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Stranger: sup slut

You: How do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: i walked

You: no way?

Stranger: sometimes i use skins if theres to much snow

You: NS???

You: haha

Stranger: im getting snowshoes for this winter though

Stranger: i hope they dont blow it up again

You: me either

You: i broke my ankles on it once

Stranger: switch 9 mute?

You: yupp

You: i came up about 3 feet short

You: newschoolers?

Stranger: i ski board

You: i snow blade

Stranger: salomons

Stranger: phat

You: nice

You: jib?

Stranger: whats your member number

You: can you do a backflip?

You: idk

Stranger: i can do any flip

You: but my username is mackcamp

You: urs?

Stranger: its a secret

Stranger: i dont like the new site

You: user #

You: 120514

You: i do

Stranger: noob

Stranger: lolz

You: its a lot easier once you figure it out

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You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: YOU HAVE ASKED ME THIS A MILLION TIMES BYE

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Stranger: come into my humble abode.You: alrightYou: *steps into said abode*You: "nice place you got here" i sayStranger: i say, "thanks, we're remodling."You: "I like what you are doing," i reply, "the granite really matches the walls. what color paint is this?"Stranger: i exclaim "oh, thank you! it's mauve-eggplant."You: "Ew, i hate eggplant"
 
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Stranger: heyyy

You: How do you get to chads from the botom of alta

Stranger: no idea

You: m or f

Stranger: f

Stranger: ü?

You: m

You: 20 y/o from NY

Stranger: i'm 18

Stranger: so, do yo ask that to avoid the morons here?

You: haha no I'm trying to find fellow newschoolers

Stranger: ah

Stranger: i somtimes just say smth weird in the beginning to avoid the lame pople who dont want to chat anyway

You: I think its mad funny when you say something and they immediately disconnect

You: like... whats the point

Stranger: lol yeah

Stranger: some even go: hey, whats up? and then dosconnect the next second

You: haha right

You: it like... thanks for that

Stranger: lol

You: where are you from

Stranger: i'm kristin btw

Stranger: norway

You: This website does make me lose some faith in the intelligence of mankind

Stranger: well, i'm indonesian, reallyy but adopted when i was little

You: Wow cool. My name is Dan.

Stranger: hey dan

Stranger: do you have a picture?

You: my ex gf's name is kristin lol

You: yeah I do

Stranger: hahaha, cool. what are the odds

You: I know right

Stranger: ok, can i see? and just to be clear, i'm just interested in what yo look like. i dont want some pervy pic

Stranger: lol

You: haha yeah one sec let me upload one to tinypic

Stranger: ok. meanwhile, here is me

Stranger:
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You: I don't even have any pervy pics anyway lol

You: damn girl

You: you're hot

Stranger: hahaha, thank you

You: gimme one sec I'll send you one

You: brb

Stranger: ok

You: aorry this is taking so long I'm on my old laptop and its a POS

Stranger: its allright

You:http://tinypic.com/r/2it31mr/4

You: there

Stranger: oh youre pretty handsome. :)

You: thank you

You: I have more if you want

Stranger: i think this is a better one of me. better lighting

Stranger:
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Stranger: sure

You: you have really beautiful eyes, not gonna lie

Stranger: aww, thank you. youre too sweet

Stranger: where do you live?

You: in upstate NY

Stranger: ah. is winter coming there too?

You: Yeah I can't wait

You: super stoked

Stranger: ah, i cant wait for it to be over

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: i'm more of a summer person

You:http://tinypic.com/r/2zs1x7p/4

You: I'm a ski bum so I'm really excited to get some snow

Stranger: cool outfit. i like your style. :)

Stranger: haha, i'm more of a beach person

Stranger: was in spain this summer. that was great

Stranger: two weeks of hanging out on the beach topless, just a thong and a smile. lol i love how free they are there

You: hahaha that sounds like a great time to me

You: I'd love to go to europe sometime

Stranger: you should. i could take you to the beach. you'd like it

You: I've been all over the states and canada (well the east coast at least)

You: europe is probably sooo different

Stranger: besides, i'd need someone to rub suntan oil on my back. :)

You: haha I would lvoe to do that for you

Stranger: haha, good. are you good at massages?

