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Honest Ski Brand Slogans

  • Author Author gravel
  • Publish date Publish date Apr 29, 2014
  • Article read time Article read time 1 min read
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Hot on the heels of Honest Snowboard Brand Slogans, we took a look at what ski brands might say if they had more accurate company mottos...

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    Schmaelzle

  • Nov 19, 2015
Virtika should read, "New Season, New Company. Every Time".
 
cholo
  • cholo

    cholo

  • Dec 13, 2015
mom why is my jiberish so small...
 
Beeradfizzle
  • Beeradfizzle

    Beeradfizzle

  • Dec 14, 2015
I love them because of Jason Levinthal and paving the way, but I had one pair and first day out, skis hit and huge piece splintered off straight to the wood. Ski was fine (surprisingly), but damn did they mark quickly. After having Lines, it really made me appreciate how bulletproof my Armadas are.
 
MIHoodlum
  • MIHoodlum

    MIHoodlum

  • Sep 19, 2016
K2: A Kmart Sears company
 
baked
  • baked

    baked

  • Sep 20, 2016
Been riding my Magnum Opus for 3 years going on 4 now, even some ice coast skiing when my binding blew on my park skis during a ski trip.
 
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    _Jeffrey_

  • Sep 20, 2016
Yep haha
 
crotchvent
  • crotchvent

    crotchvent

  • Sep 20, 2016
I have a pair of opuses that I've had for 5 years and was the only pair i rode last year cause I broke a binding. Also didnt touch any powder on them last year.
 
crotchvent
  • crotchvent

    crotchvent

  • Sep 20, 2016
I would buy one. Someone on here start an "outerwear company" and sell these.
 
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    FuckPaulyShore

  • Feb 9, 2017
Have a pair of 4 year old Afterbangs I beat on
Skis look like absolute shit, but goddamn is that ski bombproof
 
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Article information

Author
gravel
Article read time
1 min read
Views
39,137
Comments
149
Last update
Apr 29, 2014

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