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You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: i have no idea

Stranger: how?

You: you cant ski patrol blew it up

Stranger: right

You: really

Stranger: of course havent you heard

You: yes i have heard. but you didnt until now

Stranger: i did

You: ok

You: have you ever peed in a girls butt

Stranger: nope never

Stranger: you?

You: all the time

Stranger: interesting

You: ya its fun

You: most of the time i wear my robe and wizards hat while doing so

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: nice costume

Stranger: for that action

You: thank you

Stranger: you're welcome

You: how is your life

Stranger: boring as you can guess

You: that blow

You: blows

You: im wearing my robe and wizards hat right now and peeing in a girls butt

You: thats why i asked you

Stranger: do you recommend that for me?

You: no

You: its only for the strong minded

Stranger: i see

Stranger: and what made you think i was weak minded

You: because you dont know how to get to chads gap

Stranger: true

You: the ultimate odyssey would be too pee in a girls butt while wearing your robe in wizards hat at chads gap

Stranger: lol

Stranger: dude you are wise

You: i just speak it how it is

Stranger: and whats the ultimate odyssey if you are a girl? the same?

Stranger: or the opposite?

You: they would be recieving the pee

You: i guess

Stranger: i see

You: i dont know what their ultimate goal iis because i am not a girl

Stranger: right

You: exactly

 
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You: I LOVE MATHStranger: noStranger: aslYou: methYou: IM SOOOOO BLAZEDStranger: >Stranger: ?You: stranger is typingStranger: ?You: huh?Stranger: aslStranger: nameYou: 69/ tanner hall/ chads gapStranger: u 69You: ye but still fine as ever!You: so when is this intercoursing gonna happen?Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
 
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Stranger: hi

You: Hey chads gap from alta? do you know

Stranger: wut?

You: DO you know how to get to chads gap from alta

Stranger: with a side of bacon?

You: if you want, i just really wanty to know how to get to chads

Stranger: um, take a left on main street?

You: Ahh thats it i always took a right.

You: continue...

Stranger: then go up the road untill you go past specsavers

You: k

You: continue...

Stranger: take the next right after specsavers, past mcdonalds

You: kk then your almost there right??

Stranger: yep

Stranger: keep going and it's just to your left, next to GAP

Stranger: and opposite KFC

You: then its right there?

Stranger: yep, if you hit your head on a lollipop, you've gone too far

You: kk sweet thanks maybe i will see you there sometime

Stranger: ok

Stranger: bye
 
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Stranger: heyy

You: whad up bee

Stranger: nm, you?

You: trying get by and stay high

You: all while being a fly guy

Stranger: m or f?

You: where sis you go dont cry

You: *did

You: i just drank a fifth of rye

You: i hope i dont die

You: i might if i dont tie

You: my shoe, and slip in some glue

You: then id be full of poo

You: and not shampoo

You: human poo

You: the real do do

You: stinky stinky

You: like babies without there binky

Stranger: are you having fun? :)

You: yeah actually its a good time

You: you can join in and spit a verse

Stranger: naaah

You: up next is stranger on the mic

You: show these fools whats up stranger

Stranger: haahahaha, no, you're stranger, im you

You: your me?

You: i think your just a itty bitty flea

You: a pea

You: without a pod

You: a reel without a rod

You: a gay man without his bf todd

Stranger: hahaahah

You: just a cape without any cod

You: your logic is flawed

You: you gonna come on here and pick a fight with me?

You: not today not without mr. T

You: breaking heads, not taking your meds

You: you gonna call the feds?

You: go ahead

You: you'll be wrapped in glad]

You: that means laying in a bag

You: like some haze that i had

You: smoke it all up and get reall mad

You: do you not realize i am your dad?

You: i slap the taste out your mouth

You: you aint nothing but a keebler elf

You: look at you backing cookies and shit

You: i bet you'd suck the pillsbury doughboys dick

You: YEEEAAAH IN YOUR FACE!!! BOIII

You: i just killed you.

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Stranger: hi

You: ns?

Stranger: i have 2 penises !

You: jesus

You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: with them

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Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 16 f

Stranger: cool im same

Stranger: sept male lol

You: how do you get to chad's gap from alta?

Stranger: lol whats the deal with that

Stranger: i heard somebody else say that the other day

You: lol

You: you have been introduced to ns my friend

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You: How

You: do

You: you

You: get

You: to

Stranger: hey

You: chads

You: gap

You: from alta anyway

Stranger: no..

You: No?

You: is it physically impossible to get there?

You: Must i divide by zero?

You: take the square root of negative two?

You: and create a black hole to transport me there?

Stranger: Hi ;) 16 m USA looking for girl to chat

You: Chad's gap, looking to find it

You: It's near alta, but the rest seems to be a mystery.

You: Can you, a mere 16 year old boy help me find it's location?

You: Well?

Stranger: ok ok

Stranger: can i see u in cam ?

