Weird sibling thread

my older brother just graduated from the mcmaster university with an engineering degree and just recently got back from doing some engineering stuff in bristol, england. he did some work in vegas a few weeks ago too. basically he's a baller.

my younger brother is 2 years removed from highschool and still trying to get all of his credits to graduate. he doesnt have a job, he doesnt do anything except smoke weed and play video games and he has everything handed to him by my parents.
 
my sister once paid me 5 bucks to go upstairs and get something for her because she was too scared..........she's older than me........
i also have a fat cousin who just turned 40 and has never had a job in his life and lives off his mother's money. his equivalent of getting exercise is buying exercise equipment and putting it in his storage unit, fat fuck
 
my sister also rips on skis though, like not park but she carves well and skis pow well, she does touring and everything, pretty cool but she is completely insane and can be the biggest bitch the world has ever known
 
I have two sisters. One is a crazy good softball player, she made varsity as an incoming freshman. The other is fat and lazy, she just sits around and occasionally plays her instrument... its like an obeo or a clarinet or something.
 
sounds like my sister, same age too. but when we were a lot younger, i'm talking like when she was 6 or 7, she would bark all the time
 
my younger brothers 12, probably gay, talks like hes maybe 4, rides bikes around in circles with his friends ( not kidding, they go on the road and ride around in a circle for hours ), runescapes till his fingers bleed, doesnt eat anything healthy, but hes still skinny as hell, threatned to call the cops when my dad gave me beer ( he actually had the phone in his hand ) and he skis, but hes as gaper as they get.

my younger sisters cool though.
 
one time my younger sister wanted 7 dollars for something, i made her eat cat food. it was worth seven dollars i think
 
My 20 year old brother we would look like identical twins if I was an inch taller and had the same eye color. Hes a fire fighter we get along much better now that we dont live in the same house. His best friend is a total tool and is always around. Hes been dating girls my age since I was a junior. Skis and rides motorcycles and is a good mechanic which is good cause I'm not that good. The only proble is he thinks that all firefighters are good cooks and when I cook for him my food tastes like shit (im a a cook in a very nice resturant. We basically are the same in almost all ways.

Oldest brother 25 i think graduated college very surprising (has the worst ADD ever and his school wouldnt let him take his meds at schoo). Makes ass loads of money owns his own house (pays me to fix it up). Hes fat and rides motorcycle even though he sucks and hes the oldest but started after me and my brother. Extremly funny could easily do stand-up but very mean spirited and doesnt know when people have had enough. He would always ditch me on very hard runs when I was little but it ended up making me a better skiier. Thinks hes a better cook than me (really no comparison I own him at cooking)

My bros are cool but pretty wierd too but I guess everyone is a little wierd
 
ehhhh i've got a 20 year old sister who pretty much kills it all day er'y day mountain biking, skiing like a pro, and is pretty much the best sister ever
 
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my older brothers cool. he shreds almost every day and got me into freestyle skiing. he also takes 3 to 4 times longer than the average person to do just about anything, specifically eating food and getting ready to go anywhere.

my little brother used to be a demon child. he would scream and whine constantly. he would eat dirt and bang his head off of hard objects when frustrated (driveway, door, mantle place, bricks, anything hard) and chuck his toys against his doors. he also used to have supersonic hearing and would come storming upstairs when i was in my room listening to my headphones and start screaming about how he could hear my headphones and that i had to turn them down.

nowadays hes like 15 or something, he's getting his license this month and has gotten a little bit more normal. he watches tons of anime and loves nintendo. he is pretty much always either wathcing anime, reading a book, or working on his 3rd novel. he also draws tons of his own manga and nerds out hard all the time. he also is a swimmer.
 
hey don't hate on the half puerto ricans.
my brothers a total pot head and he blasts hardcore metal throughout the house and hes in a metal band..oh and he punches me sometimes. fun stuff.
 
