The best gaper quotes

Today at App.. Gaper snowblader wearing a XXXS one peice white suit from 1976(he had spiky hair and like swimming googles on)

He was stright lining orchard run and almost took out liike 50 people so the next run a ski patrol stopped him.

Ski Patrol: HEY MAN YOU WITH THE SNOW BLADES COME HERE

Gaper: WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

Ski Patrol: You need to calm your ass down

Gaper: Ok man what is the problem

Ski Partol: Your skiing out of control and you almost hit a little girl

Gaper: WTF man im tryin to get my adrinilene pumping and your fucking it up

Ski Patrol: Listen I dont give a shit if i see you out of control agin im taking your ticket

Gaper: OK OK OK OK man listen just let me ask something to clarify things

Gaper: OK CAN I GO Kamikaze fast or just like really fast

Ski Patrol: How about slow fast

GAper: K dude sounds good

The gaper rides away and imideatly strightlines the run agin ski patrol just shakes his head and radios down to have the gaper escorted off the slopes.
 
on the lift at copper with some texan or something

Texan: "Wow, look at that, that must be a black"

Me: "No this whole side of the mountain is green and blue, all easy stuff"

Texan: "Yeah right, this is like a 15 degree incline"
 
Gaper-So i hear you like skiing

Me- Yea

Gaper_ do you race

Me-no freestyle

Gaper- I have a pair of double tip skis... there k2 apache

Me- uhmm sweet

Gaper- I once 540ed onto a rail

Me- uhmm sweet

 
dude, these are gaper quotes, they just have to be something stupid, i dont think it has to be from a complete gaper. my freind said this cuz my other freinds went to windells ad came back and started talking about tall tees. so he didnt know really what it was all about, he just knew that they were big shirts and that "everyone thinks there gay." i was like, wow dude. not really.
that probabley sounded really retarded, sorry about that.
 
me: brighton needs bigger jumps so we can spin cork and do flips.

gaper: if you hike up this ridge and drop down over on that side, there are some INVERTED jumps.

me: uh...
 
I was skiing switch on a green run and I heard:

"NO WAY!!! HE'S NOT EVEN USING POLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I laughed all the way down the hill. It made my day.
 
Got a few today...

On the chair talking to his friend:

Gaper:Did you know that the chairs dont actually move, but the steel cable does

Gaper friend: Its all just one intricate pully system

My friend said on the chair, while i was riding switch down a hill someone said:

Gaper:Woooww! thats guys riding backwards

Gaper friend: I wonder if he can do backflip!

Guy with an indian accent pointing to the mini terrain park where the jump are 2 feet tall

Gaper:Are those jumps hard? , I dont want to fall on my ass.

Me: Im sure you'll fine

Gaper: *proceeds to go off each jump, falling on his ass every time.

 
gapper "you know what they say..."
me: idk?
gapper "if your feet are cold, just put on a hat!!!!" (insert stupid laugh here)

 
Your head is 40% of your body heat....so if you put on a hat, chances are your feet would warm up.

My favorite gaper interaction:

Gaper: "you need to get a belt for those pants son"

me: "na man, I have suspenders, they work better than a belt"

Gaper: "but you look like you're wearing clown pants!"

me: "maybe so, but I think it looks good"

Gaper: "know who else thinks that style looks good? People in JAIL! Ever been there son?
 
my friends dad on a pow day and we were skiing the powder in the woods- wow this is tough to ski in i wish they groomed it powder sucks
 
i dont think i put it in here yet, so:

while working at midstation at Smuggs:

"So, why are they making snow down there?"
 
on gaper day while we are all wearing jeans tucked into our ski boots:

gaper:wow thats really cool that you guys are good enough that you don't wear those sledding pants.
 
"your skis have tips on both ends! you won't even know which way they go!"

that, and i've recieved the weird looks that are obviously "what's wrong with her bindings. her heel isn't attached."

gotta love it.
 