You: I heard there are plenty of girls there, it will be worth your while

You: I don't have one of these cams, my computer would probably explode since it's so slow.

Stranger: xD

Stranger: how big r ur boobs ... but pls tell me truth

You: xD indeed.

You: Well, since i'm a guy not too big.

Stranger: :P i am a girl btw :)

You: Chad's gap is big though, so if you'll just tell me how to get there then all will be well.

Nobody on here yet, unless one of you is an asshole.

 
i trolled around lokkign for someone for an hour but no luck, however i did make a new xbox friend, and the snowboard which is cool i guess (probably lieing to me).

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You: chyeaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Stranger: do u have an xbox360

You: yes i do

Stranger: ADD Me

You: haha no

You: how do i know your not some perv

Stranger: =(

Stranger: cause im 16

You: wuts ur gamertag

Stranger: skyy16

You: you a chick

You: cause thats a gay name

Stranger: yep im a chick

You: i dont believe you

Stranger: fine then dont

You: your just trying to lure me into a false sense of security

You: we become friends

Stranger: lol

Stranger: then..

You: then decide to meet

Stranger: then

Stranger: ..

You: and then you turn out to be a 56 yr old man who rapes me

Stranger: lol

You: yeah thats how it goes

Stranger: o rly

You: so if you really are a chick prove it

Stranger: i have a puss

You: i see no proof

Stranger: face book me

You: your word means nothing

You: i dont have face book

Stranger: wow

You: haha im joking of course i have facebook

Stranger: i dont believe u

You: what do you think i am a cave man

Stranger: no

You: haha well played

Stranger: =(

You: stranger - 1

Stranger: lol i know eh

You: me -0

Stranger: lol nicee

You: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: nope

Stranger: ??

Stranger: random

You: no not at all

You: have you been asked that by anyone else

Stranger: nope

You: hmm

You: i wonder where everyone is

Stranger: what does it meen

You: its a greeting

Stranger: oh

You: for like minded people

You: do you ski

You: or snowboard

Stranger: snowboard

You: boooo

You: you suck

You: hahah jks

You: i like snowboarders

Stranger: lol samee

You: where you from

Stranger: usa

You: figures

Stranger: u

Stranger: r

You: CANADA

Stranger: what province

You: yup im from americas hat

You: ontario

Stranger: lol

Stranger: nicee

Stranger: i lied

You: what state are you from

Stranger: i live in alberta

You: haha awsome

Stranger: yepp

You: who is the primeminister of canada

Stranger: stephan harper

Stranger: fail

You: premier of ontario

Stranger: no fucking clue

You: finance minster

Stranger: lol

Stranger: no

Stranger: pe

Stranger: do u like hockey

You: who is on the five dollar bill

You: i still havent determined if you are canadian

Stranger: i like hockey

Stranger: lol

You: that doesnt make you canadian

Stranger: i am

You: who is on the five dollar bill

Stranger: idk but on the backside theres kids playing hockey

You: what about the 20

Stranger: some chick

You: what color is it

Stranger: green\

You: who is on the ten

Stranger: idk but its purple

You: what color is the 50

Stranger: red

You: and the 100

Stranger: brown

You: and the 2 dollar bill

Stranger: the twoonie

You: haha you have past the test

You: great job

Stranger: lol thx

You: where do you snowboard

Stranger: powder king

You: right on

You: you ever been to red mountain bc

Stranger: yepp

Stranger: no i havent

You: you should go

You: its awsome

Stranger: o rly

You: best tree skiing/riding in north america

You: super fun

You: i go every year

Stranger: hey do u know what color the 1000 bill is

You: we have a 1000 dollar bill i thought that was just a myth

Stranger: yepp

You: wow

You: why would you have a 1000$ bill

You: its pointless

Stranger: well i gtg add me on xbox skyy16 bye..

Stranger: and i dont know

You: sure thing

Stranger: kk

You: ill do it

Stranger: cya

You: pce

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Hi brethren, what's your favorite bible verse?You: I like when jesus goes to Chad's GapYou: but, I've been looking all over for it, and i can't find it, do you know where it is?Stranger: I believe it's in the local strip mall at ChadStranger: Oh hohohoh, god blessed me with that jokeYou: yea? i've got to get there man, my buddy tanner found it, but he broke his ankles, i've got to go help himStranger: But what will stylish sweaters do for his broken ankles is the question I ask to youYou: The steeze it provides will keep him safe until i reach himStranger: God bless these wordsYou: AmenStranger: Take this with you: Ezekiel 23:20: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.You: praise be to god almightyYou have disconnected.
 
bahahahaha....
Stranger: i only see black holes from the niggers i screwYou: oh snap. a racial joke.Stranger: ow sorry u r arent black ?You: noStranger: phewStranger: i m scared of black peopleYou: hahahahaStranger: they are gangstaYou: what makes them scary to you?Stranger: well u knowStranger: they have bigStranger: well ask girlsStranger: they know everything about the big"nigger"Stranger: i m scared they rape meYou: oh shit, that would suckStranger: hell yeah
 
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You: do you like to party?

