What the hell do you guys do on a lift?

you should read that essay some kid wrote for english about what he and his friends do on a lift. it was really funny and really close to what i do
 
throw snowballs. 0ne time this kid was going to hit a box (kimberley) and i threw a snowball that hit him in the head. he fell hella hard. i later saw him in calgary and i thought he was going to kick my ass (bigger than me and black) but he did not know it was me. i later told my calgary friend who told the kid but he did not care.
 
When I'm with my friends I talk with them or scream retardedly stupid stuff at the people below me. Otherwise say nothing.
 
not that i support these actions in anyway, but firecrackers and bottle rockets can really get fun... try to drop a firecracker so it explodes like right next to someone's head - a friend of mine got this old guy and he fell over and double ejected!
 
mt.bakerbum, did u go to baker last sunday, december 11th?

Italk to myself on chairs, so other people think im crazy, or sing christmas songs
 
listen to music, some time smoke some green, sometime drink a beer if i happen to have one on me, which isnt often, sometimes be gay and yell stupid shit, sometime just think about shit, hell who knows probly the same as everyone else on newschoolers.....

***FUCK A SIGNATURE***
 
every time we see someone a little bit unique like if they are wearing red, you yell out yay today is wear red day!!, or if someone is like standing around looking for someone you say, today is look for your buddy cause your lost day!!! its super fun.
 
im not old, so i dont if its immature, but whatever its fun, alot better than smoking or whatever like 80% of the people here do.
 
Me and a mate were on a chair lift when he hucked this giant flegm ball onto some dude's head. The guy didn't clock what happened but his friend did. So his friend throws his ski pole up at the chair to get us back and my buddy catches it and takes it all the way to the top of like a 20 minute lift!!!! HA! It was brilliant. The guy was fuming. That same friend also pissed off a chair at some people once. But he died not long after so, RIP Artus. Thanks for the memories.
 
my dad taught me this game he used to play with his friends on the lift when he was our age. you take your poles out and hold them like a gun, and you watch for people who look like they're going to fall. when they're about to fall, you "shoot" them with your "gun" (be sure to yell BANG and get the firing movement going) so when they fall it looks like you shot them.

yeah it sounds childish, but it's wicked fun on those long and slow lift rides. give it a try.
 
-i liek to eat frozen skittles or starburst

-talk with old people (you learn alot)

-play the "call it" game (my hill is extremly small so we like to call kids that are gonna fall before we pass them with our chair and you count the points)

-listen to music

-the occasional YELL at snowboarders who go down the hill on their ass causing the run to be ice(and if they go down on their ass on a landing of a jump i make a goal to attack them by the end fo the night)
 
if there's nowbody to talk to, i talk with myself.

if i get stuck with some assholes i jump off(not a good idea if its more than 2m. trust me)
 
My hill ain't bgi so I avoid yelling insults, spitting, peeing, firecrackers etc. because yo'll probably meet up with whoever you did it to in lift line, top of lift, or on the hill.
 
i hope you die. i would not pop a cap in your ass if i saw you . I would cut off your head wiith my finger nails . Conceal it in a plastic bag so i would not contaminate my local hill and bring it to my house and feed it to whatever animal/thing that i find in my back yard. That is how much i hate that post you just made. Just your dumb ass posts would make me do that.
 
people get so upset over what other people post on the internet its so funny

winning arguments on the internet is like winning in the special olympics

your still a retard
 
yaa im the retard ...defiantly not

mr. i tweeak a big blont on dat shit yo, and im like nigga fuck yu, jea ya dats crazy.

all those words defiantly exsist in the english language.
 
our biggest lift holds 4 and has a bubble to put over it so the wind dosnt get to you. soooo my friends enjoy a nice hot boxing and then lifting it up and letting it all go right infront of the liftie, who gets jealous. personally i dont smoke, but whatever. drink. eat. rest haha. scout new runs, talk about our next runs. what girls we have banged and who we want to, and who we could realistically. i almost ski alone, so i always got a friend with me that i can talk to in case i get some talkative tourist that wants me to show em the hyped up alaska lines. to bad our resort dosnt have any of those. anyway, just chill.
 
i meant i almost never ski alone. and yea, i forgot one thing. peeing. i some how did that alot last year. just right off the chairlift. whatever. it was usually after some peppermint schnapps and hot chocolate or whatever. and by the way, its very good. or you can just have it plain. it warms you up, and makes big jumps seem little.
 
i just talk, once i was sitting next to a guy that looked like a dwarf, he was a snowboarder and had a budweiser sticker on his board
 
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