You: I've been told I am

Stranger: oh nice. I'd have you do my legs and butt too then. ;)

You: I've also been told that I'mpretty good with my tongue too

You: :^P

Stranger: lol

You: So what part of norway are you from

Stranger: trondheim

You: Do you get a lot of snow there or are you too close to the ocean

Stranger: haha, were both close to the ocean and get snow

Stranger: its pretty cold in my room now in fact

Stranger: wouldnt mind someone to snuggle up to right now

You: Whats the temperature outside

You: its like 35-40 right now over here

Stranger: probably around 5 C

You: yeah basically teh same

You: haha its stupid how we do things so different here than the rest of the world

You: the metric system is so much better too haha

Stranger: haha

Stranger: do you thin kyou would have minded to put your arms around me and keep me warm?

You: I would love to do that

You: Nothing would make me happier right now actually

Stranger: that would feel really good right now

You: I love snuggling with a pretty girl on a cold winter night

Stranger: i'd cuddle my face into your neck and stroke your chest

You: Ooo

that would be great... I would slowly caress your breast and stomach

while we are snuggling... a fire would be nice too, just to set the mood

Stranger: mmmm... yeah a fire would be nice

You: I could lie next to you for hours and just look into your eyes

You: there is something about them

Stranger: awwwwww

You: they are just so alluring

Stranger: i'd stroke the back of your nck while looking into your eyes :)

You: That is one of the sexiest things a girl can have, consider yourself lucky

You: While you are stroking my neck I would slowly move in for a kiss, still looking into your eyes.

Stranger: i think a nice smile is really sexy. and it looks like you have one

Stranger: i'd part my lips slightly

You: I would start off slow, and then gently slip some tongue... I can feel your body tense up as we are kissing

Stranger: mmmmm.... i'd gently circle the tip of your tongue with mine

You: I would slowy take off your shirt and caress stomach... I reach around and unhook yoru bra (after some fumbling probably lol)

Stranger: awww. lol

Stranger: my breasts arent very big, but they are nice and firm

You: big boobs are overrated, I'll take small/ medium ones anyday over big ones because the smaller ones always have better shape

Stranger: :)

Stranger: would you caress them?

Stranger: they are so sensitive

You: How

could I not! After all that work trying to get that damn bra off. I'd

rub your nipples with my hands and then start licking and sucking on

them, flicking the tip of your nipple with my tongue gently

Stranger: ohhhhhh.... that would be so nice

Stranger: i'd pull away from you and go on my hands and knees in front of you, telling you to pull my skirt off

Stranger: (i like showing off my butt. IMO, its my best feature)

You: I love a girl with a nice butt

You: If a girl has a nice butt she's almost always in good shape

Stranger: i train aerobics three times a week. :)

Stranger: its very round and firm

Stranger: with smooth soft skin, like silk

You: I'd take your skirt off and give your firm, round ass a nice slap. Not too hard, but enough to make it jiggle :^)

Stranger: ooh

Stranger: i'd tell you to caress it

Stranger: and i'd wiggle it slowly under your hands

Stranger: loving your touch

You: I'd roll you over and take off your panties... you are now completely naked, you look even more beautiful

Stranger: you'd see i'm all clean shaved

Stranger: btw, i just took my t shirt and thong off...

You: I

lean toward you and start kissing you again... still caressing your

breasts. You can feel my rock hard erection on your leg through my pants

Stranger: mmmm... my hands would be fumbling for it

Stranger: i'd struggle a bit, but i'd get your pants undone

You: its big too :-)

Stranger: i tell you to lay on yor back

Stranger: and i pull your pants all the way off

Stranger: and i kiss and lick my way up your inner thighs

You: oh my god.... you can feel my body tremble in anticipation

Stranger: until i get all the way up, where i pause for a few seconds, my face right next to it. you can feel my breath on your crotch

Stranger: before i finally lick your balls

You: We make eye contact and for that brief second we both know exactly what the other person is thinking

You: your tongue feels so soft and smooth

Stranger: i lick your balls all over, taking them into my mouth and sucking lightly

Stranger: then i lick my way up the shaft

Stranger: playing with the head with my tongue

You: [I just took my pants off too btw]

Stranger: oooh

Stranger: naughty

Stranger: do you still have my picture up?

You: I do I flip back from time to time

Stranger: i want you to look at it and imagine your dick sliding into my mouth

You: I wish we didnt have to do this over the internet

Stranger: while my fingers gently caress your balls

You: I am so hard right now, my dick throbbing in your mouth

Stranger: and i start sucking it, up and down in a steady rythm, sometimes pausing to lick the head

You: can you deepthroat?