Stranger: yeah a bit

Stranger: m/f

You: what does the phrase m/f mean

Stranger: boy or girl

Stranger: male or female

You: yea i like to party

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Stranger: さあ始まるぜ saturday night

You: no hable jappaneeese

You: u raff u ruse?

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Stranger: helloYou: hiYou: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: not a clueStranger: how do you get to ballinascarty from gortnagloch?You: take a leftYou: DUHHHHHYou: errr one knows tahtStranger: we dont have cars hereYou: i live in an amish villageStranger: me too:)You: o noooo wayyyyyyyStranger: how come were both on the internet so?Stranger: LIARYou: noStranger: yaStranger: liar liar pants on fireYou: im part of the amish web sufers sectYou: its pretty exclusiveStranger: no such thingYou: ooo there isYou: its just too secretStranger: you should be out cutting the grassYou: we are having a terrible drought..im on Omegle to find answersYou: do you know how to stop the drought?Stranger: irrigation is the answer ladStranger: or else come to irelandYou: what is this irrigation you speak of?You: it sounds like blashphempyStranger: theres no such thing as drought hereStranger: just turn some water on the dry placesYou: hmm never thought of that
 
You: hiStranger: Hey.You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: I don't know.You: rlllly?You: bummerStranger: No.You: looks like little timmy may not make it through the night thenStranger: So, you know what I have had enough of?You: nachos?You: wait noYou: nachos are delishYou: cant get enufStranger: The whole H1N1 flu thing.Stranger: My grandmother is giving me trouble for not getting vaccinated.You: yesterday i had nachos with jalapenoes and black beansYou: it may have been the best plate everStranger: Nice.You: tommorow im putting on guacomoleStranger: Do you like nachos?You: no theyre gross as hellYou: do you like fishsticks?Stranger: I kinda like them.You: then you must be a gay fish!!Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
 
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Stranger: hi

You: hey how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: no idea

You: my buddy tanner broke his ankles there

Stranger: oh dam...sorry i cant help you... but y are you on this website and not trying to get there??

You: well u see tanner was mid rotation of his switch 7 and he knew something was wrong

Stranger: right

You: then all he heard was a boooom

You: and then "MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN"

Stranger: i dont beleive you

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You: hiStranger: Answer this simple fucking question: are you male or female and how fucking old are you????You: chillYou: im a 17 yr old girlStranger: fuck you!!!!
Stranger: jail baitYou: lol jk im a striaght up sex peredatorYou: who wants to chop off ur sketchy dick and fry it and by the way NS?
 
so fucking bored....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: HelloYou: o hai derStranger: You seeStranger: I fucking hate my parents.Stranger: I sent a mail to social services today, after a fightStranger: about moving out and living under them instead of my parentsYou: hardcoreStranger: but I don't want to wait until they call back and fix it upStranger: So I'm "running away" to a friend who lives in a town about 150 kilometers away.Stranger: Problem is the time is 4:50 hereStranger: the train leaves at 12Stranger: And she doesn't know im coming.Stranger: I'm 18, male, she's 19 female, btw raaawr.Stranger: But anyways as said, I've never met her IRL before and she doesn't know that I'm coming.Stranger: Yet since she's sleepingStranger: I sent a sms to her.Stranger: Aaaaanyways.Stranger: You like?You: sooooo basically, you're trying to find chads gap from the bottom of alta?You: sorry buddy ski patrol blew it upStranger: WhaaYou: ya, it sucks manStranger: Jesus go back to /b/You: incorrectStranger: what would be correctYou: correctStranger: I hope you get fucked up the arse by a sexy girl with a strap-on.Stranger: :3
 
yeah, lame on my part, but im entertained....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: greetings!You: aloha!Stranger: Do you like Pokemon?You: fuck yeah!Stranger: ohh f*** is a bad wordYou: my badStranger: im going to tell your parental units on you.You: anything but thatYou: i bet pokemon say f***Stranger: No it does not.You: eh im pretty sure they doStranger: I watch it every sunday.You: as do I, you obviously dont listen close enoughStranger: I almost have every Pokemon cardStranger: Do you want to see them?You: do you have the one that broke its ankles on chads gapYou: ?Stranger: There is no such thingYou: sorry man, there isYou: obviously you arent a true pokemon masterStranger: Dude ur a fuck head im fucking with uStranger: god ur an dumbassYou: wait what?Stranger: im messing aroundYou: so you dont really like pokemon....Stranger: i dont like pokemonStranger: i dont even know when its onStranger: ur a fucking nerd!Stranger: loserYou: umm you're talking to a pokemon master here, dont fuck with meStranger: dont say fuck you fuckinggg fucker as a fuck face.Stranger: pokemon is fucking gay as hell ur must be a FAG andu have a pussy!You: you're running away from the truthYou: you know pokemon are the shitYou: just admit itStranger: ohh yeah defStranger: well gay ass mother fucker watch pokemonStranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!You: i amYou: as we speakStranger: ur a fucking FAG!!!!!!!!!Stranger: AHHHHH HAHAAAHAHAHAStranger: !!!!!!!You: my pokemon are gonna whoop your assStranger: mhhhmmmmmmmmStranger: ur a fucking fag and have a small flappy pussy!!!!! ur a fucking NERD who eats other pussy besides urs!!!!!You: my pokemon are on the way to your houseStranger: mhhhmmmmmmmmm!!!!Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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You: as i was saying, there is NO WAY you were all the way in.

