The best gaper quotes

ok so yesterday my mom drove me and my friend up to the mountain...

were about ten minutes away and i say to my friend "i really need to get a pretzel today." When we pull into the parking lot my mom says "how much do you want for that pretzel you were talking about?" and pulls out some money.
 
hiking park surrounded by gapers...
gaper: UR PRETTY GOOD CAN YOU HELICOPTERme: no nobody can do thatgaper: ITS PROBABLY TOO HARDme: thatswhatshesaidgaper: WHAT? DO A BARRELROLL
 
tons of people in my town say john when talking, honestly im not even sure if I know how to pronounce his first name anymore, iv herd it said so many diff ways so many times and been told im saying it wrong so many times.
 
Jon = Yewn
I heard this gaper yesterday talking about how hard it is to go up and down the stairs in the lodge in "Ski Shoes".
 
"So did someone steal our pole?"

and easily

"Are you that kid who was skiing backwards

Me-"Yes"

"Just wanted to make sure you knew you were facing the wrong way"
 
"are those volcom skis?"a gaper friend of me said that and pointed at the sticker on my ski
i got another one whos amazing but really hard to translate but something like this.me:hey we were in front of you!gaper: relax mr. yoyo
 
my brother facebook-chatted this dude(major gaper. whose status was like "skiing was sooo fun today"

and it went like

bro: how was it today?

kid: it was ok. the conditions sucked. they only had one black diamond open

bro: how was the park

kid: it wasn't too good. they didn't have any big jumps. just one small one. and rails

bro: what's your best trick?

kid: um. i ski. so i basically just jump really high.

 
this was yesterday, between a gaper ski patroler and my self(i was on my EPs)
sp-hey you stopme-did i do something wrong?sp-your skis are broken, they are bent up to much, they are not safeme-its called rocker, its for powdersp-im telling you they are broken, im calling a sled to take you down to the lodge
so the second to head pro patrol taylor shows up and is just like
T-what seems to be the problem?sp-his skis are brokenT-no they are not, dont stop people because your to much of a gaper to know about ski techme-*skis away*
 
bahaha thats good

im sitting in comm tech watchin some ski vids and this brown guy that sits beside me:

bg:yo guy can you do a kickflipper?

me:?

bg:next level guy

kinda shitty but it was funny to me.
 
haha some guy asked me if i painted the pink/blue line logos on my invaders. I told him no and he continued to admire them for the rest of the lift ride, he said they were very unique.
 
Yeah... I'm not a dick to gapers unless they think they know everything or get in my way. If you laugh in their face just because it's funny to you, you look like this:

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HAHA i wouldve wanted to see that so badly. plus theyre were 5 of them shit thats like a family of racoons
 
i know thats wat i was thinking!!

i could see it if it were an epic powder day, and it was just some locals "swimming in the pow its so deep", but this was at the base, and there was almost no new snow...!:D
 
a couple days ago with a gaper on the lift:

me - yeah its nice today but its suposed to be warm and rainy tommorrow

him- i dont care what its like down in the city as long as its snowing up here!

(our hill has an impressive 400 feet vertical.
 
my golf coach who is also a basketball coach at my school tells my friend and i all the time that skiing is not a sport at all and that its only gravity... nothing else

he will pick up like a pen or something and drop it and say "see... skiing"

it pisses me off so much

we argue with him every time and it gets us no where
 
Lady: What's a rail jam?

Her husband: Use your imagination honey.

Me:Its a competition where you ski rails.

Lady: Oh...I knew that, i just didnt know that skiers did that.
 
haha that would be great

i'll have to find something like that for him haha

any ideas how to prove him wrong or just make him look stupid like that?

btw he is a geography and economics teacher
 
so, me and my friend was shaping the kicker of a jump right, because it was all bombed and full of annoying tracks.

so this gaper comes up and say out pretty loud:

"Hey! Stop removing the tracks from the ski jump"

We ignored him and continued, then left and had a nice session.
 
i just got back from whistler, and my dad said this on the car ride home

"did they have a park hill, or a wreck hill or whatever you call it. the thing with the halfpipe."
 
haha thats like my snowboarder friend i was riding with.. points at a sticker on my ski and says "dude when did you get famous skis? i didn't even know they made skis, just jackets.."

haha and the other day when i was working, this kid and his dad come in and walk by the twintips, the kid points at them and the dad says in a hickish accent "those are them twin tippers son, flashy huh?"

doesn't get old lol and i hear it almost every time i work
 
if im just doing park all day, i take off one ski in the lift line because i dont use poles, and just push myself along with the one boot.

some gaper kid asked his dad, "how come that guy is doin that?"

dad: "oh he is one of them snowboarder kids who couldn't cut it"
 
Me- "Yah it kinda was super icy there in Febuary and not to good of coverage" Talking about a ski trip to Snowshoe where it was super icy

Kid in english class- "Yah it's always super warm in Febuary and all the snow melts"

Me- "Yah........"
 
I was in a store yesterday, and they kept all the twintips behind the counter. I asked this guy that was working there if i could take a look a the hell bents.

- Ohh, they have twin tipping, right?

-Ye...

Then he walk around back there looking at all the skis trying to figure out which ones were hell bents.
 
hahaha yeah i've heard theyre perfectly balenced so they dont throw you off axis and out of the perfect pencil form of them there helocopters they been spinnin lately
 
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