Dear Americans

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Canadians hate the U.S. more than the U.S. hates Canada.

Now you are talking shit on us because of pizza? You guys really need to find something better to do.

 
/thread.^

("FUCK YEAH AMERICA BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! HERES A LIST OF SWEET THINGS THAT COME FROM THE RED WHITE AND BLUE:")

Just because "30% of americans are obsese" doesn't mean all americans are fat.

U.S.A. Kicks ass.
 
OP: PIZZA IS NOT A FUCKING VEGETABLE...

THIS IS NOT FUCKING WALL-E

/EndRage

Rest of thread:

Hey u stoopid americunt fuk u u r so dum nd make urself eat bad

LMAO u dumb kandian u guys dnt make anything kool, ur r hat lol
 
I beg to differ. Thats a weak stereotype southpark played up.

That being said, it still sounds a lot better than being from the south or from massachusettes. /I have no idea if I spelled that right.
 
haha sorry but that just sucked. it sucked so much that they had to completely copy "america fuck yeah" and half the video was just a picture of fucking canada cause they couldnt think of enough cool canadian things to fill a 2 minute video.. there were like 4 things in that video that were cool anyway..
 
to the thread topic, not the canada/america one,

pizza is primarily simple carbs and dairy, two things that should be consumed in extreme moderation. the tomato sauce used is by no means even close to a healthy vegetable serving. 1, it's definitely not based on good tomatos like san marzanos. school districts take the cheapest swill tomato sauce they can find, which, seeing as tomato sauce isn't a regulated term, could mean it's primarily water and fillers, as it doesn't even have to contain a certain amount of tomato solids.
 
Fruit or vegetable?

Botanically, a tomato is a fruit: the ovary, together with its seeds, of a flowering plant. However, the tomato has a much lower sugar content than other fruits, and is therefore not as sweet. Typically served as part of a salad or main course of a meal, rather than at dessert, it is considered a vegetable for most culinary purposes. One exception is that tomatoes are treated as a fruit in home canning practices: they are acidic enough to be processed in a water bath rather than a pressure cooker as "vegetables" require. Tomatoes are not the only foodstuff with this ambiguity: eggplants, cucumbers, and squashes of all kinds (such as zucchini and pumpkins) are all botanically fruits, yet cooked as vegetables.

This argument has had legal implications in the United States. In 1887, U.S. tariff laws that imposed a duty on vegetables, but not on fruits, caused the tomato's status to become a matter of legal importance. The U.S. Supreme Court settled the controversy on May 10, 1893, by declaring that the tomato is a vegetable, based on the popular definition that classifies vegetables by use, that they are generally served with dinner and not dessert (Nix v. Hedden (149 U.S. 304)).[51] The holding of the case applies only to the interpretation of the Tariff Act of March 3, 1883, and the court did not purport to reclassify the tomato for botanical or other purposes.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato#Fruit_or_vegetable.3F

A quote that my girlfriends mom uses: A smart man knows that a tomato is a fruit, a wise man knows not to put it in a fruit salad.

In all reality it has nothing to do with how it is used in cooking, it has to do with what it actually is. Considering the US Congress decides to consider PIZZA as a vegetable, I'd say all claims the US has that a tomato is a vegetable is out the window.

Oh - and what the fuck is up with the gun pictures? I don't really get the reference.

 
I know its a fruit. I thought it had certain vitamins in it that other fruits such as strawberries dont, but after looking it up i realized it generally has the same, so I was wrong about that. I guess the only difference is tomatoes taste shitty in my opinion while fruit is awesome.
 
Have you ever had a proper tomato? nothing you can buy at the grocers, but in-season heirlooms from a farmers market? it's a fucking world of difference. Grocery store tomatos taste like water with a hint of solids. Farmers market heirlooms purchased at the peak of their ripeness taste like, well, tomatos.

also, is it tomatos, or tomatoes? both come up as correct via spellcheck.

 
dear americans, it's pronounced alYOUminEUMsorry but it's always annoyed me :L

sincerely

SCOTLAND
 
dear canada,

dont be a bitch and suck up to mother england, grow a pair and start a fucking revolution.

get on our level
 
This thread is stupid. If canadians where born in the US they would be backing the US if I was born in Canada I would be backing them. NO ONE GIVES A FUCCK ABOUT PIZZA! ITS DELICIOUS! we all ski, politics are stupid (at least to me) if anything i've got nothing against Canada. but damn, this thread is stupid.
 
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Bro, claiming shit like this is silly. America is a fucking joke right now, it is probably one of the shittiest developed "western" countries to live in. Your healthcare sucks, your government is run by corporations, your population is ignorant and you're all fat. Yeah, its great that an american landed on the moon... You wouldn't have got there if it wasn't for thousands of years worth of work of scientists from all over the globe.
 
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