You: shit

Stranger: yes?

You: wrong

You: oops

Stranger: oh

You: umm

Stranger: talking to your bf?

You: yes

You: random luck of the internet i suppose

Stranger: yep

Stranger: apparently, he fails at sex?^

You: now you know

Stranger: poor girl

You: ?

Stranger: you could probably finger yourself better than he can get into you?

You: yeah but its nowhere near as primal

You: and i cant get the right angle

Stranger: true.

You: or enough lube

Stranger: yep.

Stranger: sex is animalistic, i suppose.

You: by nature

You: its a means of reproduction

You: but that wont work so well for me

You: just in it for the fun

Stranger: most people these days are

You: but they still end up making mistakes

You: luckily i dont have ovaries

Stranger: u had ur ovaries removed/close?

Stranger: or u didn't have them at birth?

You: i was born without them

You: as far as i know most men are

Stranger: i believe i am stupid.

You: ?

Stranger: you said you were talking to your boyfriend

You: ...

Stranger: then you said you lacked ovaries

You: ...

You: and men lack ovaries.

You: all of the above is true

You: ?

Stranger: correct me if im wrong, but you are gay?

You: yes

You: well

You: bi

You: seems to be the hip thing

You: so whatever gets me more play

Stranger: i hope you lean more towards women than men.

Stranger: do you?

You: it depends on who tugs harder

Stranger: ...

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Some people don't get it:

Stranger: heyyyy

You: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

Stranger: of course lol

You: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

Stranger: im not here to mess with ppl im just bored lookin for some fun

You: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Stranger: ahahahahahha

Stranger: your awesome

You: Me too baby.

Stranger: you too

Stranger: youre horny also?

You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

Stranger: cast me blazer/

You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

Stranger: well thats sexy

You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

Stranger: hahahahaha

Stranger: mighty fuck me now

You: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Stranger: more like the mightiest creep!

You:

I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes

into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

 
StartFragmentYou're now chatting with a randomstranger. Say hi!You: You'renow chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: bonjourYou: howdyStranger: ca va?Stranger: wow, youare a jerkYou: :'(Stranger: ye cryYou: i amStranger: way touse a sarcastic jerk way of starting this conversationStranger: whats sospecial about you anyways?Stranger: It'smidnight, and you're on a random conversation website.Stranger: You'repatheticStranger: Get yourlife togetherYou:nawwwwwwwYou:Actually, I'm on this "random conversation site" to find a way to getfrom the bottom of Alta to the ever-elusive Chad's Gap.You: Mightyou be able to help me with my quest?Stranger: I unno,try google searchStranger: LOLYou: Googlesearch most definitely isn't sophisticated enough to find something like Chad'sGapStranger: UpGrizzly's Gulch. Drive all the way up Little Cottonwood Canyon, go past theAlta Wildcat/Collins parking area, and veer left (where people go right to parkin Albion Basin parking area). Find a parking spot up there. Then Grizzly Gulchis unmistakable. It is a gully. You have to hike up from the end of the parkinglot just a bit to access the gulch, but you can see it from the parking lot.Hike about a mile, and it is up in that area. I don't have specifics fromhere...I've never been up there, but I think the location is kept secret bythose in the know. Stranger: YahooanswersYou: hahahahaworddddddddYou: thanksbruthaStranger: is thatactually something you needed to know? LOLYou:Definitely. I'm on a quest to explore the mystical tale of pro video gamerTallon Manning, and my search has led me to non other than Chad's Gap.Stranger: explainYou: Sorry myfriend, this shits top secret.Stranger: You willnever talk to me in your life, ever againStranger: EVERYou: At themoment, that's all I can disclose.Stranger: FUCKCHAD'S GAPYou: Sorryman.Stranger: itscool, Im never in the loopYou: I'm theonly one that's "in the loop" of this mystical quest.You: Myapologies.Stranger: oh thenwtf, that makes you gayYou: How so?Stranger: nofriends or something?You: Ofcourse not, I can't have friends when I'm on a mystical quest such as this one.Stranger: im gonnago, i have work in a few hoursStranger: goodluck on your quest douchebagYou: Well thankyou for helping me in my quest.You: Thanks.Stranger: I useinsults in replace of proper nounsStranger: sorryYour conversational partner hasdisconnected.EndFragment
 
god i spent hours trying to find someone last night. i want to sooo bad. im getting on right now to try some more
 