Stranger: not really

You: haha well at least you're honest

Stranger: lol

Stranger: my fingers tickle your balls and that sensitive place between your balls and your butt

Stranger: do you like that?

You: yeah I'm very open sexually

Stranger: strong and open minded. i like that

You: I

push you away and bend you over, you are now on your hands and knees

again... I stop for a moment and stare at your amazing ass

Stranger: mmmmm. i wiggle it slowly for yo

You: I get down on my knees behind you and start licking your pussy... it is already quite wet

Stranger: its dripping

You: I focus my attention on your clit and slip one, then two fingers in your pussy

Stranger: ooooohhhh i love that

You: while still fingering you I rim your asshole, gently making circles around it with my tongue and flicking it back and forth

Stranger: oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: youre so dirty.....

Stranger: i love it

You: I

start to be a little more forceful with my actions.... I then lean

forward and whisper in your ear... "I want to fuck you" You can feel my

hard cock rubbing against your ass as I lean forward

Stranger: put it in, please......

Stranger: but be careful

Stranger: youre big and i'm tiny

Stranger: you felt eith your fingers that i'm really tight

You: do you want to see it?

You: I'll send you a pic if you want

Stranger: no thank you. i prefer to imagine

Stranger: :)

You: I rub my penis on your pussy teasing you

Stranger: oh god...

You: I stick it in partways... you werent kidding when you said you were tight

You: I have to really try hard to get it in

Stranger: mmmm..... i push gently against you to help it in, slowly

You: you

are nice and wet so it goes in no problem... I slowly thrust back and

forth, feeling you loosen up slighty, but your pussy is still holding

my cock tightly

Stranger: mmmm.... i reach my hand back between my legs, and my fongers gently tease your balls

You: oo that feels so good

Stranger: yeah? how do you like it? gentle with the fingertips, tickling them?

You: oo yes please

Stranger: then i do, tickle, tickle, tickle your balls. caressing them lovingly

You: I

pull out of your pussy and grab your ass cheek with my hands, spreading

them apart. I give your asshole one more quick lick and then I slowly

slide my cock in there

Stranger: omg, wait!!!

Stranger: use your fingers first

Stranger: it needs to be warmed up

You: haha ok ok

You: I slip my middle finger in there and slowly slide it back and forth... does this feel ok

Stranger: oh yes....

Stranger: now another

You: oh no problem

You: your ass is so tight and beautiful

You: with my other hand I finger your pussy

Stranger: mmmmmm

Stranger: go on, twist your fingers inside, to warm me up

You: mm you dont have to tell me twice

Stranger: btw, just so you know.....

You: I twist your fingers inside your ass and push them back and forth

Stranger: right now i am lying on my stomach in front of the laptop with my vibrator sticking out of my butt...

You: omg that is so hot

Stranger: when you talked about licking it, i couldnt resist

You: I'm not gonna lie, I enjoy playing with my ass too sometimes

Stranger: i can fel it vibrating.... i push it in as far as it will go, and it starsts slowly worling it way out again as i type

Stranger: there i pushed it back in again

Stranger: mmmmm tingly

Stranger: hahaha

You: omg why arent you right here

You: I wish that were my throbbing cock

Stranger: hmmmm... maybe i could play with your ass too?

You: I thought you would never ask :^P

Stranger: hang on

Stranger: dildo slipped all the way out. cant have that

Stranger: lol

You: oh god forbid

Stranger: hmmmm.... would you be on your hands and knees for me?

Stranger: so i could lick it?

You: You can do whatever you want

Stranger: no, i want youon your back so i cal look you in the eyes

Stranger: i lick your balls again, and slowly work my way down

Stranger: until my tongue reaches your little hole

Stranger: the tip circles it, teases it

You: oh my god I love that

You: most girls wont even go there

Stranger: i'm open to new thnings

Stranger: ;)

You: I shave too btw

Stranger: oioooh, nice

You: and I keep it very clean just in case

Stranger: i lick it a bit harder

Stranger: making sure to play with your cock and balls with my hand

Stranger: as my tongue licks harder and faster

You: mm

You: put your fingers in

Stranger: i dip my fingers in my pussy first, to make sure they are slippery

Stranger: then i suck your cock, while my middle finger rubs circles areound your hole

You: oh yes

You: fuck me with a strap on

Stranger: first i slip my finger inside you. i want to feel yout tighten around it

Stranger: and i push it in as deep as i can, to play with your g spot while i suck you

You: you feel my asshole clench around your finger

Stranger: mmmm.. i push it in and out a few times

Stranger: then inserts another finger

Stranger: to get you ready

You: oo iam

Stranger: then i put on the strap on

You: how big is it?

