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You: How do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: nah bro, ski patrol blew it up

You: Newschoolers??

Stranger: whats that?

You: Ehh?

Stranger: what's Newschoolers?

You: dude....

then I left..

wtf?

 
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You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

You: hey

Stranger: you climb up butt fish and go down licking dick whore.

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Fail....and lol

 
were taking over....
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: how do u get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: o my god, i talked to you a couple of minutes ago.You: hahahaStranger: :']You: fine il just put on my robe and wizard hat and magically get directionsStranger: what does it means?You: its part of an elite force ofYou: uhmStranger: i really don't understand youYou: ninjasYour conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.You: ye
 
You: I'm here to talk to you about the church of jesus christ of latter day saints!

Stranger: try it an ill find you, rip off your fucking balls, and staple them to your fucking forehead

You: language!

Stranger: cuntmuffin

 
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Ahahaha. This made my day
 
You: newschoolers.com?

Stranger: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: yes

You: OMFG!!!

Stranger: omg

Stranger: yayyyyyy

You: WOOT!!!

5th try hahaha springs4life!

 
Stranger: hi m or f

You: both

You: im m/f

Stranger: im m

Stranger: u got msn

You: cool beans

You: i got fuck off sn

You: n00b

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I got someone to start freeskiing!!
You: How do you get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta?Stranger: man how many of you are here, the ski patrol blew it upStranger: is this like a mass marketing campaign?You: Yes it is, I'm from www.newschoolers.com and we are trying to take over the internet. one website at a time.Stranger: LOLStranger: wellStranger: i guess it's workingYou: how many of us have you encounteredStranger: now i know what newschoolers isStranger: 3 so farStranger: what's with that name though?Stranger: why newschoolers?You: newschoolers is a term used to describe people who park ski. i.e. sliding rails, hitting jumps, jibbing etc...Stranger: I guess whatever campaigns you're doing it's working, your traffic is into 20+ k/monthStranger: good jobStranger: i always wanted to try trick skiing, but i just snowboardStranger: how many members do you guys have already?You: skiing is way more fun when you ski park. trust meYou: hold on i'll checkStranger: what skis do you use?You: 2009 Line Invaders and 2010 Rossignol S3'sStranger: sponsored?Stranger: last question, how do you guys make money from that site? you are obviously doing a big campaign, but it's really unclearYou: oh and right now we have over 100,000 members. don't have the exact number. and no Im not sponsoredYou: we don't make money, the people who own/run the site make money. I'm just a member remember?Stranger: ah okayStranger: well that's pretty sweet anywayStranger: great job on promoting it and raising awareness =)Stranger: have funStranger: luring mor epeople inStranger: hahaYou: you should definitely try park skiing. where do you snowboard?Stranger: i'm in TorontoStranger: so i go to small piles around hereStranger: sometimes I go out westStranger: big whiteStranger: sometimes quebec - st. anne, tremblantYou: Yea man Tremblant is sickk, I live in Vermont so I get up there quite a lotStranger: i heard vermont was a great place thoughStranger: or does it just get too repetitive skiing one hill?You: Vermont is a lot of fun when we actually get a lot of snow. Vermont has lots of mountains, off the top of my head I can think of: Killington, Stowe, Mount Snow, Sugarbush, Jay Peak, Stratton, and the notorious Bolton ValleyStranger: ah, yeah, i guess you're south quite a bit moreStranger: alright, anyway, time to do some work, i might actually try "newschooling" this year hahaYou: you should definitely try it. Its tons of fun!Stranger: so i see =)Stranger: laterYou: yea man peace
 
i got paskiingsucks or whatever variation of that it is earlier. it was weird, we talked for a solid 3 or 4 minutes, mostly arguing in typical omegle fashion, then he randomly asked about fulltilts so i knew it had to be. nice little conversation though.
 
You: how do you get to chads gap form the bottom of alta?

Stranger: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

You: OMG!

Stranger: NS???