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Hi, I'm troll hunting.You: smeYou: sameStranger: Really?You: i like to hunt obvious trollStranger: Do you indeed?You: yesStranger: Good for you!You: wat type of troll are you huntingStranger: Internet trolls.Stranger: Not mythological ones.You: oh i seeYou: thenYou: i put on my robe and wizard hatStranger: Do you indeed?Stranger: How often?Stranger: Is this something you make a habit of?You: indeed in the way of smoking weed?Stranger: Please use correct and proper syntax.You: okStranger: That way others will understand you.You: oh i seeYou: thenYou: i'm fucking tom WallischStranger: Are you? Does he know?You: i'm tom wallischYou: the pro skierStranger: Are you? And you're also copulating with yourself?You: noStranger: Stranger: i'm fucking tom WallischStranger: You said otherwise.You: no you cant because i amStranger: I can't what?You: be tom wallisch because i amStranger: I didn't say I was.Stranger: That was a quote related to the point in case.You: and if you were you could tell me with who was your joss edit wich you dontStranger: If I were what?Stranger: Please clarify.You: but anyway do you consider me as a trollStranger: Not really.Stranger: If you were a troll, you're only a minor nuisance.You: oh i seeYou: thenStranger: A fledgling troll, maybe.You: i uprgrade to troll level 32 and burst a troll fart and kill youStranger: In which case, I'll release you into the wild to mature.Stranger: This is exactly what I mean.Stranger: I think you need to develop your trolling.You: but fart arent funny so ill just decapitate yourselfStranger: Why not try nice, simple shock trolling?Stranger: Everyone can manage that.Stranger: You might even have fun.You: wooho level 40!!! i got a mountStranger: See, I think shock trolling is just the thing for you. Nothing too spontaneous. Just nice simple attempts to offend with fore-planning.Stranger: You could manage that!!!You: cool story hanselStranger: Thanks, Gretel.Stranger: Good day and good luck, sir.You: are you singleStranger: I'm off to seek a troll.You: i have a troll wifeStranger: I am singular.Stranger: Fare ye well, Fledgling.Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Hello.You: hiYou: zupStranger: Nthn much.Stranger: U are?You: yesYou: and you?Stranger: I meant name, sorry.You: ohYou: interestingYou: no problemYou: don't worry about itYou: it's okayStranger: I get the idea.You: ?You: what idea?Stranger: That u've forgiven me.You: ohStranger: Thanks.You: you've got an idea?Stranger: Not realy.You: ohYou: i thought you said you had an ideaStranger: I'm kinda stupid.You: yeahStranger: Hmmmm.Stranger: So wat is ur name?You: that is the FUNNIEST movieStranger: Which is?You: i thought i was the only one whos seen it lolYou: my favorite part "how old are you"You: hahaYou: cracks me upStranger: Oh. I understand.You: me tooYou: it's not a very hard movie to understandStranger: Just the trailers that go on in chatrooms, is it?You: what?You: you've never seen the moviee?Stranger: Well, the conversation starters.You: oh yeah those are good tooStranger: AgreedYou: in fact, when that movie came out, it was almost unheard of for its timeStranger: Indeed.You: so from>You: ?*Stranger: haha! Amazing!You: what are you talking about>Stranger: The movie " so from>"You: that's not a movieStranger: Hilarious!!You: i'm not stupidYou: i don't know what you're getting atStranger: Don't tell me, u haven't seen it?You: um i think you're crazy.Stranger: Check it out, man/ girl/woman/ whichever applicable.You: manbearpigStranger: I'm not, just playing u @ ur own game.You: my own game?You: nobody can beat me in chinese checkersStranger: Well yeah. I'm yet to hear of those movies u mentioned.You: in fact i really doubt you know who you're up against hereYou: oh thats okay they aren't very mainstreamStranger: I don't mean chinese checkers.You: i just thought you were quoting one my badYou: what do you mean then>Stranger: U r right. I don't know.You: understandableStranger: Who i'm up against.Stranger: care to tell?You: well you said not chinese checkersYou: so i no longer have any idea what game it isStranger: U r excellent at chekers?
You: chinese, yesStranger: Nice.Stranger: I'm a a mere ameture.You: that's a stage everyone goes throughStranger: I know.You: except for meStranger: wat else do u do?
You: besides chat?Stranger: Besides chinese checkers & chat.You: well i used to bowlYou: but that was a long time agoStranger: I see.Stranger: Where?You: this place called Ide's bowlingYou: and i'd train at pin-o-ramaStranger: Wat is pin-o-rama?You: like bowl-o-ramaYou: i guess they thought it was cleverStranger: oh.Stranger: In a sense. with the asvantage of hindsight.Stranger: Sorry, advantage.You: hindsight never waxes their runway so i don't go thereStranger: Exactly.You: most people don't noticeStranger: Don't notice wat?You: that they don't wax the runwayYou: as oftenStranger: Ah.You: one model actually slipped because of it and lost her jobStranger: Well, where are u from?You: none of these placesYou: i only got to go to hindsight because i won the sectionalsYou: that's all the way in delawareStranger: evidently. city country, smthn like that?You: somethin like thatYou: its funny because the supplier of the hardwood at hindsight is the same one that ide's used to useStranger: Which city are u from?You: city?You: i'm not a real city personYou: find them scareStranger: Or which country are u from?You: scary*Stranger: Where do u live?
You: yeah i'm more of a country personYou: where do i live?Stranger: Yeah.You: like about 7 minutes from ide'sYou: it's a modest alley but the management is friendlyStranger: I see.Stranger: which nationality?You: i'm not sure i think it's a russian family that manages itStranger: That's nice.Stranger: Well, i mst go now. Nice talking. Bye!!Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: 23/f/usaYou: 20 male usaStranger: cyber?You: rite here?Stranger: yeahYou: aight let me put on my robe and wizard hatStranger: Let me take out my dick?Stranger: SO we can fight the cyber dragonStranger: Ready?You: FIGHTStranger: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHStranger: HADOUKENYou: FUCK HES EATING MY BALLSACKStranger: LET HIMStranger: IT'S HIS WEAKNESSYou: O SHITYou: I NEW IT ALL ALONGStranger: FIRE!You: YOUR THE DRAGONS TEST TUBE BABYYou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOStranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW?You: IDK IN SHITTY MOVIES YOU JSUT FIGURE IT OUTStranger: GOOD ENOUGHStranger: BUT NOW I MUST DEFEAT YOUYou: FUCKYou: I THOUGH U WERE MY FATHERYou: SYou: BROTHERYou: COUSINSYou: UNCLESYou: SISTERSYou: FRIENDSStranger: FINAL ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!You: HALF SISTER ROOMATEStranger: GIGAStranger: DRILLStranger: BREAKERYou: FUCK NOT POKEMONStranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHStranger: GO CHARIZARDYou: PIKAJEW I CHOOSE YOUYou: PIKAJEW USE GUILT TRIOPYou: *GUILT TRIPPPPStranger: NOOOOOOOOStranger: CHARIZRD DIGIVOLVE TO BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!You: WAT THE HELL MAN YUGI YO????You: BUSTER BLADER RAPE HIMStranger: GO GO POWER RANGERS!You: NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAYou: SHOTTY RED BITCHHHHYou: LASER RAPE CANNONS ACTIVATEDStranger: EARTHStranger: FIREYou: ANILIATION OF THE PIXIES NOWStranger: WATERStranger: WINDStranger: HEARTYou: FUCK AVATARYou: I BEND N E THINGStranger: BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CHRIS HANSENYou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYou: NOOOOOOOOOStranger: VICTORY IS MYYou: OH YEAH WELL I SUMMON THE POWERS OF SHITTY SCAMSYou: BERNARD MADOFF I CHOOSE YOU1!!!!!!Stranger: TAKE THIS,MY LOVE,MY SORROW,AND ALL OF MY ANGERStranger: SHINING FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You: NOOOOOOEEEEZZZZZZZZStranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYou: FUCKYou: IM ALL DEADYou: DAMMITYou: I WANTED TO WINStranger: VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You: OH NOEZZYou: NEWSCHOOLERS?Stranger: NOW YOU MUST SUCK MY DICK OR SOMETHINGYou: IM DEAD JUST SKULL FUCK ME AND GET IT OVER WITHStranger: *SKULL FUCKS*You: IM SO DEAD AND RAPED RIGHT NOW ITS CRAZYStranger: I KNOW RIGHT?You: YEAHYou: WELL NICE BEING RAPED BY YOUStranger: BUT I MUST TELL YOU THE TRUTHYou: NOYou: NOOOOOStranger: I AM YOUR MOTERStranger: MOTHER*You: SHIT THATS WEIRDYou: I KNEW ITYou: SO IM RELAL YPART DRAGONYou: WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE YOU SKUL FUCKED MEStranger: IT WAS MORE SEXY THIS WAYYou: YOUR RIGHTYou: I NEED TO GO FLOSS MY PUBESYou: NICE BEING RAPED THOUGHStranger: NOW BEND OVER AND GIVE MOMY ANALYou: IM DEAD MOMYYou: PLEASE DONT RAPE MEYou: WHEN I DROP THE SOAPYou: O FUCK IL SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTTHOLYou: EYou: WHILE I WEAR MY ROBE AND WIZARD HATStranger: THAT'S HOW I LIKE ITYou: YEAH ALL AHRDStranger: WHILE I TAKE OUT MY DICK TO FIGHT THE CYBER DRAGONYou: WE ALREADY DID FUCKKKKKStranger: And it alll come full circleYou: TIME PARADOXStranger: THIS IS THE BEST DAMN CHAT EVERYou: THANK YOUStranger: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOStranger: YOU'RE WELCOMEStranger: SO,DID YOU COME FROM SOMEWHERE TO THIS SITE?You: YEASStranger: WHERE?You: NEWSCHOOLERSYou: WERE AN ELITE FORCE OF ASSASINSStranger: NEVER HEARD OF ITYou: OYou: WELL THATS PROBABLY CAUSE ITS ELITEStranger: ELITEZStranger: BUT NEW I HAVE HEARD OF ITStranger: AM I ELITE?You: MAYBEYou: YOU DID FUCK MY SKULL PRETTY GOODYou: YEA WHY NOYou: TStranger: THANKS BROYou: RIBBON OF HONOR BROHAStranger: THANKS BROYou: ANY TIME BORYou: *BROStranger: WANT TO HAVE AWESOME BRO SEX? IT WIL MAKE YOU A MAN.Stranger: OR NOTYou: HAD IT BEFOREYou: WITH THE EPITIMY OF ALL BROSYou: T-WALLSICHYou: YOUTUBE TOM WALLISHCStranger: LE GRASP!You: THEN YOULL UNDERSTANDStranger: YOU ARE A GOD AMONG BROSYou: YEA I NO HE DEEP THROATED MY STRAP ONYou: AND THEN MY REAL PENISYou have disconnected.
 
