The best gaper quotes

" i see you got them new phangeled double enders'

once right when i was about to get off the chair a lady freaked out casue she did not think i could keep my all my tips up at the same time. dumb bitch!
 
this one is from my ex who was a lifty working on a gondala. a family of about five came and got on the gondala. my ex says to them sorry this gondala only goes half way. the father of the group gets his whole family out of the gondala and then gets in the next one. they go up and come back down where the father then comes down and says there must be a problem because the first gondala went all the way to the top.
a few others i have heard from being a lifty. what happens to the chairs when they get to the top. do i have to go up to go down
was bumping chairs when a texan trys to stop at the stand here line. he then proceds to say, " damm rental poles need to be sharpend"
 
So i'm lapping the park, fulltilts chilling in my sweet ass afterbangs, totally rocking my G-suit jacket, air-raid pants (XXXL obviously) and a sweet ass level 1 tall tee. So i'm throwing down a sw double rodeo 9 and this gaper comes up to me and he's like wow dude you must be a pro! I'm like "fuck you gaper" and then i jib'd off his face and ski'd off.
Fucking gapers!
 
what is your point?

to wear a G suit you need to do atleast misty 7's

to wear saga you gotta do goo dcorks

to wear first drop you gotta be droppping kang flips

shut the fuck up since when did you need to do good tricks to wear nice clothes? you are jsut jelouse, leave ns foreever
 
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my bad.
 
no you have got it wrong, you dont need to be able to do those tricks to be able to wear the gear. In stead if you bey the gear you will automatically be able to do it.

e.g. if you own full tilts, line skis, saga and full drop outerwear, scot poles, jibberish and oakley you will be able to do a double cork no problem

lol
 
yesterday my friend was trying to convince that there are no such thing as trick skis and that all skis are the same. he claims he skies all the time.
 
"Are those freestlye trick skis?"

"why do your skis point up at the back?"

"can you backflip?"

"why is your shirt/jacket really tall?"

"are you sponsered?"

thats all i got... CHCHYEAH
 
This is the most confusing thing I've ever heard.
A little kid told me that a superman is a trick where you freeze the time mid-air and do ten backflips.
That was over a year ago and I'm still confused.
 
i was gettin onto a lift in verbier switzerland, as a dad and 2 of his kids aged like 5 and 7 walk up to me and intend to get on to the same lift with me. Then the dad looks at me and says in finnish ( as im also a finn i understood what he said but propably he had no idea that i would understand) something like " this guy doenst look legit, lets take the next lift okay?" The funny thing is tho that i dont even wear loose or ganstaish clothing, i just had a bandana on.. So i just took the lift by my self and said thanks to the family in finnish, and they were like O_o
 
I was at Stratton, and this like cocky 16 year old who was terrible was talking about going out west and skiing gnarly backcountry. And later, I see him break his arm and start crying on a blue.
 
sorry guys as impressing as your jumps would have been i couldnt stop laughing at the sweaters. just a big no no for me. any chance you could wear normal clothes? not for the sake of fashion, cos anyone is entitled to wear what they like, but you actually look funny when you bend your knees and when you land... another aspect is that whoever sees the video would also be able to see the movements of your legs... currently all i see is heads bobbing and ickle feet under giant clothes...

^comment on a 4bi9 vid on youtube
 
So my friends and I built a jump at my local golf course, and I was standing at the top of the hill to go hit it, and this old sledding guy looks at me and goes,

Old guy: What are you gonna do? A helicopter?!

Me: [laughing] No.

Old guy: What then? A 180? What?!

Me: A 3.

Mike (stupid fucking idiot in my school): [incredulously] Can you do a helicopter?

Me: [laughing even harder] Yes Mike. I can helicopter.

Mike: [defensively] Well obviously not on this jump!

I also got as a joke: "Now do a 700, faggot!"
 
I was watching the Vancouver opening ceremony with my whole family (most of whom do not ski). They showed a clip of a dude being heli-dropped on a mountain and boarding down.

aunt: Whoa, people don't actually do that, right?

other aunt: I don't know, but all that deep snow sure would be hard to ski on

My dad and I looked at each other and laughed
 
i was on the lift last night and i saw some kid probably 13 fall and lose a ski, and i heard him yell to his friend "my ski disconnected"
 
Avatar is sweet I LIKE TURTLES!
"Can you ride backwards on your skis?" after watching me bomb to the jump switch.... Some people need a bitch slap
 
I have a diecut 6.0 sticker on my AR6s right beside the huge "armada" running down my right ski. I couldn't even guess how many times I have gotten, "whoa, sick skis dude! I didn't know Nike 6.0 made skis!!" legit comment I guess...... IF YOU ARE BLIND!
 
One pow day at gore I was riding the lift and I hear"holy shit is that a camera on that kids head" (probably referring to my GoPro)me- "no its a fucking avalanche beacon"
 
other night on the lift:
old man with poles up to his shoulders says to me and my friends "whats with the short poles?"we look at each other, smile, shrug our shoulders and say "its how we like them"
 
So in two months of riding SPK kaos boots, I have had only a couple days when some gaper kid hasn't pointed out that I am wearing two different boots. Ski Patrol was even convinced that I needed to get off the mountain and get my equipment figured out. Come on guys.
 
At Asessippi I was riding up the chair with this kid.

Him: have you tried the moguls?

Me: what moguls? there aren't any this year.

Him: the moguls on the first chair.

Me: Those are not moguls. Those are rollers.

Him: Oh...

I overheard an 8 year old in the lift line.

kid: I saw a guy do a rail, but on skis!!!!

Me: that would be me or my brother.

at the time, we were the only freeskiers in the rail park, and it's right in front of the chairlift so we get a mobile peanut gallery watching us.
 
I am possibly detecting sarcasm...

Or are you being genuine? It sounds 50/50...

Forgot to add some douche rental boarder shouted something from previously mentioned chairlift at my brother:

Kid: Yo those dork sticks aren't meant for rails!

Me: What did you just say?!

Kid: not you, the other skier!

Me: He's my brother! Whatever you said to him you can say to me ya prick! Like you can do any better on that Rossi rental board!

My brother didn't hear a word of this as he was blasting his tunes. The little pecker didn't continue the insults after he stepped up to my challenge and ate a lot of rail. Idiot.
 
Some 14 year old in levis After seeing me slide a rail, " wow dude that was super saucy."

I didn't even bother to acknowledge it..
 
the other day i was skiing down a groomer and this woman had fallen over at the side where it wasnt groomed... about 3 inches of pow. i felt bad so i went over and helped. she kept saying that the snow was so deepand her husband left her and the other friend she was with her just took off while i was helping her stand up. she also told me it was her 3rd time skiing ever and she was from fort laurderdale (sp?).
 
that happened yesterday to an aquaintence, who my friends is friends with, he has a very nice camera, and he's 15, and this HUGE gaper snowboarder who was at one time friends with us keeps asking HOW MUCH WAS IT? HOW MUCH WAS IT? and the kid holding the camera had no idea what to say and was little uneasy saying how much it costs, so his friend yells at the guy 3 FUCKING GRAND IS THAT GOOD?
 
as im clearley blasting my music in my ears, riding the chair lift the gaper goes:

"hey are those oakleys?" while they obviousley have the symbol on the side and everything. i was ready to push him off by the end of the chair ride.
 
I saw this girl with a pretty cool jacket and there was written "spirit of skiing" on the back. I was thinking about how cool the jacket was when I noticed she was a snowboarder. fail?
 
Asessippi has two parks: Central Park and Robin's Run. Robins Run is all rail, hence that term. So it's not gaper.
 
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