Http://omegle.com/

You: How do you get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta?Stranger: I dunnoYou: failStranger: I guess you just stick your penis in "chad's gap" or somethingStranger: That seems like the most logical choice
 
fuck yea
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Stranger: asl?

You: 57, male, naked in the library

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Stranger: hi

You: how do you get to chads?

Stranger: get to what?

You: chads gap. its a stunt jump somewhere near alta ski resort

Stranger: oh

Stranger: @.@

You: i put on my robe and wizard hat and use my Level 5 magical mayonnaise to make you physically attracted to me

Stranger: WHAT THE F

Stranger: xD

You: omg, you're tanner hall???

Stranger: tanner what?

You: tanner hall, its when there is a hall with at least 2 people named tanner in it. and their ankles have to be broken

Stranger: hum

Stranger: I have no Idea what's that supposed to mean, but

You: ho ho ho. i am santa claus, don't be afraid to get in my van little boy

Stranger: oh

Stranger: my

 
hahahahaha just met someone on there who got asked the same thing. here is my find lol

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Stranger: prepare for trouble

You: how do u get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: it's you =O

You: what u mean its me

You: i take it other ppl have asked u that

Stranger:https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/main

Stranger: remember?

You: ya its a ski website

Stranger: a few minutes ago

You: what happened a few minutes ago

Stranger: @.@

Stranger: you said to me to go to chile

You: newschoolers.com is a ski website. there is a bunch of ppl from there that are on omegle right now an were trying to find other members from newschoolers on this website then we post our find

Stranger: >.<

Stranger: the guy that i've talked to started the conversation the same way you started

Stranger: anyway

Stranger: bye

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Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyheyyYou: How do you get to Chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: you've got 5 questions to ask me make them worthwhileYou: How do you get to Chads gap from the bottom of alta?You: How do you get to Chads gap from the bottom of alta?You: How do you get to Chads gap from the bottom of alta?You: How do you get to Chads gap from the bottom of alta?You: thereStranger: via my penisStranger: sorry i dont know
 
Stranger: hi

You: how do you get to chads?

Stranger: get to what?

You: chads gap. its a stunt jump somewhere near alta ski resort

Stranger: oh

Stranger: @.@

You: i put on my robe and wizard hat and use my Level 5 magical mayonnaise to make you physically attracted to me

Stranger: WHAT THE F

Stranger: xD

You: omg, you're tanner hall???

Stranger: tanner what?

You: tanner hall, its when there is a hall with at least 2 people named tanner in it. and their ankles have to be broken

Stranger: hum

Stranger: I have no Idea what's that supposed to mean, but

You: ho ho ho. i am santa claus, don't be afraid to get in my van little boy

Stranger: oh

Stranger: my

Stranger: god

You:

Stranger: i'll call pedo bear >: )

You: thats you

You: he is miley cyrus' number one fun

Stranger: lmao at 0:22

You: in case you didn't notice, his ankles broke. shits serious

Stranger: =O

Stranger: omg 4 minutes to launch windows 7 *.*

You:

You:
i made this song, what do you think??

Stranger: pretty good =D

You: jk though, it wasnt me

You: it was hath. he knows how to get to chads

Stranger: his ankles are broken?

Stranger: just kidding

Stranger: YOSHA!

Stranger: windows 7 launched *0*

You: windows 7 is for faggots

You: but not you

Stranger: =OOOO

You: you are not a faggot, go to newschoolers.com and make an account

You: DO IT NOW!!

Stranger: I wish i could go on an competition

Stranger: I wish i could at least see snow x.x

Stranger: there's no snow on my country

You: i only ski in grass

You: what country do you live in? asia

Stranger: Brazil

You: jkjk asia is a continent

You: just go to chile in the summer (winter there?) and shred da righteous powda mon

Stranger: it could be cool =)

Stranger: but

Stranger: still isn't easy to go there

You: nah man it aint

You: but at least you get dem fine braziliian honeys

Stranger: xD

You: lool

 
Stranger: Hi there!