You: yoStranger: hot or notYou: hotStranger: g?You: yessStranger: niceYou: guy i assume?Stranger: yepYou: asl?Stranger: 19Stranger: mStranger: pittsburgh paStranger: you?You: almost 19 (november 8th)You: fYou: massYou: i go to uvm thoStranger: sweet.You: you in college?Stranger: yepStranger: pittYou: coolYou: you hot?Stranger: hell yeahYou: can you send pics on here?Stranger: i thinkYou: k gimme a secStranger: okYou: hmmYou: i cant get it to workStranger: ill tryStranger: i guess you cantStranger: what do you look like?You: blondeYou: athleticYou: like 5'5"You: about 200 lbsStranger: brunetteStranger: athleticStranger: like 5' 10'Stranger: like 180 poundsYou: you sound like my kind of guyStranger: haha :)Stranger: you dont sound so bad yourselfYou: thanks ;)You: oh jeeze!You: i said 200 lbsYou: i ment 100You: lolStranger: well i figured that if your athletic and 5'' 5'Stranger: hahaStranger: whats your name?You: michelleStranger: I'm JeremyYou: nice to meet you jeremyStranger: nice to meet you michelleYou: how do you like pitt?Stranger: well im actually only taking a few classes thereStranger: but i like itYou: are you down to cyber?Stranger: like...You: you knowYou: ...like cyber fuckingYou: jeremy?Stranger: sureStranger: ya lets goYou: okYou: so i put on my robe and wizard hatStranger: ohh yaaYou: now its your turnYou: what are you gonna do?Stranger: im gonna rip that robe off youYou: ooohYou: fiestyYou: luckily i have on my chastity beltStranger: damn your hotStranger: fuck that its comming offYou: its gonna take some effort on your partYou: maybe if you peed in my butt...Stranger: is that what you wantYou: oh yeaYou: quickYou: whip out that big cockYou: cmon im losing itYou: alright jeremy im out of here
 
