What the fuck is happening to snow pants

[Vish-shoe]

I feel like things used to be simple…

you would pay a little too much money for some basic ski pants made by some kid in Taiwan that were three sizes too big for you, and you would like them, but for some reason a bunch of trust fund kids decided they were gonna grab their dead grandmother’s typewriter out of the basement and start throwing together what they call “pants”

LIke what the fuck is this?

Who the fuck is looking at these and telling themselves they would look good in them?

Im at a loss for words with these.

This guy really thought that snowcompton would be a good name for a brand

SNOWCOMPTON ?



”yeah bro the pant legs are gonna be different colors, yeah bro they’re gonna go so hard, yeah bro I’m gonna make one leg orange and the other white”

These people have to be stopped

 

[PartyBullshiit]

Looks about right.

 

[cracc]

I feel like things used to be simple…

you would pay a little too much money for some basic ski pants made by some kid in Taiwan that were three sizes too big for you, and you would like them, but for some reason a bunch of trust fund kids decided they were gonna grab their dead grandmother’s typewriter out of the basement and start throwing together what they call “pants”

View attachment 1070561LIke what the fuck is this?

View attachment 1070559Who the fuck is looking at these and telling themselves they would look good in them?

View attachment 1070560Im at a loss for words with these.

View attachment 1070562This guy really thought that snowcompton would be a good name for a brand

SNOWCOMPTON ?

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”yeah bro the pant legs are gonna be different colors, yeah bro they’re gonna go so hard, yeah bro I’m gonna make one leg orange and the other white”

These people have to be stopped

Im so tired of seeing these same pants everywhere, not unique at all anymore. Gotta get more creative and stop making the same felt hats and parachute pants

 

[aldercow]

really just finding new things to complain about. All the pictures are from websites because only 3 people actually wear this

 

[Jems]

east coast problems

 

[dwt802]

I want to disagree with you but I honestly can’t

 

[Vish-shoe]

really just finding new things to complain about. All the pictures are from websites because only 3 people actually wear this

You lost your right to an opinion when you made a thread supporting Dope, sorry

 

[SteezyYeeter]

u look more retarded wearing pants that big then the design

 

[Farmville420]

I like the orange ones tbh

 

[KilaTsunami]

east coast problems

Fr bro it’s a plague. Jibskins look so bad

 

[Bio_8]

woofbiz is the most retarded company ive ever seen, why the fuck are they brightly colored rectangles made of ripstop

 

[Vish-shoe]

woofbiz is the most retarded company ive ever seen, why the fuck are they brightly colored rectangles made of ripstop

(dis)honorable mention:

 

[Quaggy]

I think these pants will come and go, similar to the Adidas track pants era from ~2016-2020

 

[Neihartcatshart1]

Goodwill still on top?

 

[WoFIowz]

Looks about right.

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Beat me to it. Was literally about to post a picture of Aladdin

 

[Bio_8]

(dis)honorable mention:

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oh my god thats horrendous

 

[partyandBS]

I dont get this look and its usually with a fitted jacket. I probably have the same opinion on this as my parents did of me when I started wearing tall ts. to each there own

 

[SchizoSkier]

I dont get this look and its usually with a fitted jacket. I probably have the same opinion on this as my parents did of me when I started wearing tall ts. to each there own

I think this look is fire and I think oldheads who wear huge hoodies and skinny pants look retarded

 

[Vish-shoe]

I think this look is fire and I think oldheads who wear huge hoodies and skinny pants look retarded

Show me one video of woodbiz pants looking good

 

[Gourd]

Show me one video of woodbiz pants looking good

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmzkHQwPpOv/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

and almost any other karko video

 

[Neihartcatshart1]

oh my god thats horrendous

 

[nCrow]

Parachute pants look so fucking dumb when you’re just standing around in the lift line

 

[partyandBS]

I think this look is fire and I think oldheads who wear huge hoodies and skinny pants look retarded

anybody skiing in skinny pants should be shot regardless of age

when i said to each their own i didnt really mean it when it comes to skinny pants, jeans, retro onesies, microwaves, anything arcteryx, etc.

