What makes YOU a badass?

[.Natty.]

i light matches ON MY NIPPLES..

 

[broto]

i beat a horse in a race on stilts...WITHOUT ANY STILTS

 

[inthewoods]

I can separate my ring fingers while having all the rest touching on their tips and the middle ones touching on the proximal interphalangeal joints. never met someone who can do that.

 

[CypressGrove]

I build custom motorcycles. I wear custom Chuck Taylors with BAMF on the side. I don't take shit from anybody. I live my llife the way I see fit. And I say FUCK YOU to people who judge me.

 

[forrestisthabomb]

i once passed a cop going 210 in a friends murciealago

 

[Pmoore]

I am a badass cause I KNOW THATS MIKE POSNER

 

[Mr.Gaga]

Im from SSSSPPPAAAAARRRRTTTTTAAAAAA

 

[matt.s]

i bump threads. AFTER 23 DAYS

 

[hue.]

i go into womens bathrooms and PEE ON THE SEATS

 

[technique.]

i go to steakhouses AND ORDER CHICKEN

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

i can walk on water. WITHOUT A SECRET DOCK UNDERNEATH IT WHICH MANY PEOPLE THINK IS WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT THREAD ABOUT GUYS THAT CAN WALK ON WATER

 

[gus555]

i fucked A WILDABEAST

 

[spirals]

I can drink powerthirst and feel only COMFORTABLY ENERGETIC.

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

because chuck norris made ME a sandwitch

 

[bumblebeetuna]

cause I drive a bug and i dont give a fuck how late I am on this thread!!

 

[wheres_my_snow]

my testicles are massive

 

[DERS.]

because... I TEAR SHIT UP.

 

[Zoro]

i play my nintendo ds...IN PUBLIC. link up brotherin

 

[Utard]

I can LICK MY OWN ELBOW

 

[Hermondo]

i'm a badass because i know you're wrong! that's clinton sparks!

 

[Burrrlapz]

I saw chug life 11.... AND DIDNT LIKE IT!

 

[ECB]

I have had sex, and it wasn't with my hand /claim

about 50 percent of NS prolly havent, therefore making me bad ass

 

[Dwight_Schrute]

If I happen to punch YOU in the face, YOU WILL HAVE TO RESIST THE STRONG URGE TO THANK ME FOR IT!

 

[Burrrlapz]

Well then your obviosly the most intresting man on Ns

 

[Shreddysaurus]

I take shits without sitting down.

 

[Wolvmatt.]

Quoting CloudNine.$:

I can have sex with my Mom, FOR ONLY FIVE DOLLARS

I can quote two people, WHEN ONE QUOTE NEVER EXISTED.

Do you really think that quote in your sig is from Shane McConkey.

 

[technique.]

I have had sex, and it wasn't with my COUSIN /claim

 

[PadDONski]

lets just say i was his mentor

 

[t3hb055]

I own just around .00015% of the world

 

[*honeybadger*]

scumming in fairport ny!!!!!!!!!! check it out on you tube, the best video is scumming 07

 

[corona]

the fact that I got the 6666th view on this thread

 

[steezy_ness]

win.
because i say SKIS SUCK and are for FAGS, in NS forums.

 

[paulbunyan]

im so bad ass i just brought this thread back from the dead to piss off tons of ns'ers!!!!

 

[[evan]]

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HOW DOUBLE JOINTED?
I'm badass because I GET OUT OF THE CAR WITHOUT USING THE RUNNING BOARD.

 

[kootenayklaus]

I fart glitter, sneeze rainbows, throw up unicorns, and bleed baby puke outof my ears. All when I'm shitting.

 

[Anathema]

ive touched a boob before

/claim

 

[Mr.Luke]

I wear sandles all day, AND HAVEN'T CUT MY TOE NAILS IN TWO YEARS

 

[Toonoman]

I'm badass because i ride unicorns

 

[millski]

when I take squatting shits in the woods I only poop on my leg A LITTLE!