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Honest Ski Brand Slogans

  • Author Author gravel
  • Publish date Publish date Apr 29, 2014
  • Article read time Article read time 1 min read
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Hot on the heels of Honest Snowboard Brand Slogans, we took a look at what ski brands might say if they had more accurate company mottos...

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ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "I whispered sweet nothings into his ear."
 
ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "I want to make the yellow liquid come out"
 
ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "Hold on, let me lick your ear"
 
ravingudy
  • ravingudy

    ravingudy

  • May 8, 2014
Gavin Rudy: "made easy*"

*not actually gavin rudy
 
haggis_hunter
  • haggis_hunter

    haggis_hunter

  • Nov 18, 2015
Given the amount of Fischer Race sticks I used to own its pretty true.
 
Kazabazua
  • Kazabazua

    Kazabazua

  • Nov 18, 2015
Virtikas should read 'I'm a giant douche AND a turd sandwich'.
 
milk_man
  • milk_man

    milk_man

  • Nov 18, 2015
Lol'ed at Line and Marker
 
jason...
  • jason...

    jason...

  • Nov 18, 2015
will-blackwell said:
these were unreal hahaha full tilt made me lose it

but the line one couldn't be more wrong for me, i've had blends for 2 seasons, one of which was riding hard in whistler and they are just starting to show signs of wear, i'm with trevor on this one, some skis fall apart, some don't, and i think it has a lot to do with how you ride as well
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my bacons from last season made it 6 weeks before snapping. can't speak to the 3 pairs in one season though as their warranty guy stopped emailing me back. and same thing happened to a friend of mine.
 
BMB
  • BMB

    BMB

  • Nov 18, 2015
Haha full tilt, so true
 
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  • M

    marrows

  • Nov 18, 2015
FIBski said:
can you film my next porno?

btw,nice skiing! :D

Young Black on the come up.
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Deeeeerrrrp
 
Hogis
  • Hogis

    Hogis

  • Nov 18, 2015
.undetected said:
nice friends
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Damn, thats only like 30days per season.
 
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    BURNZ

  • Nov 18, 2015
Sch00lBoy said:
I was looking like a goon as usually in the back
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preach! yeah I bought a pair of LTC's which are the same and they were a season old when I got them and I've put 2 more on that with 130+ days each year, things are fucking tanks, bases are fucked but still
 
powderwhor
  • powderwhor

    powderwhor

  • Nov 18, 2015
.lien said:
so much thug zone kept it three hunna
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Most of their stuff is really thick with a high thread count so its quite prone to shrinking. Everyone loves their jiberish baggy and if you put it in the dryer it will shrink a size or more.
 
THEenturn
  • THEenturn

    THEenturn

  • Nov 18, 2015
BURNZ said:
preach! yeah I bought a pair of LTC's which are the same and they were a season old when I got them and I've put 2 more on that with 130+ days each year, things are fucking tanks, bases are fucked but still
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I had two pairs of chronics Delaminate on me at windells a few years back. Been rocking K2s and RMUs ever since
 
Virtika
  • Virtika

    Virtika

  • Nov 18, 2015
LOL!!
 
TheUngroomed
  • TheUngroomed

    TheUngroomed

  • Nov 18, 2015
To add to Jiberish. Their damn sizing charts. Bought an XL sweatshirt for street wear (which is usually perfect) and the sleeves don't even reach my wrists :(
 
sagesnow
  • sagesnow

    sagesnow

  • Nov 18, 2015
Salomon: now you see us, now you don't
 
Bennett.
  • Bennett.

    Bennett.

  • Nov 18, 2015
THEenturn said:
I had two pairs of chronics Delaminate on me at windells a few years back. Been rocking K2s and RMUs ever since
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the chronics haven't been as good ever since the re-did them in 2013?
 
THEenturn
  • THEenturn

    THEenturn

  • Nov 18, 2015
THEenturn said:
I had two pairs of chronics Delaminate on me at windells a few years back. Been rocking K2s and RMUs ever since
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This was in 2012
 
norgeanders
  • norgeanders

    norgeanders

  • Nov 19, 2015
hosmejo said:
haha perfect
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I can't tell if thats a joke... but I laughed
 
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Author
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Article read time
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Last update
Apr 29, 2014

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