah the gun is a metaphor for what I spit

you try to maintain game but can't take a single hit

 
Holy shit that rhyme was dope

I dunno why I'm try to battle you I am got no hope

BUt fuck it ill give it try

You get less pussy than fry from futurama

Man i'm done i gotta back to getting some from yo mama

Im white i Sorry
 
it's all good man I just know how to rap

I don't even bust caps, I just don't give sap

no watered-down rhymes, so you can't gimme crap

'cept I'm rhyming on an internet forum getting fat...
 
dude make sure ur head can fit out the door

with an ego so big, ill put ur ass on the floor

i really dont know how to rap man

plus im whiter than the klu klux klan
 
shit man gotta just have confidence

you gotta know what to say, know in advance

I'm not as white as you yeah I'm diverse

but some people might say that that's a curse

I ain't black either but I've practiced anti-whack techniques

tapping my potential, and taping the leaks

I'm 5'8" 135 pounds and meek

yeah a skinny mofo from a city with its tongue outta cheek

So why you wanna hate like the KKK discriminate

fuck that man, I ain't taking yo bait

I got patience, my pops told me how to wait

till opportunity comes, then you burst through the gate

I'm rhyming too long...this could even be a song

5 lines to the max I'm taking the rules wrong

you're a funny man I'm laughing at you, lolz lolz

laughing at how you take me seriously, I know I ski...do you?

 
Yo, twisting off axis, like a turntable
i rock the M-I-C cuz you know i am able
I spit out them lyrics thatll make ya nauseous
My beats so loud theyll leave you on consciences
To me, you dont scare me, you pose as no threat
Trying to battle Alev will be your biggest regret
My crew rolls so deep we could fill up a safari
Your lyrics so played out like an ancient Atari
Switch blades technines and homemade explosions
Like heavy metal my llyrics will leave ya dead and corroded....

well that was weak compared to yours but i cant spit well enough
 
try and fuck with me, get jacked up and knocked out

ya bout to get lasso'ed, dont make me pull my cock out

no homo, but not like tony romo, man fuck the cowboys,

open ya mouth, talk shit, hear my gat make noise,

nah, that's just my cellular phone,

could be a bitch or one of my homies callin,

they heard about me on the streets, they know im ballin

never fallin, i answer, my voice in a gangster ass tone

your mother, my main bitch, needs you home

cause it's almost 1 a.m., yeah it's getting late

you better run home to your bed and masturbate.

 
it's been about a year since i posted in this thread/

5 in the morning and i should already be in bed//

i have been up all night fucking some slut like a hammer/

dylan's mom kept asking for it, so obviously i slammed her//

my dick is swollen and my pelvic bone hurts/

dylan you failed to mention that your momma squirts//

i wish you would've warned me, that shit was a surprise/

in between the moans and cries, the bitch came in my eyes//

my eyes are so red, everyone thinks that i'm faded/

with the 5 line max: here's my exit, sorry it was belated//
 
5 hours later and no one has stepped up as my hater?/

ns has changed it's personality like a classy bitch in labor//

i'll continue the tale of hitting dylan's ex-womb/

i came in that shit so much, she had to disinfect it with Kaboom!//

the spermicide was useless, cuz i got that super semen flow/

stand back! my rhymes can burn a bitch like a camp fire 'mellow//

after 3 hours of raw doggin', dylan's mom dried up on me/

in addition to indian burn, the dirty bitch passed me a V.D.//

it wasn't the HIV, but some temporary dick burn/

she must have been at the glory hole earning her turn//

suckin' off strangers, swallowin' loads of protein/

dylan, your mom took the atkin diet to levels unseen//

they say cut out the carbs, they don't mean fill up on cum/

the bitch is so hungry, she makes nutsacs turn to chewed gum.//
 
We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

 
is this guy talking to me, trying to provoke me sexually?/

my dick just curled up, wishing I could kill him with electricity.//

those lines won't get you women, you're emotions are too far/

now get your ass outa here before i drag you behind my car//
 
you wanted kids to step up now deal with a man

mothafuckin rap cat, full clip in the hand

my lines read like poems, with the beats it's slam

but yours are just words can't compete in my land

best step up your game when you deal with NGP

you're messin with a rapper, not some punk who's a G

Ain't got a crew, still ain't admitting defeat

Just me and my lines flowing sound with the beat

When peeps DL my album man, they put it on repeat

when they hear your songs...shit you got none, you dead meat

 
If you step now you get ready to fry
I step down from thrones you get ready to die
Im like a god who turns his eye to the matters of man
if necessary takes guns and blast bullets to land
You hear thunder from the sky that means its begun
you look up. all the clouds is smoke from my gun
You useless Im ruthless like Attila the Hun
Im fire, you ice, and Im making you run
My actions make mythology and stories in books
Reaction from a god killed a mortal and took
His soul to torture, a thousand years and look
You hear his screams when anything sizzles or cooks
Thats right this killa god took the mortal to blame
so he lights him on fire, and estinguished the flame
then lights him again over and over in pain
My flows so godly like this god I reign.
 
the god shits overplayed, I don't care how hard you floss/

you's a Little Person and this battle's a midget toss//

lookin' down on us from the holy kingdom/

no one will toss you higher, so pass me the the crown son//
 
You smokin dope, you wanna end up in jail? You keep dat shit up fo life, u gonna fail. Eat a dog shit you fuckin thundercunt!
 
bump. can't believe this thread kept going until june, been away too long, yet back too soon.
 
i jizzed on yo daddys face

i burned down yo mothers place

and now your girls lying

about laying with me in bed

cuz i smacked that how she likes

and now im gettin head
 
you reppin gay pride?

why jizz on his face, why not cum inside?

how do you have sex when you're dick's the size of a peanut?

you stick it in her belly button and tell her to suck in her gut?
 
you only gotta pee

cuz your a thugged out g

slayin mad hood rats

the reason they like you is cuz of your thug hats
 
nigga* please

i do this at ease,

i drive a masserati

and im invited to every party,

the reason they like me

is because i freeski

* for all of u that hate when this word is used, nothin else made since
 
your not invited to the parties

its just me there wit da shawties

ones given me head

while the others just move they bodies

and the one whose pussy is bomb

im thinkin that thats yo mom

and im thinkin that ive seen her on milfhunter.com
 
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