The "Im Drunk" Thread

sitting at home. everyone left. and there's trash everywhere. dreading waking up early to go ski tomorrow because i know my home mountain is going to be filled with all of the people not at dew tour. :/ .....

going anyways. haha
 
im sitting at home, my 40's done, and im looking at my half a bottle of whiskey hesitantly, can't wait to wake up at 2 tomorrow to ski my home mountain (lol "mountain", takes 2 secs to get down the hill, 4 mins to get up) But anyway, bro its 12 you telling me a party that left trash everywhere at your place ended at 12? what happened? Oh wait..im in canada..what time you at?
 
I'm a huge fan of the classic gin and tonic with lime juice, but last night we were drinking shitty gin and lemonade, our main focus was not taste haha

You got any good recommendations?
 
oh it was horizontal freezin rain.

2 hrs of chipping ice off park featuers, tree tops blown down everywhere, still couldnt see pplz tracks @ 3pm when i left. bulletprooooof.
 
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what im wondering is if in january when i go to CO and am higher in elevation and i drink in a hot tub will my white girlness grow to the point of bein a one beer nancy?
 
make sure you drink a shit ton of water.

even fully acclimated, I went tubbing one time, only had 5 beers but no water that night........worst headache ever the next morning.

i'm having a ghetto christmas with key light, might spice it up with some knob creek tomorrow tho.
 
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