The "Im Drunk" Thread

Well I lost my wallet somewhere between my place and the casino. Do you ever have to tell yourself like get it to together man? If anybody finds the wallet I have about 200 bucks to my name and a credit card I've already froze. Lol
 
14040249:Fogdart said:
Just had Sweetwater 420 Kush beer. Obviously I know there's no thc in it but it was pretty good. Smelled like straight reefer as soon as it was poured

https://sweetwaterbrew.com/brews/420-strain-mango-kush/
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This reminds me back in the day we tried soaking a bunch of weed trimmings in Vodka and let it sit for a month or so. We didnt know what we were doing fucked up filtering it and there were little bits of bud left in the Vodka but we ended up slamming shots anyway and getting messed up. Anyway the next day my Brother and I kept farting all day hung over as shit and it smelled like straight up ass-reefer. It was summer and we drove up to Winter Park and my brother ripped a silent one in a crowd at the village and people around all got this strange look like "WTF is that?"

We got better the second time and soaked a ton of trimmings in 120 proof Absinthe. That shit was wild.
 
There are innumerable examples of inebriated lapses of interweb conduct, both publicly and in private, are recorded to less and less effect - the company of being drunk is as exuberating as another mans endeavour into the abyss
 
Moved into my temporary spot with some homies, got wasted, one of them lost their toenail, so ready for bed but were all laughing over it quite hammered after cleaning him up.
 
got so fucking drunk tue and wed night this week... like tuesday was a top 5 most drunk ive ever been lol fuck pink whitneysssss
 
Drank a 12 of michelob ultra lime infusions, and a six of buffalo gold's

Buffalo gold's dank idk if I'm drunk but I'm drunk
 
Sluggin down long island iced teas and beers at 10am at the airport. I don't have a problem you have a problem :)

Been up since 430am yeatersay on public transport and airports and haven't slept so fuck it.
 
14067091:theabortionator said:
yeatersay
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Woah. On the plus I actually slept theough most of both my remaining flights. Downside I've been a little sick, and sleeping through the decent into Chicago rocked my ears a bit.

Stoked that I was so tired I actually fell asleep at 1030 when I got to my sisters house and woke up at 6. So I'm pretty much back on normal people schedule and off to a good start ditching the time difference.
 
14067344:theabortionator said:
Woah. On the plus I actually slept theough most of both my remaining flights. Downside I've been a little sick, and sleeping through the decent into Chicago rocked my ears a bit.

Stoked that I was so tired I actually fell asleep at 1030 when I got to my sisters house and woke up at 6. So I'm pretty much back on normal people schedule and off to a good start ditching the time difference.
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Damn. Perfect execution
 
Haven't drank all summer really; Got a sixer of some 6% IPAs (yay utah sells real beer now) and got tuned the fuck up last night and still feeling it at 7:17pm
 
Went to a wedding last night. Got way too drunk. Then drank more. Tried to break dance- crushed my ring finger. Ate an entire bag of pickle lays, so now my lips are raw. And I might be a father in 9 months ?. Pretty sure I'm still drunk too. I'm "never" drinking again...
 
You you right

14077385:B.Gillis said:
It’s just natural man, not your fault. Sometimes it just takes a while. Skiing will be back soon and before you know it you’ll be living the dream again, new friends, new chicas, new memories. For now just focus on improving you, keep focus on the long term goals.
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