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: do you know how to get to chads from the bottom of alta?Stranger: yesYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: heeey

Stranger: girl

You: are you?

Stranger: no

Stranger: are you?

You: me neither, disapointed? :P

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i lied

Stranger: im a girl

You: kk :)

You: really? you know who i am?

Stranger: nopee

Stranger: who? :o

You: i´m the master of the fucking universe!!

 
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Stranger: hi

You: touch my nips

Stranger: ok

You: theyre really hard

Stranger: good

Stranger: m/f

You: male

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Stranger: hi

You: NS??

Stranger: wtf is that

You: chads gap

Stranger: shut up

You: touch my nips

Stranger: ok

You: theyre really hard

Stranger: good

Stranger: m/f

You: male

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: i'm horny as fuck

Stranger: boy or girl

You: boy

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 19

Stranger: well im only 17...is that too young for you?

You: thats perfect

You: i like the younger girls

Stranger: good....well what do you look like

You: i'm tall and blond with green eyes

You: what about you

Stranger: im 5'2 lond dark brown hair, slender, and light brown eyes

You: i love brunettes

Stranger: good...

You: would you like to e-fuck

Stranger: hmm i cant right now....but i bet my talking could help you...

You: lets try that out. :)

Stranger: ok well are you single?

You: for about 7 weeks i have been

Stranger: ok sooo why are you sooo horny?...what are you thinking about?