I have a sister who is completely useless. Doesn't do anything around the house, makes a huge fucking mess of the bathroom we share and then complains about how I never clean it, even though I clean up something almost every day. She complains about EVERYTHING, is a huge drama queen, can't hold her liquor, is incredibly selfish and so many more things. She's the reason I have a short temper, how I haven't lumped her in the dome yet is a mystery to me. And my parents take her side in 3/4 of the arguments we have just because she gets all emotional and cries when they yell at her. And she's my twin so I am compared to her every day. Yup, stoked to have her around 24/7.
 
so technically i have a sister i guess

she is like 20 lives at home, spends all her time in her room like like 7 fish tanks has failed her drivers test like 5 times and could be a doctor but she is lazy as fuck. parents are trying to get her married off. any takers? money can ns karma may be involved
 
i dont get my younger brother he is either playing cod or on the trampoline practicing skiing. it gets so annoying because he always cries about how bad he is but he can do mistys frontflips and lincolns but he is 8. he also doesnt leave me and my friends alone.
 
10 yr old sisters, one has anger problems andgrowls / roars at you like alion when shes mad, the other has a comple obsession with zack effron and is essentialy incapable of doing anything at all ever. 13 yr old brother weighs more than me (im 6'3 220lbs), constantly lies and steals junk food, bitches about everything and cries more than a fucking newborn and pisses the bed 5 times a week, he "skis" if you could call it that and then my 14 yr old sister just bitches at me for always being high.
 
I have 2 "siblings"

One is named Nelly and she is a frickin drama queen. If you get anywhere near her shes screams at you to get away. She runs around the house and throws up a lot. She's also mostly black with a little whiteness.

The other is named Oakley and he is pretty much a baller. He's pudgy and lays around a lot. Very sociable and likes people. He also licks himself quite often.

I forgot to mention I don't have siblings...
 
My 25 year old bro is basically the shit. he is a sick ski buddy, is really awesome at poker, and consistenly drinks heavily...he also is just really smart and funny he's a sick older bro
 
bro is 22, going on 16. he would be pretty normal for a 16 year old. totally self absorbed, doesn't do much around the house, and very gullible. smokes a lot of weed and i feel its messing with his brain.

but this is my gripe with him. and then he gets pissed off and confrontational when i say i don't care for any of that shit. he thinks because i don't believe in it, it some how makes it less real to him.

this is his bookmarks on my computer. see derekconspiracy

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my 17 yr old brother is ginger-plays age of empires for 10 hours every day-killed and skinned a squirrel that is now safety pinned to his backpack-wants to live in a world without any modern inventions-plays the bagpipes-is afraid of earthquakes, the dark, getting raped by dolphins, and planes-hates skiing/snowboarding so we can't go out west for family vacations anymore-doesn't like ANY form of music besides "viking metal" which he blasts towards my bedroom wall-only ever eats ramen, pizza, sugary drinks, and sour candy-is obsessed with the bible, not that there is anything wrong with this but it just doesnt make sense with his terrible snarky and unloving attitude
 
my little bro is videogame obsessed, my sister has all the guys following after her. not fair man.
 
my 18 yr old sister is a raging alcoholic but still manages to get straight A's and be the cheerleading captain not that weird but for sure not normal

 
My sister is a freshmen at University WashingtonShe just decided she was a dikenow has her hair cut really short.she wanted to buzz it but her guy friend talked her out of itShe wears baggier pants then me. and could pass as a dude. Just went down to San Fran for this lesbian conferance and wore a mens suitlooked actually like a bro..flaming liberalworks at panda express
and lastly she is very obsessed with aviators (the sunglasses)
 
i have a half brother who's 25 years older than me (old enough to be mistaken for my dad from time to time). he's a severe diabetic who has lived on the streets, went to rehab three times for crystal meth and hallucinogens, went to the state penn for robbing an ice cream store. now he owns multiple very successful coffee shops and a tattoo parlor, is covered in tattoos and has played guitar on tour with Hank 3.
 
my older brother is pretty much like a big me i guess. except he doesn't ski. and i'm more of an adventurer
 
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