Stranger: how big do you want it? i have a selection

You: medium

Stranger: ok

Stranger: still on your back, i lubricate the dildo, and slowly but firmly push it against your hole

Stranger: i look into your eyes as i push it inside

You: oo I love that

Stranger: then as i push it all the way in, i kiss you

You: your breath is so hot...

You: I feel your heart beating

Stranger: we kiss passionatly as i start thristing

Stranger: my hand finding your cock so i can stroke it while fucking you

You: Good thinking

You: this feels so good

You: the combination or you stimulating my prostate and jerking me off is going to make me come

Stranger: then i thrust deep inside and stay there for a few seconds

Stranger: while i switch on the vibration of the strapon

You: That brings me over the top

You: I am overjoyed with pleasure right now

Stranger: i start thrusting again, while stroking your cock

You: I push you away and tel you to get on your knees.... I stroke my cock and come all over your face and breautiful breasts

Stranger: mmmmmmm

You: (I just came in real life too)

Stranger: oh wow

You: you really are beautiful

You: I keep looking back at your picture

Stranger: mmmm.. tell me more. i'm about to cum too

You: ok... I push you onto your back and lick your clit, while fingering you with 2 fingers

You: I reach my fingers forward and stimulate your g spot

Stranger: oohhhh

Stranger: that did it baby

You: most girls like that :^P

Stranger: wow

Stranger: that was great

Stranger: lol

You: thanks I enjoyed it too

Stranger: haha, i know

You: do you have AIM or yahoo chat?

Stranger: sorry i never give my details to people here

You: thats cool

You: I understand

Stranger: this was great though

Stranger: i wasnt lying about the dildo in my butt either. ;)

You: do you have ay other pictures I can see?

You: or was that it

Stranger: those are the only ones sorry

You: I would love to meet you i real life... from talking to you I feel like you really know how to fuck

Stranger: haha, well tbh, i was making the anal stuff up as i went along. never did it with a boy

You: neither have I

Stranger: so its just a fantasy? you never had a strapon there?

You: no I never had

Stranger: how about a girls tongue or finger?

You: yeah

You: both

Stranger: cool

You: that is the hottest thing ever

You: most girls feel like its too dirty to do

Stranger: i like it too. i've only ever done that with a girl though

You: ooo :^P

Stranger: haha, yeah i have a friend that i have experimented with since we were 15

You: haha nothing wrong with that

Stranger: absolutely not

You: I think its different with guys though

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: but yeah my friends tongue and finger in my ass? love it

You: its an often overlooked area

Stranger: yeah most people are too squemish about it

You: if its hairy or dirty I stay away though haha

Stranger: well yeha

Stranger: lol, that was crazy. fucking you with a strapon

You: haha

Stranger: i would try it though. lol

You: so I have to ask... is english your first language?

You: I would too with the righ girl

Stranger: no. just my best subject

Stranger: lol

You: I would have never been able to tell

Stranger: really?

You: no it seems totally fine

Stranger: cool

You: mine isnt perfect

You: nobodies is

Stranger: yeha

You: there are so many different slang things

You: and like there their and they're

You: and other stupid stuff

You: It seems like it would be a hard language to learn

Stranger: i thnk its easy

Stranger: but ow i have to go

Stranger: have to clean up

Stranger: lol

You: haha good talking to you kristin

Stranger: you too

Stranger: xxxxx

 
haha the best when u pretend to be female

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Stranger: heyy

You: yo

Stranger: m/f?

You: F

You: u?

Stranger: same =]

You: wooooaaaaaaa

You: crazy

Stranger: haha, yeah, I think we might be the only two girls on here

Stranger: where ya from!

You: Canada u?

Stranger: I'm in new jersey myself

Stranger: watcha up to tonight?