You: HOW DO YOU GET TO CHADS GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA

Stranger: I REMEMBER YOU!

Stranger: TELEPORTATION!

You: FUCK NO BITCH

Stranger: FUCK YEAH

You: NO

Stranger: YEAH

You: NO

Stranger: Fine :(

hahaha this is too fun

 
wow, I finally got someone and they hung up on meStranger: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?You: How do you get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta?
 
You: do you know how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: ya im pretty sure ski patrol blew that shit up after tanner hall broke both of his ankles

You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Stranger: fuck yes

You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

You: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: ya i know right

You: name?

You: its andyju

Stranger: second one in 15 min

Stranger: ohioriderSPK5

You: noice noice

Stranger: love gettin them ppl who say idk but ur the second person to ask me that

Stranger: or some other shit

Stranger: god i love NS

You: haha yesss

great success!!!!
 
You: SPAM!

Stranger: chads gap?

You: SPAM!

You: SPAM!

You: SPAM!

You: SPAM!

You: SPAM!

You: SPAM!

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NOOOOOOOOOO!11!!!1 i was about to turn around and say ski patrol blew it up

who was this?

 
hahahha that was me

You: chads gap?

Stranger: hahah you just asked me that!

You: theres more than one of me.

You have disconnected.

 
You: fuckin chad's gap n shit nyukka

Stranger: yup

You: fo sho

Stranger: sure

You: word

Stranger: obv.

You: truth

Stranger: duh

You: speech

Stranger: done.

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Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: How do you get to Chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: ski patrol blew that shit UPYou: untrueStranger: then how?You: i put on my robe and wizard hat...Stranger: hahahYou: ns?Stranger: whats ns?Stranger: haha jkYou: omg i was gona be like wtf then howd u know that??You: user name?You: ur number 3 for me tonight lolStranger: well I'm a chicka...Stranger: so you can narrow it downYou: ummYou: stilla?You: sugarloaf?Stranger: haha that would be you're lucky day, right?Stranger: but neither of thoseYou: ummYou: skichicky?You: waitStranger: nopeYou: gin?Stranger: yupYou: nuhuhStranger: who dis?You: keep watching nsg and ull find out
theres number 3
 
what the fuck! thats what i've been saying. go steal someone elses intro line, ya bitch or think of your own. ask aglis_a_bitch on that one.
 
Stranger: SOAP

You: chad's gap n shit nyukka

Stranger: true

Stranger: or false

You: truth

Stranger: TRUE!!!! SOAP IS TRUE!!!!

Stranger: CHADS GAP IS A MYTH

Stranger: none have been there

You: t-hall has

Stranger: ooooooh

Stranger: then he is legend

You: yup

Stranger: a legend from the happy gnome tribe of ZANZIBAR

You: perhaps

Stranger: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: MY LEGS!!!!!!

Stranger: THEY ARE BEING EATEN!!!

You: oh shit what happened!

Stranger: BY....

Stranger: pantssssss

You: oh fuck

Stranger: THE PANTS DEVOUR ALL!

 
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You: chads gap?

Stranger: so do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta??

Stranger: fuck ya!!

You: hi andy

You: jib gnar?

Stranger: no actually thats not who i am, i am tanner hall

You: not krob

You: fuck

You: who is you

Stranger: Mr.Bishop

Stranger: lool

You: har har

Stranger: i am just gonna fuck with you now

You: aight

You: andy

Stranger: Aglis_a_bitch??

Stranger: and no i am not andy

You: fuck

Stranger: if you post this i will tell you who i am

You: dddddddddddddddddddddd

You: k

Stranger: i will not stop refreshing the page until this is posted

 
You: hey do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of altaStranger: you have been reported to the FBIIf the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.You: thats sadStranger: u again?Stranger: is this all u do?You: hahaha no this is my first convoStranger: /b/rother?You: haha no there is a ton of us from a site tryng to find eachotherStranger: all being fuckin trolls.. actually kind of irritating.. trollin a trollYou: hahaha yes we are trollsStranger: oh well later on fellow trollYou: haha have fun trollin
hahahahaha
 
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Stranger: what the five fingers say to the face???

