The "Im Drunk" Thread

BEST CAB RIDE EVERRR... cab driver "gene"" was blasting reggae and we began to sing along, then we started talking about me and my life then his life blah blahh balh then we arrive at my house and i realize i don't have enough to tip the cool fellla sooo i asked if he smoked the ganj and he said yes, then i proceeded to tip him with a dub and two dollars. he said i was the nicest and coolest customer hes ever had and gave me his card and said call anytime i need ride and he'll hook it up...
 
My buddy was so stoked on what I did Im aooarently Djing at the main dancefloor with him next weekend afhhh such a good night
 
Just took my socks off for the day (the true sign of unwinding). Thought about making a thread about it now Im here. Currently drinking on Busch light, the most God awful drink known to man, but it was free.
 
Drunk people give me advice. Dope out and do want i feel in my gut is what i want to do. Or stay in school and get a degree then enter the corporate trap?
 
Hahaha Ive learned more about guys tonight than I think Ive ever done Hahhah gah got the fucking drunken hickups though
 
13 hours of drinking later and I'm just really really really really happy to be sleeping in my bed and not some randos
 
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it means the rando isn't in my bed. which is key, since I attract crazies. never let a crazy know where you live.
 
fuck yeah and I just HAD some more. i'm gona get fat if I keep drinking beer and eating poutine on weekends.

drink beer. do physics. ski pow. eat plants. surf waves. FUCK YEAH thats whats lifes all about man.
 
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