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Honest Ski Brand Slogans

  • Author Author gravel
  • Publish date Publish date Apr 29, 2014
  • Article read time Article read time 1 min read
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Hot on the heels of Honest Snowboard Brand Slogans, we took a look at what ski brands might say if they had more accurate company mottos...

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hippy.
  • hippy.

    hippy.

  • Apr 29, 2014
full tilt is the most honest haha
 
N.Rosenberger
  • N.Rosenberger

    N.Rosenberger

  • Apr 29, 2014
Monster Energy - Who cares about skiing?
 
ANDR01D
  • ANDR01D

    ANDR01D

  • Apr 29, 2014
The gopro one hurt my pride
 
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    busterburns

  • Apr 29, 2014
Saga ftw
 
Matthew_Denham
  • Matthew_Denham

    Matthew_Denham

  • Apr 29, 2014
"line hasn't had durability issues since like 2006" More like line has had durability issues since 2006. Before that their skis were bomb proof as far as I know.
 
FigNewton
  • FigNewton

    FigNewton

  • Apr 29, 2014
haha perfect
 
MartianMan
  • MartianMan

    MartianMan

  • Apr 29, 2014
Line and Full Tilt's slogans could not be more accurate lol
 
Eastcoastjibber
  • Eastcoastjibber

    Eastcoastjibber

  • Apr 29, 2014
holy fuckin gold
 
funkmaster
  • funkmaster

    funkmaster

  • Apr 29, 2014
disagree with line, i rode 09 chronics this entire season and they have held up with nothing more than a few edge cracks so far...
 
M+M
  • M+M

    M+M

  • Apr 29, 2014
This is some of the funnier shit I have seen here in a while.
 
CatBoy
  • CatBoy

    CatBoy

  • Apr 29, 2014
if you can make a pair of lines last longer than a season you either havent advanced from the bunny hill, or you're a wizard
 
Phil-X-
  • Phil-X-

    Phil-X-

  • Apr 29, 2014
Top three for me-

Virtika

Rockstar

Fischer
 
TBONE902
  • TBONE902

    TBONE902

  • Apr 29, 2014
I have been beating the hell out of a pair of 2010 Blends and they still ride, although I got a 2014 pair at the start of this season and broke them second day
 
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  • M

    MisoSoup

  • Apr 29, 2014
Full tilt one was on point
 
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  • I

    integrated

  • Apr 29, 2014
Bloom - Because Saga's too mainstream
 
.ZT.
  • .ZT.

    .ZT.

  • Apr 29, 2014
Awesome
 
Steezy_P
  • Steezy_P

    Steezy_P

  • Apr 29, 2014
$$$
 
TOAST.
  • TOAST.

    TOAST.

  • Apr 29, 2014
For me it is Line, 2 pairs 4 seasons.
 
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    benwax101

  • Apr 29, 2014
I gotta be honest, I don't really get the Faction one
 
HuckNorris44
  • HuckNorris44

    HuckNorris44

  • Apr 29, 2014
Nike: Slap a swoosh and call it ours
 
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Author
gravel
Article read time
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Last update
Apr 29, 2014

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