You: slap

You: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: :\

Stranger: i think i've met you before.

You: hahahaha

You: you havent met me

Stranger: are you sure.

You: but you have met one of us

Stranger: but like days ago.

Stranger: maybe.

You: we are many

Stranger: can i be part of the many??

You: not until you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: can i has clue plz

You: NS

Stranger: wtf.

You: there is your hint

Stranger: was that a clue/??

Stranger: does that stand for something??

You: put the two together and google search

You: chads gap and NS

Stranger: is that what i put in there??

You: yes

You: you ski

Stranger: nope.

You: damn

You: snowboard

Stranger: nope.

You: do you play any winter sports

Stranger: lol nope.

Stranger: not unless ice fishing counts. ;]

You: so you just pplay video games

Stranger: but i've never done that either.

You: and ice fish

Stranger: lol

Stranger: no i play soccer and i run for fun.

You: like marathon running or usain bolt imma run faster than your car running

Stranger: marathon runnin lol

Stranger: usa in bolt??

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: haha!!

You: i dont know how to spell his fuckin name

You: that one really fast guy

Stranger: lol

Stranger: ok.. haha!!

Stranger: i don't know what your talking about.

Stranger: this is the second time you've confused me.

You: ive never talked to you before

Stranger: i know.

Stranger: i meant earlier.

Stranger: with that question.

You: about chads gap

You: did you google search

Stranger: yeah.

Stranger: all i see is ski stuff.

Stranger: and like a mountain.

You: yeah

Stranger: and then something about blowin up

You: hahahaha

Stranger: and its a conspiracy and what not.

You: yes

Stranger: i'm so confused lol

You: haha

Stranger: what do i say when people ask me that???

You: nothin cause your not part of NS

Stranger: aww.

You: youtube tanner hall chads gap

Stranger: can i at least acknowledge them.

You: no

Stranger: why the fuck not.

Stranger: you guys need to let me in your cult.

Stranger: i wanna be down with the brown!

Stranger: c'mon.

You: because you cannot use the offical greeting because you are not a member

Stranger: man.

You: become a member and then you can use the greeting

Stranger: no fair.

Stranger: how do i become a member???

Stranger: :D

You: its not that hard figure it out for yourself

Stranger: B|

Stranger: your making this really hard for me.

You: no im not

Stranger: are you a girl or a boy??

You: im whatever you want me to be

You: why

Stranger: well i want you to let me in your club.

You: its not my decision

Stranger: then whose is it??

You: lots of people

You: i dont know there names

Stranger: ...

You: over 100,000

Stranger: you are no help.

You: people

Stranger: and tbh your being selfish.'

You: no im not

Stranger: are too.

You: ive given you all the info you need to becom a member all you need to do is conect the dots

You: one last hint

You: NS.com

Stranger: this better be good man. or else i totally give up.

Stranger: i better not type that in and then porn comes up.

Stranger: i'll be so upset.

You: haha like meatspin

You: no porn wont come up

Stranger: well..

Stranger: i'm gonna trust you..

You: you wanted to join the club

Stranger: ok so i see something about animals.

Stranger: wtf.

You: but you have to promise me

Stranger: sure anything.

Stranger: :D

You: that once you join newschoolers.com you will try skiing at least onece in your life

Stranger: omg i so totally will!

Stranger: i'm actually going to utah this december.

You: and if you dont try it this year you will only be a year older when you do

Stranger: i will do it :D

You: awsome

Stranger: is there a secret club for skydivers??

You: no

Stranger: aw..

You: gtg

Stranger: can i make one up??

You: no

Stranger: wtf.