You: mrstskier

Stranger: OHH SHITT

You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: JEAAAAAAAAA

You: WOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: I have been on this for an hour finally

You: this is my 3rd try today hahaha

You: username?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: B.Pol

You: noice

Stranger: this shits crazy

You: haha i know
 
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You: How do you get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta?

Stranger: haha ive met you before

You: haha nope. probably another ns'er

Stranger: with the same exact question?

nice...we're taking over omegle

 
Stranger: Hi, how about we play a game, you ask me questions you want about me an i'll answer them no matter what questions you ask

You: how do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: no

You: how do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: wtf not u again
 
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Stranger: hi

You: how do you get to chads form the bottom of alta?

Stranger: someone asked me that yesterday

You: hmm well i guess ill put on my robe and wizards hat

Stranger: i still dont get your question dumbledor

You: let me walk you through this

Stranger: ok

You: newschoolers.com is skiing independent online community

You: we have many jokes, including chads gap

You: do you do an extreme sport?

Stranger: unicycle

You: do you know what a gap is?

Stranger: no, well not out of context

You: its the distance in between a jump and the landing

Stranger: huzzah

You: landings are built so you dont break your ankles. unless your tanner hall. then landings are built to break your ankles

You:

You: thats him...breaking his ankles

Stranger: eeww

You: yes sir. its been nice talking to you.

 
You: how do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: through your dick...wtf kind of question is that?
 
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Stranger: Up Grizzly's Gulch. Drive all the way up Little Cottonwood Canyon, go past the Alta Wildcat/Collins parking area, and veer left (where people go right to park in Albion Basin parking area). Find a parking spot up there. Then Grizzly Gulch is unmistakable. It is a gully. You have to hike up from the end of the parking lot just a bit to access the gulch, but you can see it from the parking lot. Hike about a mile, and it is up in that area. I don't have specifics from here...I've never been up there, but I think the location is kept secret by those in the know.
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You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: i wish i knewStranger: i would love to ski itYou: you ski?Stranger: damn straightStranger: two boards are always better than oneYou: hahaYou: do you what newschoolers.com is??Stranger: nopeYou: oh shit dawg, go check it out.Stranger: i willStranger: i have class though so i have to goStranger: unfortunate, that felt like the beginning of a beutiful relationshipYou: aightYou: create an account on newschoolers thoughYou: add me if you figure it outYou: My name is KrizzleStranger: alrightStranger: laterYou: later
New member.... hopefully.
 
me:ns

stranger:??

me:newschoolers its a ski site its dope

stranger:probley fuckin sucks,like skiing

me:no skiing is dope

stranger:i hope you burn in hell nigga
 
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Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: masturbate alot, thatll workStranger: put your cock in chads "gap"You have disconnected.
 
You: hi

Stranger: hola

Stranger: senora

Stranger: speake spanish no si

Stranger: no speake dutch

Stranger: george loez

Stranger: lopez

You: jajajajaja

 
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: How do you get to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta?You: YESYou: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: noStranger: no wayYou: ski patrol blew it upStranger: omgYou: HOLYSHITStranger: YES!You: oh my god ive been looking so longStranger: haha. i actually havnt.You: hahaYou: username?Stranger: steezy_rubesStranger: you?You: wkcthirdStranger: i know mine is generic by the wayYou: haha sall goodYou: you skied this season?Stranger: not yet. i should be hitting up sunday river this saturday though. (east coast)You: sickStranger: you?You: nah im in virginia
 
Stranger: 20 male russia

You: 1023 trans mars

Stranger: whoooooaaaaaaaaa

You: habla espanol?

Stranger: si

Stranger: in poco

Stranger: un

You: well i dont

Stranger: why u asking?)

You: wondering

Stranger: )

Stranger: well

Stranger: how is it

Stranger: to be

Stranger: alien

You: pretty fuckin gnarly

Stranger: =)

You: whats it like to be russian?

Stranger: ))

Stranger: shitty

You: nice

You: hey

Stranger: wut?

You: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

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You: hey

Stranger: CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLL????!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!

