Worst make out experiences

trip post but, has anyone ever been with a girl and then like fallen down something with her? like down a flight of stairs? or am i just a downy and clumsy?
 
Hands down the worst experience I had was when I was going down on a girl and I started to taste something weird. It was kind of dark in the room...just soft mood lighting but I could see lots of dark spots on my light colored sheets and around her vag. I was like wtf and then realized I knew that taste...it was BLOOD!!! And it was everywhere including in and around my mouth, I almost puked. Apparently she got her period right when I was going down on her, just my luck. Anyway she started crying and I started ripping the sheets off my bed and looking for a bottle of Shout cause sheets are freaking expensive and I didn't want to buy new ones. Meanwhile she got dressed, kept saying sorry, and then she left...and I never called her again.
 
that sounds like a nightmare. something you'd see in a cheesy horror flick. i feel really sorry for the fact that you had to experience such a thing.
 
ok well i wen t out wiht this chick for a year and then we broke up and now she has this boyfriend

and when we were going shes all like i dont like making out infornt of people (which is fine i thinks its annoying when people suck face at school)

and now a year later she and her new boyfriend like fuck in the hallway inbetween all my classes and i almost see them every day its hella awkward

dumb face suckers
 
man.....these two creeper kids fucking make out by my locker EVERY morning, its the first thing i have to look at when i get to school, it really brightens my day ...........
 
hahaha yes. we tripped over a chair, hit the tv, and landed on the floor. soooo funny.

and falling off the bed isnt infrequent.
 
dude one time i was makin this girl and it was just awkward she had her eyes wide open like staring me down and she was completely still just like sitting there it was fucking weird
 
when you;re ablutely fucked and the girl who you wanted to hook up with is morefucked. and then you realise that shit, and gett on it. and you're jus chillen n shit. letit. man...
 
once this girl sttraight up licked the side of my face. that was hella weird. and thennni was makin with this hella fine girl. haha and it had vacumed so hardcore that my tounge had a hicky in thhe morning
 
i was really fucked up and this ugly fatty was trying to hit on me, but i didnt fall into the hell pit, i pushed her and said get the fuck off fatty and then it got kinda quiet and it was at that point that people were like oh shit, thats whats up

 
word word! im a clumsy falling drunk, and if i hook up on anything but the floor i WILL be taking the ho down with me, no question haha.
 
Walked her to her house, (Pitch black) She came up close and put her lips around my nose thinking it was my lips....

 
its not to young and it was joke, i have and a lot of people have at out school, im in 8th grade.
 
That happened to me, this guy was super drunk and he was trying to kiss me and i was trying to get away from him and he passed out and pulled me down a flight of marble stairs and i let go of him and hung onto the banister so i didn't actually fall down the stairs but it was rediculous
 
i don't know if this is what you meant

but i didn't mean you were too young to makeout

i meant you were too young to be saying that

but anyway... forget it
 
So i was making out with this girl on a couch at the lacrosse frat my team has. Im making out with her and apparently i reached over to her, spilled a whole beer on her lap and I couldn't stop laughing so I walked away (hammered btw). When I came back we went at it again and I blacked out and when I woke up I had peeded all over myself. Never saw her again....hahah
 
haha my boyfriend does that. the first time it freaked me out a little and i think i made him feel self concious but i think its cute and i've come to like it lol
 
Uhhg in the back of her car fooling around in some parking garage, you know little foreplay gettin a little crazy, so were making out and she starts to get on top of me, while still making out and i guess she was distracted but she kneed me straight in the balls.

Owwww probably the worst i had ever been hit too. hard to get your rocks off if they are in your stomach.
 
first time I ever made out with a chick I got mono.

andd

I had this girlfriend who always rammed her tongue in my mouthh trying to steal my gum. Like literally stabbing around in my mouth with her tongue trying to get it. Shits fucked
 
bringin it back. i absolutely hate the gulp. and last night i was going at it for like an hour, and the whole time i had to burp. it was terrible.
 
this doesnt really pertain to making out i thought it would just be a funny story.

so my camp counselour had sex with this girlfriend of like 2 weeks for the first time and when they were done, she started to cry, and walked over to the window and was crying and he was like oh shit wtf wtf so he was like oh whats wrong baby and she pointed up to the stars and said "can't you hear it? the stars a crying" ..needless to say he kciked that creepy bitch outta there
 
hah i had a similiar experience. i was in my buds car in the back seat and this girl i just met pretty much choked me with her tongue.. turns out she sucked at hj's too cuz i thought she was gonna rip it off when she tried to give me one on a later evening lmao
 
worst experience is when i was making out with this girl and she led with her teeth and her teeth hit mine really hard it sucked but she was good at dome....

I like it when a girl nibbles my lip and i have never had a girl not like it when you lick their ear lobe....
 
i kissed a girl, and i liked it!sorry, i had to say that because i don't think anyone else has.but i hate it when fat kids make out in the middl of the halls so that everyone can see them! they want to be normal sooooo badly.
 
Word, bad breath is the worst. If you're relatively sober and your partner has been drinking, that shit is pretty gross, especially if they've also been puffing some cancer.
 
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