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Honest Ski Brand Slogans

  • Author Author gravel
  • Publish date Publish date Apr 29, 2014
  • Article read time Article read time 1 min read
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Hot on the heels of Honest Snowboard Brand Slogans, we took a look at what ski brands might say if they had more accurate company mottos...

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CART.__.
  • CART.__.

    CART.__.

  • Apr 29, 2014
lolz
 
tri_photo
  • tri_photo

    tri_photo

  • Apr 29, 2014
the saga one killed me hahahaha
 
VD.
  • VD.

    VD.

  • Apr 29, 2014
Plastic is fantastic was the one that got me
 
Canaidan
  • Canaidan

    Canaidan

  • Apr 29, 2014
ahahha the jiberish one is so good if you've ever owned one of their hoodies
 
E
  • E

    Ehh...

  • Apr 29, 2014
If you disagree with some of these, you obviously haven't been around the block with gear.
 
percs
  • percs

    percs

  • Apr 29, 2014
Marker one is so true
 
elcornholio
  • elcornholio

    elcornholio

  • Apr 29, 2014
char poles: "we don't exist"
 
will_powder
  • will_powder

    will_powder

  • Apr 29, 2014
Surface Skis: Snapping 2x4s Since '04
 
Jpurd
  • Jpurd

    Jpurd

  • Apr 29, 2014
ha
 
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  • Apr 29, 2014
line hasn't had durability issues since like 2006.
 
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  • Apr 29, 2014
I skied Invaders this year.
 
linus_deboss
  • linus_deboss

    linus_deboss

  • Apr 29, 2014
i don't get the jibberish one (never owned jibberish soo), anyone explain?
 
ASkierNamedJaymz
  • ASkierNamedJaymz

    ASkierNamedJaymz

  • Apr 29, 2014
More!
 
camstain
  • camstain

    camstain

  • Apr 29, 2014
love how they included "mom" on the saga one.
 
OzzyJ
  • OzzyJ

    OzzyJ

  • Apr 29, 2014
i dont understand marker or faction can someone explain them pm or comment
 
katrina
  • katrina

    katrina

  • Apr 29, 2014
MOOOOOOOOOM
 
OGHolliday
  • OGHolliday

    OGHolliday

  • Apr 29, 2014
@ProfPolymath Marker makes their bindings mostly from plastic, plastic not very strong, plastic break so the joke is plastic really isn't that fantastic. Faction also pretty straight forward. Up until this year they never really sponsored too many relevant people in the newschool world, now they picked up Candide, Delorme, Hanka etc and be making bangin edits with their newly "Stacked" team
 
Mr.Bishop
  • Mr.Bishop

    Mr.Bishop

  • Apr 29, 2014
Bwahahahahaha..... EPIC.
 
snugs
  • snugs

    snugs

  • Apr 29, 2014
i dont understand the faction one. they all seem spot on really except line
 
snugs
  • snugs

    snugs

  • Apr 29, 2014
Orage- because saga is too mainstream
 
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Article information

Author
gravel
Article read time
1 min read
Views
39,137
Comments
149
Last update
Apr 29, 2014

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