What the hell do you guys do on a lift?

watch everyone ride down the park, and when you a chineese kid in retals yard sale, you laugh your ass off till you get to teh top of the hill
 
i once had a chinesse guy tell me his life story. ahah i wouldnt stop laughing. his life was quite funny. BTW he was on blades lol
 
throw snowballs..talk.....discuss anything related to skiing...the occasional quickie pretty much anything
 
pack a bowl then offer a fresh ounce to whom ever is riding aboard the lift.

or just have a pocketed hot pocket. mmm pepperonia pizza melting..........
 
usually i smoke tha G. sometimes people yell shit from tha lift sayin shit like "yu suck" so im like "nigga fuck you!" and i pull out my hella real lookin an soundin cap gun (keepin it legal fo da slopes). i let dat shit blast and people get hella scared. i do dat from tha lift sometime to. i like givin stupid people fake G, dis so funny when they smoke paper.
 
i hate when people sing on the lifts, it usually shows their true racer steeze! i usually scope out a line from the tram, or give myself head.
 
if its the first lift of the day i usuially have to piss so im like okay everyone take their own lift (cause no one is ever there in the morning) and i just piss. hopefuly you arent under me.
 
on cold days i zip up my jacket all the way and tuck my head under my jacket. and other days i just sit there and wait for the top.
 
people who make fun of people below are fucking losers with no self esteem. get a life.

the lift is for eating, blazing, hitting on strangers, messing with strangers, talking, spacing out, and going WOO!
 
If you are with a friend, sit on opposite sides of a stranger adn inch closer and closer. It's funny to see how long it takes for the stranger to react
 
what you do is on really cold days, you take those big mayo packets, twist up the ends so there is much pressure, then throw it at things and it pops all over the place, i hit my friends helmet once and it froze, so he had to melt it off in the lodge to get it all off
 
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