The "Im Drunk" Thread

31 and really wanna just take a few months off. drinkings great the morning afters are just not worth it. so productive during the week at work and so completely lazy and useless on the weekends. thinking of getting into downhill mtn biking or tennis (srs cant decide - sick of broken bones and surgeries tho so maybes tennis)
 
13922582:johnnyBuz said:
31 and really wanna just take a few months off. drinkings great the morning afters are just not worth it. so productive during the week at work and so completely lazy and useless on the weekends. thinking of getting into downhill mtn biking or tennis (srs cant decide - sick of broken bones and surgeries tho so maybes tennis)
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This is why I wish pot was federally legal. Don't feel like a turd in the morning.
 
This is my dilemma. Do I buy a season pass to a resort somewhere in tahoe which is 3 hours away or 2 my home mountain in shasta which is known for weak snowfall. I'm asking this as my licenses just went void. DUI. I know I'm an idiot.. do I risk the money on tahoe knowing I'll get some good days in or shasta hoping the snow goes will fall on it this year?
 
13923843:JoeF2661 said:
This is my dilemma. Do I buy a season pass to a resort somewhere in tahoe which is 3 hours away or 2 my home mountain in shasta which is known for weak snowfall. I'm asking this as my licenses just went void. DUI. I know I'm an idiot.. do I risk the money on tahoe knowing I'll get some good days in or shasta hoping the snow goes will fall on it this year?
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You should probably just drink more
 
Pretty sure I just saw Hydra agents across the bar. Or maybe it was just basic post Trump rally political PAC folks. Lucky to be alive.... Yeah I'm drunk but Phil Coulson would be proud.
 
13935920:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Lol nope. It's weird coming back to my summer town where tons of people who were kids are now 20
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I know the feeling. Sometimes I swear I still feel like I just graduated high school than I realize I have bills and responsibilities and reality hits me right in my late 20 year old face. I'm getting old.
 
Drunk as fuck in the basement of an airbnb rn. Moving in to my dorm tomorrow morning. Any tips on how to get it poppin as a college freshman or anyone else go to DU on here? Orientation week so nothing important is gonna happen and im just tring to get fucked up every night
 
13940377:ronders_ said:
Drunk as fuck in the basement of an airbnb rn. Moving in to my dorm tomorrow morning. Any tips on how to get it poppin as a college freshman or anyone else go to DU on here? Orientation week so nothing important is gonna happen and im just tring to get fucked up every night
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Just be yourself, be confident in yourself, don't try to adjust your personality to anybody. Find good friends. I am aldo drunk so good luck
 
on a sidenote, being an adult rocks. I just went out and bought 2 24 packs of bagelbites and 4 miller high lifes.

Can't they see I'm busy spoiling myself?

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Got smashed at a wedding tonight. Espn fantasy football didn't load for half our league, and my team auto picked Aaron Rodgers first round. I couldn't get access until round 9. Fuck my life #firstworldprobs also I'm drunk.
 
13940389:IsitWinterYet17 said:
Got smashed at a wedding tonight. Espn fantasy football didn't load for half our league, and my team auto picked Aaron Rodgers first round. I couldn't get access until round 9. Fuck my life #firstworldprobs also I'm drunk.
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Oh god, I'm so sorry for you
 
13940389:IsitWinterYet17 said:
Got smashed at a wedding tonight. Espn fantasy football didn't load for half our league, and my team auto picked Aaron Rodgers first round. I couldn't get access until round 9. Fuck my life #firstworldprobs also I'm drunk.
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big play darius slay is going to swat his ass down this year. no fly zone at all.

but i havent drank in 2 months and i feel decent but kinda miss being drunk but also dont miss getting painful headaches midway through a cold one. just tasty edibles from now on
 
13940383:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Just be yourself, be confident in yourself, don't try to adjust your personality to anybody. Find good friends. I am aldo drunk so good luck
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All good rn lol. Ran from the cops the first night here haaha. If I don't get laid by the end of the week tho I'll be disappointed in the college experience
 
There was a salt gun to shoot bugs. My friend kept ordering shots of tequila so we made him use the gun instead of using salt on the hand. Quality snap. The bartender was heard in the background "that's not a good idea, it shoots hard."
 
What's that phrase about a watched pot never boils? Go in with that expectation and you'll come off creepy. Just go in to party and have a good time. Girls will come dude.

13940719:ronders_ said:
All good rn lol. Ran from the cops the first night here haaha. If I don't get laid by the end of the week tho I'll be disappointed in the college experience
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13940723:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
What's that phrase about a watched pot never boils? Go in with that expectation and you'll come off creepy. Just go in to party and have a good time. Girls will come dude.
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Its true. BUT YOU NEED A GAME PLAN. You can't just "have fun" and get laid. You need to actually pull some fucking moves.

"This party is getting boring lets go" FUCKING BOOM
 
I mean, literally just go in with some friends and play beer pong with someone and talk to everybody. Ive never really game planned per say and if I wanted to, never had any trouble finding someone

13940727:DirtYStylE said:
Its true. BUT YOU NEED A GAME PLAN. You can't just "have fun" and get laid. You need to actually pull some fucking moves.

"This party is getting boring lets go" FUCKING BOOM
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Edit: as to moves, well duh, you talk with someone, hey let's go somewhere where we can hear each other talk, and if you're feeling really confident say something like, "but not talk"

**This post was edited on Sep 4th 2018 at 11:37:28pm
 
13940377:ronders_ said:
Drunk as fuck in the basement of an airbnb rn. Moving in to my dorm tomorrow morning. Any tips on how to get it poppin as a college freshman or anyone else go to DU on here? Orientation week so nothing important is gonna happen and im just tring to get fucked up every night
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1. Get a fake

2. Enjoy the lifestyle of coming from a rich family
 
Not yet but trying. In a trainbfrom upstate NY to NYC for a flight. Havent slept more than a few hours since I left denver to drive east. Also last minute friend bailed I think (ghost mode) so that's interesting. Slamming wine because Yolo. Bummed tsa took my buddys butter because wanted edible action for flight. Gonna prolly stay putbfor a day when i get to asia because ive been movin too fucking much.

Cheers!
 
officially put down 20 in 3 hours last night. blacked for a few hours. Still drunk. I don't remember how but I wound up in this random chick's room and had the worst whiskey dick of my life. I tried for like a solid hour but nothing was working. that really sucked.
 
Had to go to like page 7 to find this thread wtf, come on NS. Can ski season get here faster so I can get drunk at the hill instead of by myself in my room??
 
I'm drunk and it was free cuz on Wednesday you can drink all night long and if you call a coin flip correctly at the end it's all on the house. Booze
 
Drunk as fuck everyone else already went to bed just sitting here listening to some bluegrass lmao. I want to go ski for some reason
 
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