Weird sibling thread

I got one my brother (17) met some girl on facebook who lives in Chicago

he has never met her and he will go in his room and have phonesex with her this

has been going on for about 6 months now she is trying to move out here so they

can get married

 
i think i have you all beat. my brother longboards naked. hes 11. he also enjoys having pokemon card battles at school.
 
This is my brother.

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My little brother got suspending for a week in kindergarden for throwing pencils like darts at kids and stabbing one kid in the leg with a pencil and then when the police came to take him out of the class room he held a pair of scissors to his throat and threatened to kill him self and everyone else if they came any closer...and that was just kindergarden...you don't wanna know what he is like now
 
all of my sisters have serious boyfriends and are manically depressed when they are not within ten feet of a cock
 
My brother and I are 15 months apart in age. We're both in out early 20's, care only about skiing, women, having fun and looking good. Growing up it was hard, but once I moved out and he went to university we became pretty much best friends. Were constantly trying to edge eachother out as the better skier. We can easily piss each other off. But then were friends again pretty quick. He does yell at COD pretty bad and throws my controller. I don't like that. Were watching the parents house right now while they are away, and staying up late and getting silly from soda pops. We lost our virginity to the same chick about 4 months apart and we think the same things are hilarious and love talking in silly voices.
Basically y'all are jealous that we're so tight. Cept for maybe the same girl/ virginity thing, its a little weird.
 
Hahahahaha, this had me laughing so hard.

Oldest bro, just buzzed all his hair off after having his hear be to his waist for 10 years. Huge metal head, dropped out of college and high school, and is basically totally awesome.

Older bro, is a total badass. He's a huge pimp, all his friends are girls, and he's going to OSU with high honors. Is disappointed in anything but an A. He's really smart, really popular, 2nd best saxophonist in the state, and really fucking awesome.

Older sister, is the other ginger of the family. Really smart, really popular, really nice. She goes to OSU with honors and is one of the funniest people I know.

Younger sister, we're really good friends. But she can be a huge bitch, and if she's in a bad mood the whole house goes to shit because she treats everyone like shit for no reason. She makes a huge mess everywhere she goes but never cleans it up. I've never heard her thank my mom except when someone tells her to and has no idea what financial situation we're in so she asks for really expensive shit all the time. She's also really passive aggressive and hates expressing emotion. She's really dumb and sings all the fucking time.
 
I've got an older sister who is a drama major in college, she's like my best friend, but she can be a moody bitch, and doesn't like getting made fun of.

My brother is 23 and is socially retarded, but has like thousands of friends, he doesn't understand when things are socially unacceptable, and he says really awkward shit in front of my whole family. He also has no common sense or sense of direction. Oh, and he's gay! But he's super like book smart, and goes to college, but he's mooching off my parents and he doesn't understand that he is or that it's pissing them off.
 
my youngest brother is 23, excelled in math and sciences, then moved to study liberal arts, and aced that, then became a chef. he also dates hipster chicks and he likes them even more if they don't shave their pits. his current girlfriend is a waitress who only has her grade 8.
 
2 sisters (21 and 24). We all go/went to UVM. Nothing really weird about them. No I will not post pictures of them haha. My cousins are kinda odd though, not really outgoing or social, its akward to be around them because they don't talk. I also fucked one of them so that doesn't make it any better.
 
my sister is a complete whore, i caught her giving some guy a handjob in her room with the door open, she had like 4 friends over, i had 3 of my friends over, everyone was within like 40 feet of her room. i dunno if that means she's just stupid or an extremely huge whore who cant wait the extra 2 seconds it takes to shut and lock a door before she starts playing with some dudes pee pee.
she watches all those show like jersey shore, the kardashians, etc... basically every retarded drama show on tv. and she gets really into them and gets pissed off if i ever make fun of someone on the show.
she dresses like a skank even when she's with my grandparents, like we will go to my grandmas house for the day or weekend and she will have a skimpy little shirt with her boob's popping out, a super short skirt, or really short torn up shorts so you can see even more. to impress i dont know who, my grandma? and she does that annoying thing girls do with their hair that makes it super big and poofy on the top. hard to describe, but you probably know what im talking about.
she never does anything for anyone, and she always expects people to do shit for her, i get asked probably 5 times a day to do her a favor, and she gets super pissed if i ask her to do anything to help her. like just this past weekend she broke her car key, got pissed when i tried to help her get it out on her own over the phone cause i was being annoying, then had me drive 40 minutes to get the broken piece out of the key hole for her, which took me 2 seconds with my fingernails, and got pissed when i told her she needs to go get a new spare made.
fuck! it sucks!
 
Im the weird one in my family i guess. Im just as my mom says "obsessed with skiing" because im always on NS. I just started making hoodies which my dad thinks is so gay haha.

My middle brother is pretty normal although always thinks hes sick or allergic or something.

My oldest brother is a huge volleyball player/ coach/ ref. He loves it just as much as we all love skiing which i used to think was soooo gay. Until he started fucking girls on the uconn vball team and lining up jobs for his future. And he is now pretty set up for after college.
 
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