usually i smoke tha G. sometimes people yell shit from tha lift sayin shit like "yu suck" so im like "nigga fuck you!" and i pull out my hella real lookin an soundin cap gun (keepin it legal fo da slopes). i let dat shit blast and people get hella scared. i do dat from tha lift sometime to. i like givin stupid people fake G, dis so funny when they smoke paper.
if its the first lift of the day i usuially have to piss so im like okay everyone take their own lift (cause no one is ever there in the morning) and i just piss. hopefuly you arent under me.
If you are with a friend, sit on opposite sides of a stranger adn inch closer and closer. It's funny to see how long it takes for the stranger to react
what you do is on really cold days, you take those big mayo packets, twist up the ends so there is much pressure, then throw it at things and it pops all over the place, i hit my friends helmet once and it froze, so he had to melt it off in the lodge to get it all off