You: i dunno maybe watch the hills, clean some dishes u know the usual stuff

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You: chadYou: 's gapStranger: i know that placeYou: no way???You: how do i get to it from the bottom of alta?Stranger: first you make left from the gap, then you hit your second right. go down that road for about a mile, then turn left to merge onto the highway. hit up exit 17A and it dumps you right in front of altaStranger: :DStranger: dont facepalm me againYou: but someone told me ski patrol blew that sjit upStranger: im pretty sure i just talked to youStranger: hahaStranger: and you facepalmed meYou: haha omg really?You: that wasnt me though :(Stranger: yea i said the exact same thingStranger: i dont believe youYou: hah i just got onStranger: how could two different people be looking for the same thingYou: Its a mysteryStranger: i refuse to believe thatStranger: lolYou: ok.... whateverStranger: do you have a friend doing the same thing?You: something like thatStranger: well i just talked to themYou: awesomeStranger: i have no idea what where alta isStranger: i assume a cityStranger: but i have no ideaYou: .....Stranger: sorry i couldnt helpYou: its coolYou: *facepalm*You: jkYou: but reallyStranger: wtfStranger: you had meStranger: hahaStranger: you should run with itYou: will doStranger: can you at least tell me what those two place areStranger: so i can help the next person that asks?You: hah okYou: if they ask how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of altaYou: just say ski patrol blew that upYou: and they will love youStranger: but....Stranger: i....Stranger: dont understand....You: and you never will...Stranger: bummerStranger: ill tell them that thenYou: goodStranger: see you later thanYou: aightYou: laterStranger: *FACEPALM*Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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Stranger: chads gap?

You: omg ns!!!!

You: NS!!!

You: 2nd today!

Stranger: so do you think i can do a switch kang?

You: i dunno man if you stay away from the switch 9 u should be good

Stranger: im not sure if i have the right momentum though

You: dont do like tanner

Stranger: nahhhh

Stranger: you post it

Stranger: im to lazy

You: hahaha

You: whats ur username?

Stranger: wkcthird

You: oh sick haha saw ur post

Stranger: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You: im IronlaK\

Stranger: oh niceee

You: without the \

Stranger: i saw yours

You: nice!

You: lol

You: i love that thread

Stranger: 10/10 for you

Stranger: aiiight

You: woaaahh thanks man same!

Stranger: im gonna go hunt for more

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hahaha this shit is gold!
 
O I'm serious. It takes some patience, but is fun. I'm there right now. You'll get a normal-ish person about every 20 tries or so
 
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
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You: and then maybe if chads gap is real

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that happened me to last night!

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not really sure what to make of that. she typed like a chick (don't ask, just a feeling i got, you know you'd recognize it) and had a legit backstory, AND it didn't take her a few minutes to respond to even the most simple questions.

but i'm still pessimistic, and believe that she's probably really a man
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: do u know how to get to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta?Stranger: i dont have much timeStranger: i am youStranger: from the futureStranger: i hve to warn youYou: whats wrong with uStranger: dont go to chads gapStranger: dontStranger: you will dieStranger: please listenYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: How do you get to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta?Stranger: SKI PATROL BLEW THAT SHIT UP DUDE!Stranger: haha
 
Not creative but fun anyways.
You: I'm hornyStranger: omg me twoYou: NO WAIYou: Are you a dirty boy?Stranger: yeah!!You: SICK!You: I'm the sexiest gurlll youll ever seeeeeStranger: NICE ;)You: Then I pull out my dick and slap the fuck out of youYou: HahahahahaStranger: LOLStranger: nice one (Y)You: Thanks budYou: You know how to get to Chad's from the bottom of Alta?Stranger: nopeStranger: map?Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: hey there

You: guy or girl?

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You: okay.

is it wrong for me to still hook up with my ex girlfriend when i've

moved on? we're still best friends though. is that messed up too?

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You: thanks. whats up?

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Stranger: you?

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are you waiting for them to go to be? haha. Nothing, waiting for my mom

to get home so I can make her dinner, listening to music.

Stranger: so me and my brother can fool around without them knowing

You: That's fuckin weird. Will he pee in your butt?

Stranger: no thats just gross

You: ah.

You: Well does he atleast bang you like a hammer?

