The "Im Drunk" Thread

Hey m8s I just saw this thread and thought since I got caught smoking weed so I can't really do that anymore I thought I would try drinking. Not like all the time but just at a concert next week (everyone there is always high or drunk) . But I'm under aged so I can't really buy it and how much do you guys think I should drink? Srry guys just trying to have a time before school starts
 
Shit man! I just made a forum about being drunk and what do ya know? right after I post it, someone replies on another drubk thread. Alcohol is a crazy thing! seriously though, I've been on ns for years, can't believe I forgot there was already a drunk thread. sorry ns
 
Too.

Much.

Mexican.

Food.

Aghhhhhhhhhhh note to self, don't dance or take shots of well tequila with a full stomach. Many cramp, much full. Ugh.
 
3 of my friends got arrested last night for throwing a party and I woke up at my friend's apartment with gashes on my back and needed stitches.

Dont drink the jungle juice, kids. It's a very bad, bad thing.
 
can i sell viagra / cialis on here? Just saying i got the wholesale amounts , no lie . But i don't want to be banned after 14? 15? years.. no idea . tha would be tragic though
 
13492807:eastAR5 said:
can i sell viagra / cialis on here? Just saying i got the wholesale amounts , no lie . But i don't want to be banned after 14? 15? years.. no idea . tha would be tragic though
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I'll trade you 69 Viagra for 420 pots
 
Right now im Cant feel my face drunk and i did sone pretty sweet kareoke (spelling tho??) add me on snap chat if u wanna see somedope kareoke. Riley_lewis67

World peace ✌✌
 
I had a few couple several shower beers to celebrate success night of bluegrass and debauchery and now I'm in dining hall spilling salad everywhere cuz it's hard to eat
 
im still salty over my only claim to NS fame as starting the original "im drunk" thread

but you have continued the tradition well .. carry on.
 
I decided to reward myself by taking a shot for every page of reading I did. I did not know that this chapter was 42 pages long. I am 6 pages deep and I am unable continue.

3 days down, 72 to go.
 
13615260:Mingg said:
I decided to reward myself by taking a shot for every page of reading I did. I did not know that this chapter was 42 pages long. I am 6 pages deep and I am unable continue.

3 days down, 72 to go.
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DAMN. I'm drinking Alcohol while reading an alcohol/substance abuse book... hahahaha fuckin ay.
 
Most of the time I come on here I'm drunk so I think every thread should be an "I'm Drunk" thread.

just my two cents, have a good night everybody
 
my freinds ditched me for wine wednesday so I did whiskye wedensday by myself and it is going really really really swell.
 
13661699:.MASSHOLE. said:
Mingg is the shit.

And all the rest of Ns
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Hi, how are things? hehehe

Also, thirsty thursday is lit. About to walk to the froyo place in the pouring rain/ I am so excited yay
 
Minggs snaps of tulbr anoNs make me sad as shit. Like why are you gonma go on tumblr if people try to roast you like thay?
 
Got wayyyyy too drunk on Friday while on vacation because we ended up at the bar which all the restaurant workers end up at after their shifts. They pour heavy. We befriended a lot of them and they of course told us to come by their places on Saturday. Told ourselves we wouldn't get that drunk again on Saturday....

Well Saturday rolls around and we end up going to the bars where these people from yesterday are working. We end up getting way too many free drinks in addition to the gazillion I ordered. Blacked out. Bought a bunch of stupid crap at stores nearby. Got lost on the walk home with Google maps (idfk how) and woke up with wrist bands from a club. When the fuk did I go to a club!?! Oh and to top it off, I thought it was a good idea to chronicle my whole night on Snapchat. Yes I'm that guy who posts regrettable things to snapchat when I'm drunk. Probably sent a bunch to newschoolers too... It's Monday and I still feel like poo.
 
Considering I had possibly a shot, shot and a half of coke left and it just fit in my rum and coke pint yeah.....

Well, still have half of that left, but this is my 4th drink in a few hours. I'm celebrating my fucking birthday so yolo though. Wanted to go to the bar but was super tired. Still super tired, but somehow still alive and dranking

fuck the police

sorry kevtron
 
13899088:theabortionator said:
Considering I had possibly a shot, shot and a half of coke left and it just fit in my rum and coke pint yeah.....

Well, still have half of that left, but this is my 4th drink in a few hours. I'm celebrating my fucking birthday so yolo though. Wanted to go to the bar but was super tired. Still super tired, but somehow still alive and dranking

fuck the police

sorry kevtron
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Merry birthmas

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13912859:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
I shall be posting the classic: broke up with my girlfriend so which of you ladies on here is single. Except wait, you're all men.
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Question: did you break up while you're drunk?
 
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