Worst make out experiences

This chick would bite, hard, and she had no clue how to use her tounge, and she just sucked at making out. it was horrible.
 
my current girlfriend bites my lip but its just playfull, none of the full blown givin me fat lip stuff you guys are saying hahaha.

so i'm gonna have to say my best friends sister is pretty teethy...thats about my worst experiance, basically she didnt use her lips, just all teeth up in my shit. but its whatever shes a nooob
 
i was with this girl and we were making out and it was cool and all that, then she threw herself on top of me and i was like alright this is legit, and then she just kind of started licking me, like a cat type thing, fucking wierd and nasty
 
i was super wasted, and my gf had a piece of 5 gum half way in her mouth, expecting me to bite the other half... i ended up biting her bottom lip fucking hard and it bled a lot.
 
I will admit that I almost puked on someone while making out with them, BUT I turned away just in time. We are still cool though.
 
i was at some dance and i thought this girl was gonna suck my tongue out of my head. she was like a fish trying to breath out of water
...personally unsettling
 
during lunch in highschool, a couple was sitting at table with all their friends on the end, the guy was fingering her while she was givin him a handy while eating lunch and like everybody around saw it, probably the grossest thing ive ever seen
 
Me and this one chick were both drunk, she was super drunk barely able to stand and she was kinda leaning on me so she wouldn't fall over. I was mackin on her and then she started biting my tongue super hard, and I kinda flinched in pain and moved a little and she collapsed on the ground.
 
So my boyfriend at the time was on vicadin for a broken leg... And im the playful biting type.. He was totally into it and kept wanting me to bite/suck on his lip harder.... It was him saying it... all of a sudden I tasted a little blood and was like, ok, time to stop. So as we are getting adjusted to go to sleep, I turn around and totally elbow him in the face. Of course he says none of this hurts. The next day he wakes up and looks like he got in a serious fight. He had a black eye (not a bad one though) and his lip was super red and swollen... that and his leg was in a cast. At least he was on the vicadin.
 
i caught my buddy on this. we drove up to boise from slc for the weekend and a big kegger was being thrown. i catch this little troll of a girl puking in the bathroom, aint no thing its clean into the toilet. but as my buddy proceeds to black out he ends up making out with her. i call her out for puking and not brushing. he just gives me an oh well look. hands her a toothbrush from the medicine cabinent and they do there thing. in the morning my other friend uses his puke mouthed toothbrush. i thought that was gnar.
 
so me and this girl are snowballin back and forth right, and all the sudden i'm like "hey. you never domed me off..." and she's like "you're not my dad..." so i'm like "how old are you again?" and she's like "9 and three quarters"

so yeah... by far my best worst experience

 
my friend was doing this girl in the yard while the cops were busting the part. He rolls over and pukes for a couple minutes, says "sorry" and she says" well do you want me to finish you off"
 
a few weeekends ago, with some whooooore in a club/pub i was swasshhherdd, then i was staring at the girls behind her whem em oh ing. then shrugged my shoulders at them. they laughed. haaaa. ya not very funny.
 
You mean the girl with the bad hair dye and the guy with the lip and tongue peircing who are engaged in high school? Yeah, they like to hang around my locker, fucking gross.
 
Umm, I've been pretty lucky. The worst for me is making out with this girl who had pretty bad breath, I guess I just didnt want to offend her or something at that point.
 
my first real girlfriend stopped while we were making out to say "i love you", i went with "thanks"... the worst part for her was my brother was spying on me and started laughing super hard.... she was so embarassed.
 
one night i was 8 beers deep and high as fuck and i stumbled into my friends kitchen and this girl sarah goes "i feel like we should hook up" and im like " k " so we make out and then after we stop i'm like "your mouth tastes like dots" (she was eating dots candy before) and then i just waked away, it was so aukward.
 
i hooked up with this girl and while we were just finishing making out, she grabbed my tongue with her teeth and i was like, "um...excuse me, can i have that back?" she sucked
 
lmao. this reminds me of my friend. His girl was blowing him and stopped to say "i Love you" and he just stared back and said "are you gonna finish?"
 
this girl made out with my buddy about an hour after she gave me a dome shot...he had no idea until i told him he kissed my penis...he was not happy.
 
that one time where i was makin out with this really hot chick, and after we were done she goes in a deep voice "you're a good kisser, man" and whipped out her peen. cereal.
 
I CAN safely say i haven't had many bad ones, but i can also safely say that i haven't had many...
 
Ah where to begin. For the record I'm amazing at mackin' and if any of you girls are lucky enough to feel these lips, bring your rain coats cuz i'll make you pour.

So, most of my bad experiences revolve around girls shoving thier tounge into my throat. I guess it's a preemptive strike toward me grabbing the back of their head and making them deep throat me. But this one girl was so bad I couldn't stop laughing and just had to walk away. I felt bad, but not really, the first few laughs should have been a sign. Mackin' is like dancing, let me take the lead and mimic my talent. If it feels good for you, I probably like it as well.
 
Well I have a few so I'll do them in the order they happened:
First time I made out it was like she was a blind woman digging for treasure
There was this girl I had a short thing with, and she had a little bit of upper lip hair (it was barely noticeable, I swear!!!!) and i have this disgusting memory of the last time I messed around with her of her lip hair tickling me, I almost gagged. Never happened again.
Then there was this girl I had had a thing with on and off for like.... two years, and I'm finally going in and I'm really excited and then all of a sudden she ruins it by slobbering on my face
I had a girl nibble on my lip and I liked it.... just htought I throw that out there
 
Well 1 time me and steezmonkey69 were sexing and he farted in my ear face and butt. Then he peed in my but.
 
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