Stranger: we dont fuck

Stranger: we make love

Stranger: and im trying to get pregnant

You: that is going to be one fucked UP baby

You: i bet it'll turn into a little mutant and eat your poop

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hey kiddoStranger: nsYou: YES
You: newschoolers ftwStranger: lolYou: who are youStranger: you probably saw my vidsStranger: secYou: username?You: I am obvious_TROLLStranger:
: I'm ski201Stranger: I was billyjean before i got bannedStranger: So wats up obvious_trollYou: I have never heard of you ar your videosYou: but that video is fucking retardedYou: Why did you get bannedStranger: lolYou: ?Stranger: oh I posted my videos to muchYou: they should have IP banned your assStranger: lolYou: that video isn;t funny at allYou: kids like you ruin NSGStranger: i fuckin love mjYou: keep it in your pantsYou: just because you do doesnt mean anyody... caresStranger: whyStranger: yeah thats why i post in non skierStranger: No because you don't nobody does......You: go to schoolYou: that sentence makes no senseYou: what are you 12?You: you need to grow upStranger: anyway im going skiing snowing at my place!Stranger: im 15Stranger: yoYou: I dont give a fuckStranger: jealous?You: you're retardedYou: I dont care if its snowing thereYou: at least I'm not a sumbass 15 year old with a chub for MJYou: did you suck his dick when he was still aliveStranger: yeah but at least im going skiing tonight and you arentStranger: i wish i couldYou: you are a fucking trollYou have disconnected.
 
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You: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: no dude ski patrol blew it up
Stranger: you cant get there no more
You: no way
You: ns?
Stranger: yeah dude ask my nigga t hall
You: SICK
You: two in a row dude
You: we are taking over the web
 
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of altaStranger: you asked me this question yesterdayYou: noStranger: boring oneYou: theres many of usYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: ass bang

Stranger: im gonna have to say no

You: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

Stranger: well now its not a surprise, i know about it

You: do you know how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: last person asked me that to

Stranger: is that like runescape or somethin?

You: no

it is just a bunch of faggot skiers who pretend to be snowboarders, i

was talking to a guy and he asked me that and told me what it meant

Stranger: oh wow

Stranger: just kinda la,e

Stranger: lame

You: ya skiing is gay. do you board?

Stranger: nah, i long board tho

Stranger: and skateboard normal to

Stranger: no snow for me

You: ya dawg i skate and board. i can almost land an ollie like an inch off the grounf

You: *ground

Stranger: ohhhh, u just start skatin?

You: no, like 5 years

You: why? am i not very good?

Stranger: hah i can tell when someones fuckin with me

Stranger: even online

Stranger: so wat tricks u got?

You: i already told you....

You: i already told you.....

Stranger: oh...

You: jk i can ollie like half a deck and cab 9 a mega ramp

Stranger: yea i figured

Stranger: i just started up like last summer

You: and on my board i can 180. i am sponsered by Burton, my favourite model is The Hyphy Stick

Stranger: but i got kickflips, variels, pop shuv its, nollie flips, ive ollied 6 decks stacked up before

Stranger: and some vert shit

Stranger: oh nice

Stranger: how is it bein sponsored?

Stranger: my 2nd cousin is to, hes a fuckin beast

You: yo

i can ollie half a deck. should i make a sponsor me tape and send it in

to Burton Skateboards, i really like their Hyphy Stick line

Stranger: go for it

You: i love it, just not sure if Burton will sponsor me now that they sponser skiers too

Stranger: oh yea

Stranger: i gots to go, blunts to smoke, shit to do

Stranger: peace

You: omg you are Tom Wallisch!!!!!!!!

Stranger: haha i am not

You: crack is whack motherfucker

Stranger: but fuck yea it is

Stranger: never fuck wit da white shit

You: you are one racist SOB

Stranger: yea but my grandpas black so i think its alrite

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Stranger: heyStranger: Top 5 favorite musical artistsStranger: goYou: prince, maroon 5, nickelback, creed, switchfootStranger: i'm seeing maroon 5Stranger: jealous?You: hahahaha sucks for youYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: heyy

