What the hell do you guys do on a lift?

you take little mustard paakets and creamers and drop them on the busy parts of the hill, and watch them explode as they get run over.
 
one time my bro was gona hit some snowboarder with a huge ass snowball and some old guy on our lift bitched at him
 
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one time i tried throwing my pole from my chair to my friend in the chair behind us. i missed so i tried again. i missed again
 
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i spit on people clap snow on them and smoke cigars on them and im only 12 blahahahahah also yell at miniskiers and all the snowboarders. and people who roll over jumps ill yell at em and thell them to get out of my fucking park
 
yell at the people below and try to guess their names. like "wow steve that last carve was sick!" i usually get wierd looks
 
a lot of singing, picking out lines, rock the chair, TRY to spit on people below us, put hands in pole straps so were reaedy to go, talk about stuff, give advice, sing, talk, bitch about being cold/hot-sweaty, the list goes on
 
when im going out with someone, make out with my girlfriend

when im not or shes not there talking shit is great fun. Also if you yell to someone saying they droped their pocket they'll check to see if its still there
 
haha that was the last film on the banff film festival

i watch people in the park cuz the park is under the lift and talk to people and if im by myself i just sit there
 
dip or smoke. chill. poke fun at people going down the hill. return calls. talk to my friends about funny stuff were gonna do next run like gayfags or ride with our asses hanging out
 
ohh man we do it best at belleayre ny. we have this one lifet which takes about 15 min. to get to the top so#1 if we are board of the lift ride we just jump off#2just listen to ipod#3 talk about shit#4 watch fottage that we just shot#5 yell at people and last but not least and most fun#6 i have a very large box filled with fake money in my house because my mom had a board game she made a long time ago. and it looks like real money so we just trow it off the lift ant yell ahhhh i dropped my money and people dive for it and fall most of the time it is awesome
 
Shit, I know who you are, god this must be older than shit

And btw, this kid is too pussy to actually do anything on the lift excpet maybe spit a few times, he wont even yell in case somebody recognizes him.
 
i was riding a quad once, and these 3 kids with me were chewing on ground nutmeg. i was like wtf. then like an hour later, i rode wit dem again and i was like woah, shitt.
 
if i am by myself, put in the other earbud and chill with some tunes, or if i am with other people we usually talk about where we are gonna go, what we are going to try, what chicks we did the night before, what chicks we wanna do that night, and such things that should be on the mind of every teen mountian goer
 
but as for me, just chill, talk to whoever im on the chair with, hurl snowballs at my friends if i see 'em and i usually miss, and if im by myself.. i just kinda think..
 
One time we were riding up this lift over trees, with just a clearing below not a hill, and the fags here skiing down it looking amazingly stupid. So everybody on the lift spit at em, but one kid next to me scored a hit. It got the guy directly on the glove and it was all nice and foamy and shit you could even see it. The guys all pissed he yells up at us " YOU BASTARD I'M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN AND SPIT ON YOUR FACE!" but the next run he was in line behind us and he acted scared of us. Shit that was funny.
 
when i was young i had the tendency to drop all my shit like poles and skiis and i hit some guy once. mostly i catch snowflakes and chill. occasionaly rock it for a little fun
 
turn my headphones outward dj style and blast obseen music like "fuck you" by dre and devin the dude, especially when an old lady is on with me
 
just decide what run were doing.. listen to the music.. just talk about what we threw down the prev run/ what we are going to do on our next run. it goes by fast for me.
 
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