Dear Americans

Dear other countries, you mad bro?
USA

its called United States

Its because we are United in awesomeness why? because we don't make threads talking shiiit



 
Absolutely right. Right now I'm chowing down A Big mac with a super large coke while eating a big bag of cheetos as I type this. I think later I'm gonna go watch some Fox News and get informed with reliable news. After that I think I'm gonna go get some burger king and watch some nascar.
 
HAHA so did first grade too apparently. haha are

ill just leave this here

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FUCK YEAH AMERICA BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! HERES A LIST OF SWEET THINGS THAT COME FROM THE RED WHITE AND BLUE:

hamburgers

pizza

good cars

good guns

tomatoes

democracy

batman

rocky mountains

coke-a-cola

tom wallisch

ice cream

cowboys

indians

nuclear weapons

rock and roll

harley davidson

LSD

airplanes

jonny cash

johnny rockets

old faithful

porn magazines

killed bin laden

killed hussein

defeated the nazis

quaker furniture

duct tape

Macintosh

tylenol

JUST TO NAME A FEW OF OUR FINER POINTS. SO ALL YOU FOREIGNERS CAN SUCK MY BLUE BALL, MY WHITE BALL, AND MY BIG RED DICK.
 
cheese pizza does too count as a vegetable. the sauce is good for you. and any healthy toppings are a bonus

-Marcus the Canadian
 
You know what's funny? When people try to call other people idiots, but don't even know how to differentiate between the words your and you're. Idiot.
 
Why the hostility? I think Canada and America should join forces one day to become one gigantic superpower of a country who strikes down any fucking terrorist filled commie filled country that dares to fuck with us.
 
Pretty sure, that's why we switched from imperial to metric. Of course its British you dumb fuck, Canada was created from a Britian colony, they still had rule over us of goverment, and forgien policies, we adopted it the metric cause it makes more sense, muricah tried to switch to metric, but was obvs just too mentally slow to change... Also calling Canada stupid is pretty ignorant since our education standards are higher then the US :)
 
Ricky Bobby: You say you're French?

Jean Girard: Oui.

[sounds like 'We']

Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet

Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?

Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food.

Jean Girard: That's from China.

Ricky Bobby: Pizza.

Jean Girard: Italy...

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga.

Jean Girard: Mexico.
 
you know all this competition and whining still doesn't change the fact that americans consider keptchup and pizza vegetable services, which tomatoes are officially fruit ps... not to mention they do it in effect to rob children of actual nutrition to save money. /thread
 
Oh no I didn't care to deeply about how to use proper grammar for you're and your. That makes me so stupid, get you're shit straight if I cared about the internet so much I would have awesome grammar, but since your a picky redneck I guess ill have to. :( I see a lot of you guys spelling a lot alot. That makes you all stupid!
 
Dear angry Canadian,

I couldn't give two shits about your metric system. I was referring to the war. Any person with an average reading comprehension would understand that.

And I also couldn't give two shits about your education standards, we are home to some of the most recognized and respected universities in the world.

Sincerely,

Granite_State. A proud American.
 
No, the fact that I don't post pictures or videos in my profile, and I'm a dick to idiots like you in the forums is why my post count is higher than my precious internet karma.
 
Our tons shitty inner city schools and hillbilly town schools make us look shitty. most areas actually have very legit schools if you are willing to work harder.

but really i could care less, i think education for the most part, is overrated. especially when its public education.

doesnt really matter anyway when you look at all the awesome shit we have done/made and all the amazing people to come from here since we became a country. nobody else can match us in that regard.
 
Just to clear this up for everyone, canadians say "EHwt" like almost an e sound and americans say "OWt," like in owl, just speaking phonetically. That's the difference. Americans seem to notice it instantly and Canadians almost never do. I don't know where Americans got "oot" from, there's a difference but that's not it. It's a slightly varying accent, and actually a lot less so than the different accents that appear across the states.
 
Thanks to Anethema I've decided to suck up my pride, because frankly your all cool guys... Jabronis Mom is just talkin. If you think about it if we were fat we probably wouldnt be skiing, I dislike Obese people. But let us join together as men and think... why fight
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Thank you Anethema!
 
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