You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

You: hi

Stranger: u already asked me that lol

You: haha no, there are many of us

You: we are all from one site, on a mission to find each other

Stranger: really? wow

 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: mindfreak.....are you ready?You: yesYou: waitYou: noYou: hold onYou: okayStranger: hahahahaStranger: lolStranger: again.......are you ready?You: yesYou: i mean i thinkStranger: okStranger: lets fuckYou: okayYou: i peel off your clothesYou: you suck my hard nipples as my pussy gets wetYou: then you jerk me off using my own diarrhea as lubricationYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Sorry Shawn.Stranger: I AM NOT GAYYou: are you sure?Stranger: YESYou: have you ever had sex with a girlStranger: I JUST SUCKED A DICKStranger: DID NOT LIKE ITYou: huhStranger: I'M STRAIGHTYou: you know i had a group of friendsYou: who thought they could give anyone a bonerStranger: YOU CAN'T GIVE A GIRL A BONERStranger: I JUST BEAT THAT THEORYYou: they just said if they rubbed your dick they you would get a bonerYou: and guess what?You: it worked.You: does that make ME, sean, gay?Stranger: IT WOULD NOT WORK ON MEYou: it wouldYou: they can give ANY guy a bonerStranger: I AM NOT GAYStranger: HEREStranger: RUB MY DICKStranger: AND SEE
 
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You: hi

Stranger: are u f +18?

Stranger: :)

You: yes

Stranger: i feel badly horny

Stranger: and im busy

Stranger: i need to do something

Stranger: can u help me to get rid of it?

Stranger: :(

You: yes

You: go to jizzonline.com

You: and search madelyn marie

You: thats me

You: fuckin queer

Stranger: wait plz

Stranger: you are hot!

You: ya

You: i have a dick too

Stranger: how??

You: im a tranny

You: you as fuck

Stranger: oh

Stranger: ok

 
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Stranger: hi

You: how do you get to chads from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: i have no idea

You: oh, you horn...y?

Stranger: im in school... so no

You: lame.

You: i wanted to fuck you so hard.

Stranger: sorry

You: i put on my robe and wizard hat

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: i proceed to underss you with my magical stick

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Stranger: hows that work?

You: i cast a magical spell over you and fuck your shit up.

Stranger: thats nice

Stranger: im posting this on the internet



NO HOMO
 
i borrowed your idea
Stranger: hey :)..asl?You: 18fUSAYou: uStranger: 18..m..usa..wut state?You: floridaStranger: im from cali..wut r u doin?You: just watchin the hills and doing dishesYou: u?Stranger: sitting here..horny and loneyYou: i bet you're a real cool personYou: and have a lot of friendsStranger: kinda..well its like 5guys wit meStranger: they r all friendsYou: so you're horny and lonely eh?You: but you have 5 guys with youStranger: well..i said they r guysYou: i call shenanigansYou: you're probably alone right nowStranger: haha..if i was alone wld u give me a show on web cam?You: hah so you are aloneStranger: depends..is tht a yes or a no?You: well i have to iron shirtsYou: :(Stranger: u can do tht afterYou: so i'll only do it if you're a cool guy and have lots of friends and are really smooth with the ladiesStranger: lol..well i have 3 gfs :)..im tht smooth :)
You: so why don't they give you webcam shows?You: you actually know themStranger: they r all grounded for it alrdyYou: 3 is not that manyYou: are you sure you don't have more?Stranger: im positive..i live in a town wit 90 ppl its pretty hard to do tht lolYou: oh and they're all your friends right?Stranger: no..not all of them..sum r old..and sum r bitchesYou: ohYou: okYou: fair enoughStranger: so u gunna give me a show?You: like the hills?You: because that's my favoritStranger: no like u masterbaitingStranger: cuz thts my favYou: i'm kinda fatYou: just to warn youStranger: how fat??You: i once ate a whole cake by myselfYou: but does it matter if i'm fat? would you be judging me by that?Stranger: no..i wld b judging u by how good u masterbait and how good ur pussy looksYou: well it looks fantasticYou: if you can see itStranger: prove itYou: prove it?You: first prove that you have 3 girlfriendsStranger: bethany..hannah..rachealYou: and that you're a handsome, cool guy, with 5 of his bros hanging out who isn't lonelyStranger: how can i prove tht?..they r all watching to c if i can get u to stripYou: show me on webcamYou: firstYou: then i'll turn mine on and show youStranger: i dont have a web cam cuz im poorStranger: r u actually fat?Stranger: cuz i dont wna c no fat pussyYou: noStranger: ok coolYou: but why would it matter if i was?Stranger: cuz u wld b toooooooo much cussionStranger: for the pushinYou: why do you want me to masturbate in front of a camera?Stranger: cuz its hotYou: are you a lonely person?Stranger: r u gunna give me a show?..cuz if not imma go get another girlYou: i'm thinking about itYou: but i gotta cook firstStranger: fuck thisYou: no wiatYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
well that didnt last long...

Stranger: hello r u a horny bi guy?

