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Honest Ski Brand Slogans

  • Author Author gravel
  • Publish date Publish date Apr 29, 2014
  • Article read time Article read time 1 min read
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Hot on the heels of Honest Snowboard Brand Slogans, we took a look at what ski brands might say if they had more accurate company mottos...

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ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "I whispered sweet nothings into his ear."
 
ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "I want to make the yellow liquid come out"
 
ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "Hold on, let me lick your ear"
 
ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "made easy*"

*not actually gavin rudy
 
haggis_hunter
  • haggis_hunter

    haggis_hunter

  • Nov 18, 2015
Given the amount of Fischer Race sticks I used to own its pretty true.
 
Kazabazua
  • Kazabazua

    Kazabazua

  • Nov 18, 2015
Virtikas should read 'I'm a giant douche AND a turd sandwich'.
 
milk_man
  • milk_man

    milk_man

  • Nov 18, 2015
Lol'ed at Line and Marker
 
jason...
  • jason...

    jason...

  • Nov 18, 2015
my bacons from last season made it 6 weeks before snapping. can't speak to the 3 pairs in one season though as their warranty guy stopped emailing me back. and same thing happened to a friend of mine.
 
BMB
  • BMB

    BMB

  • Nov 18, 2015
Haha full tilt, so true
 
M
  • M

    marrows

  • Nov 18, 2015
Deeeeerrrrp
 
Hogis
  • Hogis

    Hogis

  • Nov 18, 2015
Damn, thats only like 30days per season.
 
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  • B

    BURNZ

  • Nov 18, 2015
preach! yeah I bought a pair of LTC's which are the same and they were a season old when I got them and I've put 2 more on that with 130+ days each year, things are fucking tanks, bases are fucked but still
 
powderwhor
  • powderwhor

    powderwhor

  • Nov 18, 2015
Most of their stuff is really thick with a high thread count so its quite prone to shrinking. Everyone loves their jiberish baggy and if you put it in the dryer it will shrink a size or more.
 
THEenturn
  • THEenturn

    THEenturn

  • Nov 18, 2015
I had two pairs of chronics Delaminate on me at windells a few years back. Been rocking K2s and RMUs ever since
 
Virtika
  • Virtika

    Virtika

  • Nov 18, 2015
LOL!!
 
TheUngroomed
  • TheUngroomed

    TheUngroomed

  • Nov 18, 2015
To add to Jiberish. Their damn sizing charts. Bought an XL sweatshirt for street wear (which is usually perfect) and the sleeves don't even reach my wrists :(
 
sagesnow
  • sagesnow

    sagesnow

  • Nov 18, 2015
Salomon: now you see us, now you don't
 
Bennett.
  • Bennett.

    Bennett.

  • Nov 18, 2015
the chronics haven't been as good ever since the re-did them in 2013?
 
THEenturn
  • THEenturn

    THEenturn

  • Nov 18, 2015
This was in 2012
 
norgeanders
  • norgeanders

    norgeanders

  • Nov 19, 2015
I can't tell if thats a joke... but I laughed
 
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Article information

Author
gravel
Article read time
1 min read
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Comments
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Last update
Apr 29, 2014

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