You: shit on my chest

Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU CARL!!!!

You: hes in my pants liking my wet vagina

Stranger: oh think i could look for him?

Stranger: ~unzips your pants~

You: sure

You: hmmm

You: i think he left

You: now its just you and me

Stranger: oh darn

You: (;

Stranger: wow its kinda big in here

You: its so wet

Stranger: you park a car in here?

You: no unless your refering to your cock

Stranger: its more of a bus

You: im sure it is

You: slurp

Stranger: slurp?

Stranger: wtf

You: yea your sucking my cock aren't you

Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TTTRRRRAAAAPPPPP

You: hahah i got you good bitch

You: NS FTW

Stranger: WHAT!!!!

You: CHADS GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA

Stranger: ohhh shit!

You: HOW DO YOU GET THERE

Stranger: but ski potrol blew it up

You: oh rly

Stranger: thats what i heard, not sure how they blew up a gap

You: i know wouldn't it become bigger

Stranger: yea

Stranger: silly ski patrol

 
This reminds me of that thread about the baptist church website. Where people would go on and fuck with the threads and such. Still haven't found a NSer yet though
 
Stranger: hey my dick learned a new trick today

You: is it how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: alta? i ski there

You: wtf

what the hell? aparently some creepy people ski at alta

 
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: how do u get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: i wana experience cyber sex i am maleYou: homo haha your prob like 40 years old havnt even had a girl touch youStranger: no i am 20Stranger: sportyYou: haha still a girl hasnt touched you so your goin to cyber your mad homoStranger: i am not a homoStranger: and girls did touch meYou: your prob some online pretaterYou: haha right so why dont you go experience real sex instead of cyber sex hahaStranger: i wana see also cyberStranger: i wana know why so many like itYou: your a faggot no one beats there meat to talking to another person who is prob some dude they use a porn site find one fuckerYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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Stranger: How do you get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta?

You: omgomgomg NSS!!!!!

You: FUCK YA!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: NS!

Stranger: SERIOUSLY?!

You: ya!!!!

You: IronlaK

You: u?

You: ?

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Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of altaYou: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: o fuck!You: omgYou: nsStranger: all dayYou: :))))Stranger: this took me so longYou: whats good brotherYou: yea this is a first for meStranger: sameYou: ive been goin all dayStranger: i've been goin for lie an hourYou: whats ur ns name?Stranger: too many people asking if i had msnStranger: skollsteezeStranger: you?You: yea ikYou: aglis_a_bitchYou: normally its k.d. but my friends needed a lil public humiliation for a monthStranger: yeahStranger: i think i saw you post somewhereStranger: sticker cult?You: nahYou: nsgYou: or backyard park cultStranger: yeah it mighta been nsgYou: i think i might print this and frame it on my wallStranger: go for it brosefStranger: try starting off with 45,male,mom's basementStranger: it gets good reactionsYou: lolStranger: or 56,male,naked in a libraryYou: this is gona end up another site ruled by a mix of newschoolers or rapistsYou: just like drawballStranger: or people from taiwan and brazilStranger: they seem pretty preminentYou: yeaYou: wellYou: ima go keep looking from chads gapStranger: sameYou: peaceStranger: pce broYour conversational partner has disconnected.

HOPAAH!!! finally!
 
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You: How do you get to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta?

Stranger: PLEASE STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO TELL ME WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANS

You: no way youve had more people say that

Stranger: I've heard it seven times today, and nobody will explain.

You: oh my god yes!

You: ive been looking for those people all day

Stranger: Unless it was you all seven times. Did someone tell you that they didn't know anything about your game?

You: no but together... all of "us" will infiltrate omegle

You: true story

Stranger: Is this some 4chan bullshit?

You: no! ns

You: thats all im saying

You: NS

Stranger: Oh, good. That'll only return about a kajillion google results. I'll know sometime this century, maybe.

Stranger: :(

You: okay well have fun figuring that out.... im off to find more!!!!!!!!!!

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