You: no

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: 18m

Stranger: =)

You: 21 f Yangshuo China

You: 0_o

Stranger: nice

Stranger: im from brazil

Stranger: so

You: They dont look kindly upon omegle here.

Stranger: how are you?

You: im good

Stranger: another bored day?

You: sort of,

Stranger: humm

You: its getting late here in serbia

Stranger: nice

You: I know ;)

Stranger: im just one more 18 years old guy...in the college...and training boxing

Stranger: thats it ^^

You: Well i will probaly go for a kayak ride later in the kongo

Stranger: nice

You: ;)

Stranger: wanna do a webcam chat?

You: Sorry i dont own one ;)

Stranger: without the perv stuff

You: Economy is too poor here in brittian

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you kidding me

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I changed locations. He didnt notice....
 
I'm putting this is bold because everybody needs to read it. This is only the ass end of the conversation but its all you need to hear.

Stranger: Let's start all over again babe.

Stranger: I`mma FK you first.

You: lol ok

Stranger: nah cmon

Stranger: i srsly need to get super hott.

You: ok

Stranger: You do itt.

You: first I'd start by rubbing your earlobe

You: and then i;d slowly start down your body

You: until I got all the way to your feet

You: I'd separate your toes and lick the cheese and lint thats in between them

You: oo that tastes sooo sexy

Stranger: Oh mahn.

Stranger: You're too good for me.

Stranger: I`m lookin at your dick right now. :">

Stranger: It makes me wanna suck it.

You: how can you be looking at ym dick and typing

You: i put on my robe and wizard gown

You: and cast a level 30 spell of eroticism

You: you are now really wet

Stranger: Fuck you.

You: what?

Stranger: I`m damn wet. :|

You: I pull out my double ended 24" dildo and hit you over the head with it

You: you are now bleeding and unconscience

Stranger: make me cry baby.

You: I proceed to fill you vagina up with whipped cream from a can

You: mmm

You: I'm licking it out of you but I'm so full

You: 2 cans is a lot of whipped cream, and I'm on a diet

You: I take the double ended dildo and lube it up with the blood that is still dripping from your head

You: you are still knocked out so you dont care

You: I start feeding it in your ass , but with only a few inches to spare I hit some sort of barrier

You: no worries

You: i push a bit harder and in it goes

Stranger: wtf babe. you know alot.

You: completely engulfed by your anus

Stranger: expert babe !

You: I'm now fucking you in your puss hole

You: whipped cream splattering everywhere with each thrust

You: the room looks like a strawberry shortcake exploded

Stranger: i think like when we go together on a hotel. were gonna fuck forever :">

You: blood and whipped cream specks everywhere

Stranger: i want your dick

You: its in you baby

Stranger: cum inside me babe. :">

You: although its technically not touching you because its surrounded by whipped cream

You: I pull it out and jam it down your throat

You: it is now that you wake up

You: with no recollection of what is happening

You: bloody

You: naked

You: confused

You: just as you try to make sense of all this

You: I drop a firece load in your throat

You: you fuckin love it

Stranger: oh fuck

Stranger: i`m so moaning right now baby

Stranger: fuck me

Stranger: fuck me baby

You: it makes you gag and vomit on me but I dont care

Stranger: 3 fingers baby :">

Stranger: uhh fuck you

Stranger: my tits' bouncing

Stranger: uhhhhh

You: oh yeah i like it like that

You: oh baby

Stranger: mhmm

Stranger: im sucking my fingers right now

Stranger: :">

You: have you cum

Stranger: yes

You: care for some whipped cream?

Stranger: alot babe. :|

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You: hi

Stranger: wanna sit on my dick ; )

You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: idk how

You: are you sure?

Stranger: i dont even know what ur talken about

You: ok

You: i'm just trying to find chad's gap

Stranger: explain

You: it's at the bottom of alta dena

You: my friend tanner told me about it

You: but unfortunately he broke both his ankles there

Stranger: umm i live in Florida sooo idk

You: so the blew it up

You: i'm just trying to find it

You: you have any idea?

Stranger: stop fucking talken and look hot girl

You: girl?

You: hahaha

horny old men hahaha ewwww

 
You: hello

Stranger: HEY HEY :)

You: do u belong to newschoolers?

Stranger: whats tha?

You: nevermind

You: BTW how do you get to Chads Gap from the Bottom Of Alta???

Stranger: ?????

 
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