What the hell do you guys do on a lift?

[cork13]

as a cocky ski instructor I am constantly evaluating your skiing.

thats right.

i am watching YOU

 

[ski_cartel]

yea cole, too bad im watching YOU and i give those turns TWO THUMBS DOWN

hahahahhahaha

 

[cork13]

shut it racer boy.

 

[ski_cartel]

look whos talking mr.ohlookifinalygotapairofcarvingskis

on race skis or twin tips i can still kick ass

 

[cork13]

thats

mr.topmarksininstructorsclasswhilestillkillingittodayandohlookifinallygotatpairofcarvingskis.

this is a e-battle.

 

[ski_cartel]

hey call yourself what ever you want, we both know whos the better skier here

thats right its me cole, me. The one who didnt get top marks............i got more sessions too, what do you have to say now cole? HUH?

 

[cork13]

i say:

you may have won the battle, but you have not won the war.

 

[whattheshit]

yell mom or dad from the chair lift. see who looks up.

 

[ski_cartel]

cole i wont the battel, the war and then i killed the wounded

 

[ski_cartel]

dam i ment to type won...........it was so much more dramatic the first time

 

[chapz]

when im in the states, i talk french with friends and make fun of people cause they cant understand

 

[jp_draves]

ya or just yell random names...singing is always chill

 

[yelsel]

bake

 

[PhaedeD]

listen to music, smoke dank, paly games, connect everyones poles together and try and hit people in the head with it, yell at people, look for hot ski bunnies to try and catch.

 

[Mezmerize19]

I mark my chair by spitting on it and watching it freeze. Sometimes the riders in the back make money noises or some kind of animal so I join in and pretty soon the whole lift is making animal noises. Then this one time my friend saw this little 9 year old girl with a pink helmet and hes like you have a pink helemt and she goes yes I do. He says then you must like horses and she goes yeah horses and awesome and he goes yeah I like to hump horses. That shut her up for a bit

 

[-benedetto]

smoke bowls and boogies

 

[jmason]

lol I do that sometimes

 

[skicraze123]

yell at yeties, peoples names, smoke

 

[lyndon]

i eat pizzas, oh, and tell outrageous lies about my self..

 

[coordy12]

think of new grabs

 

[bangarangmules]

word. i dont like yelling at people. unless i know them. then its cool

 

[leckett1]

i enjoy the exquisit scenery and fill my lungs with the fresh mountain air.

 

[mtbakerguy]

try and kick off the skis of the guy next to me

 

[titsLOL]

two seasons ago my friend had a norweigan exchange student adn he yelled hilarious insults to people in his hilarious accent.

 

[thefilmerguy]

this has got to be the best thread EVER!!!

 

[garettnorthey]

drop snowballs on people

 

[McLeod]

i will take the occasionally piss off the lift

 

[gnustreetfool]

i am telling you trow fake money off its so funny when people on the trail dive for it

 

[killabees]

HUNGRY?

GRAB A SNICKRES

 

[treesmann]

sit