You: im out

Stranger: bye

 
alright im kinda disturbed by this last one... wouldve been funny/ somewhat entertaining if this person didnt say "she" was 14
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiStranger: 14fukStranger: wanna cyberStranger: how old are uYou: whooaaYou: slow down there stranger.You: im guessing you dont kno how to get to chads gap then..Stranger: Through my vagina into my overies and the corner down sperm avenueStranger: usually you have to moisten the path to get to chads gapStranger: usually with male genetaliaYou: i seeStranger: if you slowly insert your 9 inch rod into my tight road you can find pleasure avenue, but you really have to point up and get to G-spot-laneYou: im not trying to get there tho.. im trying to get to chads gap..Stranger: yeaStranger: the chads gapStranger: is in me babyStranger: you can skii all you wantStranger: in my pussyYou: hahahaahhaStranger: whats so funny hunny bunny
 
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You: how do you get to chads from the bottom of alta

Stranger: Can you do me a favor?

You: if you can tell me how do you get to chads from the bottom of alta

Stranger: Flip your lights on and off, I want to see if I'm looking in the right window.

You: no, i can see you too, its the one to the left, up two

You: now, about chads gap

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You: how do you get to chads from the bottom of alta

You: how do you get to chads from the bottom of alta

You: how do you get to chads from the bottom of alta

You: how do you get to chads from the bottom of alta

You: how do you get to chads from the bottom of altahow do you get to chads from the bottom of altahow do you get to chads from the bottom of altahow do you get to chads from the bottom of alta

Stranger: i love you

You: how do you get to chads from the bottom of altahow do you get to chads from the bottom of alta

Stranger: waaaaaat

You: i love you more

You: but only if you answer this question

You: how do you get to chads from the bottom of alta

Stranger: ahhhhh

Stranger: rm erm erm erm

Stranger: ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: i dont know!!!!!

You: BEWBS will suffice as well

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i have none

You: find some

You: or else i don love you

Stranger: i dont care anymore, with the way youve been treating me.....

You: look, we all have needs

You: i just need to know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: lol i dont knowww

You: hmm

You: 10 seconds to make me stay

You: 10

You: 9

You: 8

You: 7

You: 6

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

Stranger: ahh

Stranger: i dont care anyway

You: newschoolers.com!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: how do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: Jesus loevs you.You: i have one response to the bibleYou: pics or it didn't happenStranger: lolStranger: Can you prove God doesn't exist?You: can you prove he does exist?Stranger: Give me a pic of gravity or it didn't happen.Stranger: cwhatididthereYou: just look around where you areYou: there's gravityStranger: Why don't youYou: it's fucking obciousYou: i didStranger: So is GodStranger: He created everythingStranger: It's obvious.You: okayYou: soYou: there's proof we spawned from monkeys and evolutionary diagrams and shit, or we should believe that some old guy with a beard snapped his fingers and unicorns appearedStranger: Evolution is a theory.Stranger: Just a theory. No proof.You: god is even more of a theoryStranger: God isn't a theory.You: that's your opinionStranger: He's the way the truth and the life.Stranger: Isn't it better to have lived like there is a God and die to find out it's false, than to have lived as if there was no God and die to find out He's real?You: well you have a pointStranger: :)You: truth is i've always been interested in religionYou: but my society doesn't allow itStranger: Where do you live?You: vermontYou: its not that it's not allowedYou: but we get made fun ofStranger: Ah.Stranger: Wouldn't it be worth it though?Stranger: To get made fun ofStranger: If you get eternal life.Stranger: It's happened to me bro, all the time.Stranger: I just smile. Because I know they are lost.You: so trueYou: at least i know God is there for me amidst the hate of othersStranger: You have to accept Him.Stranger: In the bible it says that even the demons believe in God, and they tremble.You: i'm gonna pick up a bible i thinkStranger: That's awesomeStranger: Want to keep in touch?You: are they usually in the fiction section of a bookstore because they're totally fucking made up?Stranger: I don't know to be honest, I've never had to shop for one.Stranger: Always had one in the house.You: well that's goodStranger: And they aren't made up bro..You: glad daddy had something to beat you withYou have disconnected.
 
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of altaStranger: who ARE you?You: whyStranger: you know, so i can google youYou: NSStranger: and find your personal informationYou: creepyStranger: and drive to your cityStranger: do you live in the us?You: i live on my computer on NSStranger: noYou: NO?Stranger: noYou: i think i doStranger: taargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargustaargus taargus mindfuckYou: ill go put on my wizard hat and robe and check...You: yep, im pretty sure its a yes, not a noStranger: no.
 
