Weird sibling thread

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this thread is so funny.

my brother dates every girl that he goes out with long term, like pretty much either marries them or they fight to the point that someone dies.

if he has to sneeze, he'll hold it as long as possible, seek me out, and do it all over me.
 
I moved up to the mountain I was working at over the winter. didn't have a computer up there and pretty much didnt spend any time inside. then this spring i have no excuse, i started shopping on ebay instead.
 
My 15 year old brother plays WoW for 72+ hours straight. I never see him sleep. He smokes a ton of weed. He doesn't open his soda cans the entire way, like he just barely makes a hole and then sucks the soda out of it, leaving the can mutilated and leaving him making this fucking disgusting sucking sound. I hate it more than anything.

He can be cool like 25% of the time, but the rest of the time I want to punch him in the face.
 
Oh, and he has a weird attraction towards thejackall, or Curtis. I think my brother wants to pee in his butt.
 
i didnt know steezyjibber had a sister!

but my familys pretty normal all around.

my brother is 22, and pretty normal. he sweats a lot though.

my sister is 21, and pretty normal.

my brother is 19, and sweats a lot

 
didn't we all do that in like 4th grade, but quit because it rots the teeth out of your head?
 
one of my cousins like cant find his own house sometimeshe has to call his uncle to find out where he is going the kids like an engineer to which is wierd that he cant find his own house
 
my brother, 22, likes to act like a 4 year old and piss me off by giving me hugs way to much and saying im turning into a princes that has to have everything.

he also is very protective and shot a guy friend of mine with an airsoft gun about 20 times till he ran home.

he's also really smart but instead of going to school he's become a welder, he's taking his diving course soon so he can weld underwater, apparently it pays way more.

my two younger brothers i never see, (three and almost two,) but as far as I know they are really normal.

this I find funny, a friend of mine who's 16 has a half sister who's 50. older then his mother.

 
my brother is 30 and a professional jazz guitar player, he is extremely radical politically, reads Nom Chomsky books, watches youtube videos about Illuminati, etc.

my other brother is 26 and is a football coach/ runs a huge Post cereal factory, hes super good at golf and ALWAYS used to fart on my sutff
 
My 13 year old sis loves skiing, and steeze. She always wears a bandanna, and buys mens S and M ski clothes when she is a M womens, she loves to ski switch when she can, and keep ptrying to progress in the park, and she loves powpow! Overall, shes pretty chill, I like my sister
 
my older brotha whos 21 is the shit he gets me my booze, and my chew.... my sis is 18 and goin to college she ight...and my younger brother is the biggest nerd ever he does this wiered blinking thing cause he wears his classes so low and is always in the basement playin xbox, on the internet or somethin hes is so fat hes 11
 
my sister is a fat bitchy cunt who, when she dosent get what she wants yells and screams till she does, like a 5 year old. she also works at McDonald's. she 14 btw.
 
my sister(15) has an NS account, skis lots, can be a big bitch, but can also be pretty chill

my half sister(23) dosnt ski, but is mad cool, and normal as far as i know
so i guess my fam is normal, but can be gay sometimes.
 
my little brother (14) plays tha game Oblivion for 360 all day and all night, an when he isn't doing that he's watching youtube vids of kids playing guitar hero or playing runescape

oh an sometimes he skis, an when he does he's mad chill, he's annoying as fuck all other times

other brothers 27 an parties with me, pretty normal i guess
 
my younger brother (14) telemarks but isn't really into the freestyle thing...But he's pretty baller since he's on the basketball team and is the top scorer...oh and he buys 3XL polos, and1 shorts and tank tops and airforce 1s
 
my 8 year old brother is addicted to the wii so badly that when my mom said it was enough and was about to say if your good tomorrow you can play, he cut her off mid sentence and yelled out IM NOTHING WITHOUT THE WII!.

On a side note I think my 6 year old brother is going to be either really metro or gay. theres a 25% chance tranny can be in that pool too
 
my 12 year old brother thinks he gangster and thinks he can beat me and our older brother up since he does modified middle school wrestling (wtf?) even though we always just get him in a headlock and put him in his place and my older brother is 18 and pretty chill but his girlfriend is a total bitch and isn't even hot but i guess at the end of the day they're kind of alright
 
I love my older brother. We've got each others back. He mooches vodka and 40s off me but whatever. I will miss him more than anything when hes at college skiing Hood next year.
 
my younger bro, 17, is mad legit. We've got each other backs since the beginning. We are a redhead dominating team. But since he is younger.. he's got to be annoying sometime...
 
try and beat this- its what my btother sent to my best friend nicole on myspace:

Body:

Wassuppy! Thanks, I appreciate you adding me as a friend! How are you? How is your summer going so far, I hope its going good? Just one thing: why does the first mood (meaning the option on myspace that lets you decide your mood) that I get to see on your myspace when I check out your myspace have to be "FRUSTRATED"? Its like your saying goes "every 60 seconds you spend upset is one minute that you will never get back." When I say this Nicole, I do not mean it in a freaky creepy sort of way, you know me as I nice person, and I suppose maybe a little odd, but just a little, no more, lol, in my opinion you deserve nothing but the best and to be happy, because you are a very nice person! MY POINT BEING: that is not a very nice thing to see looking at your myspace for the first time, or ever, atleast not the first time! I rest my case! Goodnight, I need to get some rest pretty soon because I work at UMD which starts at 8:00 in the frickin morning, lol, have a good day tomorrow! Oh, and did you wish Matt Happy Birthday yet, if you haven't YET then shame on you, lol

yeah hes fucked up.
 
Im the oldest

My younger bro spends too much time on WoW, hes 12 and doesnt like girls, he might be gay, yet he calls me gay when my gf is round and were doing shit, i get really confused, but he skis and he did the awsome 5 ft drop next to the run(it was shit in reality but it looked good, only because at the time i was falling over skiing switch, mega fail for me)

And my sisters cool, she skis too but does pizza the whole fucking time at about 300km/ph, its pretty fun racing her. Shes obsessed with horses though, what little girl isnt?
 
Haha this is a good thread.

My little (12) sister's normal, but like, too normal. It freaks me out. Only listens to whatevers in the top 20, wears the exact same clothes as her best friends, and tYpeZ lyKe thiiSs!!!x0x. I don't mind her, but she can be really mean sometimes, used to make me cry when I was like 6.

But then it's her who's always calling me a "freak" and a "weirdo." And my parents seem to be convinced I was born in the wrong generation
 
i have two sisters. one of them is really really nice, and would do anything to help people. she's 10. my other sister is almost 13 and is a total bitch. like, she's made my mom and my other sister cry SO many times. i hate her. sorry if i changed it from weird sibling thread to mean sibling thread, so my bad.
 
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this is a great thread

ok my sister(15) is cool and skis, but she can also be insane. She pretends to be a tiger and talks to my cats (whole conversations here), and I'm pretty sure she has a crush on my 2nd cousin, who wants her to smoke weed with him.

Not my sibling, but cousin: Got a perfect score on the SAT, and didnt go to college. Instead he decided to go crazy and live in his parents basement.
 
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