You: a tight wet pussy

Stranger: hmmm what would you want to do to me if that was my tight wet pussy?

You: i'd love to massage it with my palm and flick it with my tongue while rubbing your legs up and down

Stranger: mmmm baby your making me sooooo horny...do you wanna hear what i would do to you?

You: yes yes yes

You: give it to me hard

Stranger: well first tell me what your wearing right now...

You: just shorts and no shirt

Stranger: ok

well first we would make out for hours...and soon i would slowly take

your boxers down with my teeth and give you the best blow job youve

ever gotten...and right before you explode in my mouth i would thrust

your cock as deep inside me as possible

You: mmm, i'm not done, i want more

Stranger: well what do you want me to do to you right now?

You: i'd

carress your breasts, suck on your rock hard tit and kiss your neck all

over and move down to your pulsing chest... your breathing hard, as i

lick down your stomach i put my fingers in your pussy, how does that

feel?

You: i move them in an out while squeezing your boobs lightly together and sucking on your tits

Stranger: wow that sounds amazing...i wish you were in my bed with me right now...

Stranger: now i have to finish myself off

You: no you don't

Stranger: yes i do...

You: i

thrust my rock hard dick into your throbbing pussy and move it in hard

and pull it out and go back in, harder, and harder in hard, your

muscles clench and you gasp for air

You: your whole body shakes and you lay still

You: you breath hard, trying to regain your breath

Stranger: wow...if i asked for more would you give it to me?

You: all night long

You: but first what else would you do to me?

Stranger: well

i would first work my way down your body lightly kissing and sucking at

your sensitive body parts...then i would tease you by lightly kissing

each of your balls slowly and kiss just the tip of your erection...

Stranger: after

i did that i would massage your balls in my hands while i lightly

kissed up and down your thighs until you are so hard your begging for

my mouth on you

You: give it fucking to me

You: my dick is throbbing for a sucking

Stranger: well i bet if i was there that wouldnt be a problem...you would have already been in my mouth by now

You: mm, how would you go about sucking my fat cock

Stranger: hmmm

well im a little tease so first i would cover that cock with little

kisses and right when your at your breaking point i would take all of

you into my mouth...lightly scraping you with my teeth and then you

would cum all in my mouth and i would swallow you all up

Stranger: hows that?

You: then i pull out my robe and wizards hat

Stranger: what?

You: i cast my spell and consult in Jah to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: ummm i dont think i really understand this...it sounds really weird

You: then i smack my dick down and urinate in your butt

Stranger: hmmm ive never done that before

You: then i go down on you and bang you like a hammer

Stranger: mmm that sounds like exactly what i need at the moment

You: I take out my hammer and cum all over your face

Stranger: mmm do you like it when girls swallow?

You: all of it, slurp slurp slurp, like spaghetti

Stranger: hmmm well i bet your better than any spaghetti that i have ever had

You: you know it

You: it tastes like a sticky white chocolate

Stranger: mmm....did i do a good job at talking dirty to you?

You: we just getting warmed up

Stranger: really....well what else do you wanna do to me?

You: i give you some glasses

You: they fall of your face onto the groud in front of you

You: as you bend over i grab your fine ass and jam my dick into your pussy

You: i can't control myself, i take a tub of lube and get hyphy all over your ass

You: i glide in and out effortlessly, no friction, i feel like we are one

You: you moan, and cry out in a feeling of incredible feeling,

You: your body orgasms not once but twice

You: you squirt all over the floor

You: you roll on your back eyes clenched in amazingness

You: the warmth of my hand are rubbing your rock hard breast

You: my dick is still in your clit, i pulse in and out harder and harder

You: your body is squirming uncontrollably, you can't handle the pleasure

You: you cry out louder than you ever have before

Stranger: mmm wow no one has ever talked to me like that before...

Stranger: have you ever done that to someone before?

You: do you want to know

Stranger: yeah

You: never, i wish i could to you

Stranger: me too....do you think i would be sexy?

You: if you think your sexy then i trust you, remember i have magical powers from my robe and wizards hat

Stranger: oooo really

You: jea

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Chad

Stranger: well im emily

You: Well chad has your gap to fill, i hope i don't come up short,

Stranger: what do you mean my gap to fill?

You: your hole with my wang

Stranger: ooo ok...sorry i was lost...do you like to roleplay?

You: yesssss

You: I play the sorcerer, i put on my robe and wizards hat

You: my dick just exploded, i have to go the hospital. Peace

Stranger: what?

 
you: hi!stranger: hellostranger: how are you?you: whitestranger: koolyou: o so ur black?disconnected
conversation i had today that i rememberedi laughed so hard
 
Stranger: I like to take pictures of ladies making toilet

You: thats different

Stranger: do you like to make toilet

You: yup

Stranger: damn you

Stranger: I was on a 4 kill streak

You: c-c-c-c-combo breaker

You: lulz

 
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