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You: Newschoolers?

Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat

Who were you???

hahaa

 
seriously screw this guy Stranger: hi i m frm pakYou: oh yea?You: thats coolStranger: uStranger: wat coolYou: im not.. im from new yorkStranger: u remember 9/11You: yes i remember it wekkYou: wellStranger: actually i was also involved in itYou: mmhmmStranger: i m ladeinYou: your a dousche bag
 
Stranger: hello

Stranger: =)

You: hey there

Stranger: so...

Stranger: whats your name and age?

You: bob dole

You: 16

You: u?

Stranger: Shawn,19

Stranger: =)

You: sweet

You: u gay

Stranger: nope

Stranger: =P

You: sweet

Stranger: get da fuck out you faggot

Stranger: _|_

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Stranger: hi

You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: u again

Stranger: i told u 2 rights and a lft fuck

You: this is my first conversations

You: someone else is looking for it!

You: oh my god!

You: !!!

Stranger: ya i disconnected u before

You: no..really wasn't me!

Stranger: ya right]

You: ask me something only i would know..and not the person before..

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Stranger: Are you the girl that works at the Y?Are you the girl that works at the Y?

You: yes and, any idea how to get to chads from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: FUCK YOU

You: i just wanted some directions

Stranger: i hate you

You: so theres no chance of me getting those directions eh?

Stranger: Are you the girl that works at the Y?

You: chads, alta?

Stranger: hallo

Stranger: du bist eine

Stranger: richtige

Stranger: missgeburt

Stranger: google theese words

You: google these words, "How to get to chads from the bottom of alta"

Stranger: du bist

Stranger: eine

Stranger: richtige

Stranger: missgeburt

You: i googled them

Stranger: nice

You: chads?

Stranger: WHATS UP WITH YOU

You: nothing just trying to find fucking chads gap, its a shitty deal when you can't get basic instructions on how to get there.

Stranger: u know what

Stranger: i will help you

You: SSIIIICCCKKK

Stranger: i will tell you something about you

Stranger: you my little friend

Stranger: are

Stranger: a

Stranger: fuccin

Stranger: gay

Stranger: ah fuck you

You: don't worry ive been a raging homosexual for years now

Stranger: nice i dont hav something against homosexuals

You: do you own any fks bindings i could purchase

Stranger: my best friend is a homosexual

You: sick does he have any fks

Stranger: fks?

You: google it

Stranger: Fakultät Karl Scharfenberg (FKS) in Salzgitter der Fachhochschule Braunschweig/Wolfenbüttel ????

Stranger: thats what wikipedia says

You: fks bindings

You: they fucking pivot

Stranger: where u from

Stranger: fag

You: canada

Stranger: so

Stranger: with you

Stranger: i will be honest

Stranger: i hate canadian ppl

Stranger: problem with dat?

You: yes, where are you from

Stranger: austria

You: they must have a fucking load of fks' out there

Stranger: sure dude

Stranger: sure

Stranger: i bet

Stranger: when i open my doow

Stranger: door

Stranger: and make few steps out

Stranger: i could swim

Stranger: in fuckin fks

You: fuck i live for that day

Stranger: hey whats your name

You: so are you going to tell me where chads is>

Stranger: no

You: pedro

Stranger: whats your name

Stranger: ok pedro

You: jon

Stranger: i hav a problem

You: whats that

Stranger: i hav an elephant at home

Stranger: what should i do with it?

Stranger: when winter comes

Stranger: he will die :/

Stranger: can u help me to ship him to africa

Stranger: ?

You: if hes heavy strap him in to some 180 fks

You: the 18 din shoul hold in the multi ton beast

Stranger: i tried this allready but

Stranger: no chance :/

You: shit well, im going to continue my journey to chads gap

Stranger: FUCK YOU

Stranger: oops

Stranger: so pedro

Stranger: tell me about

Stranger: homosexual sex

You: its rough, real rough

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