The "Im Drunk" Thread

[division.bell]

Every time I get drunk I wake up with the TV still on and it's always Food Network, Will tonight be different?

 

[t.dough]

I keep thinking you're my piece of shit roommate because of your name and then I realize my piece of shit roommeate doen't ski gooddddaaaammmit

 

[bo0b]

Having a boring night runrned it tinto playing soviables += drunk beo0b

 

[Rachy]

I'm in bed eTing z 6 inch subway sandwich alone. Sooooo good. Olives. I love olives. And auto correct.

 

[Phil.T]

http://tinychat.com/nsdojo

 

[Jane6]

Well that escalated quickly

 

[Jeebus.]

Thats what she said, thats what they always say.

 

[Willgum]

italian sausage with extra sauasage and cock?

 

[MilaKunis]

At a fundrager. I'll be hammered soon

 

[JordanButtfart]

DRANK A FUKCIN FOTY THEN HAD HINCH PUNCH WITH A MOTHIER FUCKING EVERCLEAR & FIRECBALL, PUKED AND RALLY THEN FUCKING ATE A WHOLE PIZZA! WHWO XRAZY NIGHT YEAHHHHHHHHHHH FLORIDA STATE RATCHET FUCK YEAH

 

[NotoriousT.S.E]

Drove about .5 miles down a hill from my friends house. Hope im not tooo drunk because im so against that ishh

 

[NPF]

if you are home before 2 you're doing something wrong

 

[erica]

it's only monday and I have an 8am what has my life come to

 

[zurk]

its 2-6 tuesday tomorrow! hellz yeah

 

[pjhale]

my mom is wasted out of her mind and idk what to do

 

[JordanButtfart]

Make sweet love to her...That's what I do.

 

[zurk]

give me her number, I will help her out.

 

[Toaster-Tony]

so drunk time for video gams

 

[Heart]

I hope for your sake that this isn't something that happens often.

 

[304NordMan]

You're about to receive much attention. Weather the storm, brave one.

 

[no_steeze]

I have a temporary tattoo of a butterfly on my penis

 

[springz]

shoulda just gone permanent...

 

[no_steeze]

Had it been an option I'm afraid I probably would've gone for it

 

[Randy_Quench]

WOOOOOOOOO

 

[BroNamath]

hi low

 

[bo0b]

Drunk.

 

[Ski_ThEast]

shout out to all you other members that got hamered at the family thanksgiving parties, always a great night to get fucked up with the aunts and uncles

 

[eeman69]

Thanksgiving drunk is the bomb. First time on NS while hammered and this happened to show up. Coincidence I think not. I HAD MANY LOLS

 

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[division.bell]

motherfuckin food network

 

[bakedpow]

Playing beer pong with my gfs parents after thanksigiving dinner is fun

 

[last_tango]

jameson made me to hott so im now eatin ice creame to cool me down which is probably going to be a bad idea

 

[tgm]

sittin on my bed jammin to some tunes, im hungry

 

[ir1sh]

Thanksgiving is the best because there are Bond AND Star Wars marathons on tv AT THE SAME TIME.

 

[NPF]

yesterday was black out black friday. today was a rough one.

 

[Toaster-Tony]

A couple nights ago I blacked out and came home to try to make burgers at around 3am.

All I ended up doing is eating some barely cooked meat before passing out in the kitchen. Definitely not my finest hour.

 

[bo0b]

On a mornay none the les

 

[Rachy]

Can't stop eating white cheddar popcorn. And cheddar is white. Why the fuck is it called white cheddar?

 

[Childstar.]

It is called white cheddar because white cheddar is cheddar cheese that is white.

 

[bo0b]

yes ya

 

[jibbinc.]

went to some stupid cowboy bar in alberta.

fuck i hate this place.

 

[erica]

Who's idea was it to walk 3 miles to and from a party in -20 degree weather?

Mine probably

 

[bo0b]

So many suburban "rednecks" where I live in AB.

 

[cannaguts666]

I always forget not to drink after I take my pain pills.

That being said, 2 oxys and 2 pints of Fireball Whisky later I drove 40 miles down to town, twice, for no apparent reason. Once at 2am and the other at about 4. Made it home around 6 and feel asleep. Thats the first time Ive stayed up for 24+ hours and it sucked. Was up for work at 4 am the day before.

 

[no_steeze]

Omg badass alert! Fuck you. Fight me bish

 

[Bensun]

ahahahahaha gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy ^^^^^^^^^

 

[.Hugo.]

Rum tastes like candy

 

[bo0b]

Holy tits i am Drunk ai drank in a hot tun i gotta ski at tomorrow morning i9n p clock should i fuck this girl?

 

[.Hugo.]

i drank in hot tub too. girls got to drunk an dleft thogyt. fuck these things

 

[erica]

SAME