 

[EggMann]

Ngl I dont know why it bothers people so much. Most of these super baggy ones are just fun, like they dont look awesome but they are just goofy fun

Baggy pants are sick, a lot of skiers just got no style ngl.

and the woofbiz hate is unearned. That dude is chill as hell and some of the less baggy options are super dope

 

[piss.boy]

honestly the only bad ones are the reflective rainbows and the orange and whites

 

[weastcoat]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmzkHQwPpOv/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

and almost any other karko video

Not a chance. Kinda sad how some people’s talents and skills are ruined by some boof ass pants lmao.

 

[Rparr]

what a terrible day to have eyes

 

[Raf.Diaz.]

Im sorry…

 

[Ed3nHam3r]

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1062685/360

 

[Brother_trucker]

I feel like things used to be simple…

you would pay a little too much money for some basic ski pants made by some kid in Taiwan that were three sizes too big for you, and you would like them, but for some reason a bunch of trust fund kids decided they were gonna grab their dead grandmother’s typewriter out of the basement and start throwing together what they call “pants”

View attachment 1070561LIke what the fuck is this?

View attachment 1070559Who the fuck is looking at these and telling themselves they would look good in them?

View attachment 1070560Im at a loss for words with these.

View attachment 1070562This guy really thought that snowcompton would be a good name for a brand

SNOWCOMPTON ?

View attachment 1070563

”yeah bro the pant legs are gonna be different colors, yeah bro they’re gonna go so hard, yeah bro I’m gonna make one leg orange and the other white”

These people have to be stopped

If MC Hammer made ski gear.com......

 

[skierman]

GUYS! STOP MAKING FUN OR ELSE STEEPSTEEP WILL MAKE A CRINGEY VIDEO ABOUT IT!

 

[Mr_skibum]

[video]1062685[/video]

 

[ghoti_hook]

I low key want this to take off so we can get some more awesome posts in the “my mom wore my ski gear” thread.

 

[TOAST.]

anybody skiing in skinny pants should be shot regardless of age

when i said to each their own i didnt really mean it when it comes to skinny pants, jeans, retro onesies, microwaves, anything arcteryx, etc.

max hill

 

[nmwninjart]

Max Reade's first pants he ever made didn't look too bad(very lightweight summer skiing ones), and his latest release doesn't look that bad either. It kinda reminds me of MMA or basketball warm up gear that athletes wear before the fight/game. The ones in this thread are losers. He has gotten better though, finally added pockets.

Even if woofbiz is a chill guy, his pants are still very Ugly.

 

[BallClapper]

y'all should wear Zoot suits.

 

[BallClapper]

GUYS! STOP MAKING FUN OR ELSE STEEPSTEEP WILL MAKE A CRINGEY VIDEO ABOUT IT!

he already did.

 

[Whackson]

I hate the blow up look these pants give you when you’re carrying any bit of speed

 

[0n98b56dv7]

GUYS! STOP MAKING FUN OR ELSE STEEPSTEEP WILL MAKE A CRINGEY VIDEO ABOUT IT!

bro specifically called out Jems in his last one too lmao

 

[weastcoat]

I hate the blow up look these pants give you when you’re carrying any bit of speed

If your shit is flapping like a sail in the wind GET THE FUCK OUT

 

[Vish-shoe]

Summary of thread:

Vish-shoe pointed something out

Partybullshiit made a funny joke

All the old heads agreed with his take

All the copper kids lost their shit

 

[tutipups]

lets not mention how hard they make it to actually buy the pants

 

[tutipups]

east coast problems

not in quebec

 

[PartyBullshiit]

 

[skiP.E.I.]

Can it be that it was all so simple then

 

[crimeenthusiast]

unique pants are cool. maybe not each individual pair is really dope but small brands being on the up is good.

jibskin has a awesome name for a pant brand

 

[Goretex_Vidal]

not in quebec

Quebec culture is great because it froze in place in 2014 in solidarity with Vinny Gagnier making everyone mad by throwing venom grabs in SLVSH games.

 

[asparagus]

Parachute pants ruined this

 

[v.nicey]

GET WITH THE PROGRAM HOMIE PEOPLE LOVE MY PANTS!!!!!

 

[snowmosexual]

you're the one getting targeted ads for these pants...

 

[itzPebbs]

Im so tired of seeing these same pants everywhere, not unique at all anymore. Gotta get more creative and stop making the same felt hats and parachute pants

Rich white kids paying tons for baggy camo pants when the same result could be achieved by a trip to walmart and 20m with a sewing machine