Quote from a gaper from Head for the Hills: "there'll be a bunch of 360's, 520's, it'd be cool to see a 900 go down"
 
Most kids at my school know that i go skiing every weekend. One kid was trying to talk skiing with me and he said "Skiers can do all the tricks that snowboarders can do, but we can cross our skis".
 
hahahha thats awesome...

ive got a similar story. i was standing on the lift line, and this dude just starts waving his hangs in my face (im wearing fire red lenses). i calmly go, what the fuck are you doing? and hes like oh sorry, I didnt know people could see through those things, i thought they were only for like blind people or something...

 
i was riding up the lift with these two gapers. they keep looking at my skiis and laughing. so i say what the fuck are u laughing at? gaper says: one of ur skiis is backwards. I just said oo shit not again!

Oh i have 07 line invaders.
 
you should have been like dude! they can grow to like 8ft! it's ridiculous, watch the fuck out for em! 5 kids got attacked last year, don't go down such and such trail! that's where he lives!
 
Gaper female:Its icy

Me: yeah it will be better tomorrow morning because theyll have the cats out tonight

gaper female:Cats? Do they scratch the slope or something?
 
convincing people here in Latrobe Pennsylvania that twin tips are not snowlerblades, and that you can do park on them is like trying to teach a fourth grader calculus, they just dont get it.

people have no idea freeskiing exsists. i tell someone i ski park, then i have to explain it to them, then they ask "well, why dont you just snowboard? its so much cooler!"

another gaper experience was when i was asked how many days i skied,

G: So how many times have you been skiing?

Me: 45 (this was in march of last year)

G: what? no wai!!! in how many years?

Me: no just this year...

G no way, thats not possible, it would cost like 10 thousand dollars

Me: um, thats why i have a season pass...

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as big as freeskiing is people just do not understand.

 
"haa look at that guy,he rides backwards.he must be born on skis."

(a gaper explaining to some kid what snowpark is) - look those hoopsers are built for those who ski on boards
 
I got another one. So i'm sitting in my photo class and this girl across from starts talkikng to me. She is so annoying and you can't get her to shut up. Then another girl sits next to me who is also really annoying
girl 1:do you ski?me:yeahgirl 2:I think skiers are so annoying. Except you, Will. You are cool cause you do the terrain and stuffgirl 1: whats terrain?girl 2: Its like the jumps and stuff girl 1: Oh yeah. So wheere do you usually ski?me: Loveland or eldoragirl 1: Oh wow my brother is on the ski team in loveland. he can do a backflip.me: coolgirl 1: Are you on the ski team?me: nogirl 1: Oh. Well my brother can do a backflipme: good for your brother
the damn girl kept asking me shit about skiing and was so damn proud of her brother and his backflip. suprisingly though she didn't ask me if i could a backflip. luckly i got moved from that seat.
 
haha i had someone ask me if i could do a backflip standing in line waiting to drop on the pipe. haha i thought immediately of this thread
 
hahahah im not gonna lie. i thought that when i saw a kid with those. luckily i kept my mouth shut until i knew what i was talking about.
 
A new quote i heard today while instructing::

Gaper: Whoa!!! your skis are so cool!!!

Me: Yea i like them too

Gaper: Do you own them???

Me: Yes

Gaper: Do you own both of your skis or do u still rent one

Me: i own both of them

Gaper: Lucky!!!

Another later on

Gaper's parent: those skis are massive on you!!!

Me: uhm they're actually quite small on me (i'm 5'10" and ski 161s)

 
im on the freestyle team at my school and this is a small conversation i had with someone from the race team. Racer: hey were going skiing today, and your not. Me: yeah actually we are. racer: oh yeah like the jumps and stuff. me: yup.racer: well thats not real skiing. me: uhhhh then i just walked away, i didn't want to get into an argument with him.
 
dude, where is this??? PC high does not have a freestyle team, and i dont even think we have a race team.......

My parents always say shit like, "park isn't skiing... it will just make you worse at big mountain..." that pisses me off more than anything....
 
gaper woman talking to frends: how r his pants so low.

me: its the ghetto nigga!

kid at my school talking to frend: dude remember those construction vehicles that made the trail nice?

me:u meen snow cats?

kid: nah dude not snow cats it just an abbreviation for the construction company caterpillar.

me: no its a snow cat.

kid: you dont know all the good things about skiing you ski the terrain jumps.

me: o yah i love the park

kid: wats that

me: the place with the jumps rails and features

kid: well the place with the jumps and rails is called the terrain area maybe those features you speak of r in the park.
 
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