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Honest Ski Brand Slogans

  • Author Author gravel
  • Publish date Publish date Apr 29, 2014
  • Article read time Article read time 1 min read
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Hot on the heels of Honest Snowboard Brand Slogans, we took a look at what ski brands might say if they had more accurate company mottos...

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theabortionator
  • theabortionator

    theabortionator

  • Apr 29, 2014
My mom went by my shirt size when she ordered me christmas outerwear. Now I look like a gaper :(
 
S.J.W
  • S.J.W

    S.J.W

  • Apr 29, 2014
Nike: We'll probably steal your riders.

Anon: We hate you but love money more.

Inspired media: Did you know we're also a record company?

Head: Try not to think of anything dirty.

Armada: You'll love us no matter what.

 
snomaster
  • snomaster

    snomaster

  • Apr 29, 2014
Nike, nothing but a whip in mid-swing

ON3P, inB4 you can't say it

Vail Resorts, no one smokes drugs here

Sherpas Cinema, it's only hype

Coreupt, or should we say sham?
 
LIL_WAT
  • LIL_WAT

    LIL_WAT

  • Apr 30, 2014
pretty good, my Line Invaders have held up for YEARS without issues
 
K
  • K

    Kevin_Bang

  • Apr 30, 2014
faction, fisher and jiberish all made me about shit myself
 
tuckerhoran
  • tuckerhoran

    tuckerhoran

  • Apr 30, 2014
Fisher, Faction, Saga.. all tie for Best
 
-WZ-
  • -WZ-

    -WZ-

  • Apr 30, 2014
10/10
 
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  • W

    WilliamJM

  • Apr 30, 2014
Jiberish on point.
 
TRVP_ANGEL
  • TRVP_ANGEL

    TRVP_ANGEL

  • Apr 30, 2014
Full Tilt should of been "Cause you asked for advice on shin bang"
 
CrotchKiller
  • CrotchKiller

    CrotchKiller

  • Apr 30, 2014
line skis break a lot, get over it everybody

awesome list
 
Cheeko
  • Cheeko

    Cheeko

  • Apr 30, 2014
I could not disagree more with the Line one. Ive had line skis for the past 6 seasons, both pairs still in great condition. Afterbang is a little beat up although.

If you need new skis 2-3 times a season, you need to rethink how you care for your equipment.
 
R
  • R

    REPtiler

  • May 1, 2014
someone shold put thes on shirts
 
joelski
  • joelski

    joelski

  • May 6, 2014
please do jiblife
 
A
  • A

    AScaccianoce

  • May 6, 2014
Surface
 
ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "hey let me send you a facebook link to this song I bet you've never heard it"
 
ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "I am literally so stoked all the time. It's rad."
 
ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "nah man, you're doing it wrong"
 
ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "GGgGGGggggGGG!"
 
ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "salad."

nope that got old pretty fast
 
ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "Here is a haiku.

I am more quirky than you.

tehe salad."
 
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Author
gravel
Article read time
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Last update
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