Worst make out experiences

ha well you are nice

and i'm totally not a slut

i just thought it was cute

and by the way i was kidding

so cool down

 
ha well thanks?

i still don't think i'm much of a slut though

i'm more of a make out whore than anything else
 
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oh man
 
realizing how drunk i was and that i woulda never made out with this chick. not to mention i was scared as shit i got mouth herpes, but i didn't (woooo)
 
wasn't to bad cause she was good, but

outa no where after playing strip poker with some chicks, guys vs girls(we cheated), they were putten there close back on when... she came at me like a fucken spider monkey and slammed me into a wooden closet and the thing complete snapped and broke(we kept maken out which was delicious) and i fucken had to pay the kid back for breaken his god dam closet. it was so shitty
 
i think i have only made out with guys in indiana, ohio, kentucky, and south carolina

so if he isn't from any of those places then prolly not
 
This didnt happen to me but its pretty hilarious, and it goes farther than making out but anyways. My brother had this thing with a nice girl his senior year in highschool, so they go to senior prom together and its all good come the after party. My brothers had about 12 beers and is pretty smashed when his date leads him into a room that has a mormon couple makin out in it so its already fairly awkward. She starts giving him head but's too drunk to get it up so she ended up sucking his limp dick for 45 minutes untill my bro passes out and she walks away.
 
haha it was stupid.. i was talking to this chick during the day and she said she would give me dome and i was alright sick... i was already having aparty so i go ahead and pick her up in the middle of nowhere and i take her to my house with my buds and we get there and drink alittle and she is like lets go up to your room and im alright cool and we start makin out and she is the worst i have had...she like swallowed my face and after a couple mins im like hey you said you would give me dome right? and she like no...im sorry and im like no...your going to and she didnt and im like wow this is gay hey kian(friend that crept in while i was in there with her) go have fun. he walks in and makes out with her and shit hahah fucking sluts are stupid
 
so a couple weeks ago i went to this chicks house that i didn't know. I was having a good time just playing some pong and all that jazz. so i am pretty drunk just sitting on the couch when this chick i don't even know sits down on my lap. im just sitting there and she starts kissing me. she got off of me after a couple minutes. everything was chill. i wake up in the morning. i learned that she had hooked up with 2 guys before me in the past hour. not only that but she was on the rag so the guy before me got period blood all over his hands and the chicks bed. so no one told me but this chick was on the red river when she was on top of me. i also learned in the morning that this girl was a total swamp monster
 
Nothing kills the moment like finding out that kissing your new acquaintance is roughly equivalent to jousting a swordfish.
 
Me and this kid were the last two people awake at a party. We were sitting in the kitchen drinking a brew and just talking, and I asked him where Erika went. He goes I don't know, but do you want to make out with her best friend? So i was just like um...what? and he leaned in and started attacking my face with his lips. He bit my lip and i bled, stood up and was just like whatttttttttttt the fuck. It was not the most fun i've ever had
 
if you ever have to ask a girl "are you gonna finish", chances are, the question would be directed more appropriately at you.
 
about a week ago i was pretty trashed at my friends house in denver, i ad probably had a beer and i half so i was completly gone and....



she gave good head though
 
alright well up until like 3 weeks ago I had never really made out with someone.

So I'm chilling with this girl I really like all day, then I go to drop her off at her friends house, and she brings me in the garage and kisses me. We kiss again, again again, and soforth. We just start making out in her friends garage. So anyway we stop, and I'm stoked out of my mind.

So the next week I tell her that I like her and get friended.

Fuck.
 
well, one night i pased out on a couch with a girl on top of me. i was pretty wasted, and so was she. about halfway through the night im semi awake, and we somehow we end up making out, and it was just terrible. no coordination due to the drunkenness, and our styles were just different, and didn't mix. i started thinking of other girls, and eventually just fell back asleep, with her face in mine. not really gross, but just depressing i guess.
 
I'm happy to say I haven't had any horrible experiences, but my asshole of a friend was making out with some random chick in the back of my car and then she threwup all over him. He desirved it but she also threw up all over my car...
 
back in High School, I was partying in the woods with some friends when my girl showed up., We walked way from the party and when her back was turned to me, I threw up. Right after she turned around to kiss me, and I couldn't stop her. We kimade out for a min, and she pulled away and was like you taste odd. I stated No shit i just threw up, she was not thrilled at all.

I got another that didn't happen to me.

So it was the summer of my 2nd year of college and I was bored at home, my buddy lived in Plattsbrug Ny. I gave him a call and he told me this story which made me move up there for the summer.

So he was gettimg dome from this girl, when he got the spins and ended up vomitting on her. She was not even grossed out, she ended up taking him to the shower cleaning him up and then rode him all night. Now that is a girl hahahha
 
you might wanna try and stay away from that guy for the rest of your life. he sounds lke hes gonna start killing bitches and hanging their upper jaws up on a wall. so jea.

my worst was when i was up on this girl in a club and she starts like kissing my neck, all that shit, so im like, aite i'll go for it. then i quickly realized how drunk i was when i felt her wonderful tickly mustache.
 
oh oh heres a funny one. one time i was goin down on my girl cuz i do that. anyway, hella drunk, high all day and about an hour after popping some codiene i proceeded to just go ahead and pass the fuck out in my girlfriends la-la land.

then she woke me up a minute later, and it was all good.
 
i was making out with my old girlfriend in my friends backyard and he threw a potato at me from the second floor. hurt like hell

one of my friends hooked up with this girl and then found out she had herpes a few days later. he hasnt had an outbreak though and it was like a year ago
 
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