Worst make out experiences

MO-gan

MO-gan

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so my friend and i were talking about some of our worst make out experiences

and oh my goodness i was laughing like no other

anybody have some good stories?
 
well i was makin on some chick and i realized she just gave me dome so i started throwin up, so she started throwin up, and we threw up in eachothers moufs for a good hour and a half. then she was like "your not my boy friend" and thats about it.

i sense this thread going downhill, i hate sundays
 
yah iv had a girl throw up after make out session at a party ( it was the alcohol dont wory) I was fucking wasted too so its not cheap!
 
when i got braces and this girl kissed so hard my braces cut my mouth and i started bleeding and shit. that was pretty shitty.
 
you know that one creep couple in school that feels the need to make out in the middle of everyone.. and it's really awkward? I hate that.
 
a lil nibble = HOT!

biting my lip = WTF BITCH!!!?!?!111

she didnt do that again

but then again that was like 2yrs ago and i dumped her shortly after
 
i made out with a vagina, later that night brushed my teeth before bed and when I spit there were a couple pubes in the sink
 
well.. i was in a tent and made out with a chick and i felt her moustache brushing up against me
 
my first time, i was on a trampoline in front of like 25 people, and after i made out with this girl she got made fun of all night because she kept her eyes open....hahahaha
 
are you sure she wasnt a virgin...haha
cuz that mess tends to hapen with some chicks
yeah personal experience
 
i was on a couch making out with this girl and my friend was on the chair next to us making out with my girlfriends friend. i look over and see him smack her in the face really hard. She bit him. Hard
 
ya theres these two creeps at my schoo land theyve been going out for like 3 years and at lunch they like sit on top of the table and slobber all over eachother. and theyre both like the nastiest people ive ever seen.

and then i was aimlessly wandering the halls during class and they were standing between these two pillars, in this tiny ass spot, like straight makin like no other.

god i hate everyone in my school.
 
the dome deal and finding out afterwards that she puked minutes before but you were to drunk to taste puke
 
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whenever this girl would go in for a kiss she would lead with her huge teeth. God have mercy on the place where the collision occurs.
 
some chick made me gag she shoved her tongue all the way down my throat, also a girl bit my lip trying to be all sexy and i go ouch wtf and she goes i like it rough so i bit her tongue and punched her in the uterus
 
lol thanks for that man it makes me feel better :P

and some of that shits gross, like all that puking and bruping stuff. like wtf.
 
Sometimes during that dry-humping make out stage right before sauce time I have gotten two into the humping and started breathing heavily from all the aerobics. A combination of hyperventilation and our bodies rubbing against each other made our kisses make LOUD fart noises over and over. Vacuums dude.
 
she bit my lip hard. and there was a distinct crunching sound. it made my lip bleed a little. that's just too much
 
my friend was making out with a chick and she passed out on him

also i was once and she was biting my lip but then she somehow tripped and with her jaws still on my lip she kinda stumbled back and pulled my face with her and i had a cut on my lip for a while
 
well, last year at summer camp I met this girl. At one of the camps gay dances I started to hook up with her. As i was going in for makin out, she opened her mouth like my head was a fucking hamburger, like as far open as her mouth could go. She then like slobberd all over my face, and somehow bit me. I was seriously traumatized after this.
 
Well my worst one was that he was just a horrible kisser and he just slobbered everywhere.

I also don't enjoy having my tongue sucked out of my mouth. It hurts.
 
hooking up with a drunk chick than finding out i was the 3rd person she hooked up with that night hahaha gotta love being drunk
 
yes i remember that. it was that girl that you didnt remember what she looked like. the fat one with a beard and 3 tits. joking she was pretty hot until she puked all over
 
this girl that really liked me and i had no intrest in her was trying to get me to make out with her it was really really wierd she was like blowing in my ear and then she like licked my lip it was super akward so i was like wtf i dont like and and she cried
 
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